>go to your car parked on the street
>see this guy on your car
>"hey mate nice car, could i get a lift?"
>his destination is slightly out of your way
What do?
If he needed a lift why would he stand by a parked car?
>>56549161
No one in their right mind would say my car is nice.
>>56549161
>his destination is slightly out of your way
Not with him looking like that it ain't.
>>56549368
>Shittycartugal
Turn 360 degrees because I'm drunk and give him the lift.
>>56549698
>drink driving
You dont really do this irl do you
>>56549368
>>56549419
>>56550020
>btfotugal
>>56550020
>>56549804
No. I barely ever even drink.
>>56549419
>>56550020
>>56550104
TIL I'm an entire country.
Noice
No, get the fuck off my car faggot.
>>56549161
i have noticed that i have been spraying water jets up me arsehole from my bidet for longer and longer time. s-should i be concerned, senpaitachi? no homo here
>>56550819
is this how it starts?
>>56550819
Yes
>>56549161
Does this angel have a name btw?
>>56549161
dude at this point people don't look at ganders any more, that guy looks like he's got his life together and you can bet your nuts I'll try to leach onto him at the cost of my ass idc
so fucking right I'll give him a ride, I'll give him the ride of his life
>>56553921
Justin owen, yank gay porn star, hes quite endearing
>>56554127
Is it just you who does all the gayposting on this board or do all Aussies have such fine taste?
>>56554227
I think i am the only one who posts pictures regularly but there are many gay aussie posters here
>>56554127
this guy is really hot 2bh
my cock is confused
>>56554500
I love his rosy cheeks, and hes quite funny too
>>56554447
Yep, the few times I ever post gay porn, I get banned.
Also good morning anon.
>>56554500
>>56554227
My favourite vid of him
http://www.xvideos.com/video16059019/sunset_screw
>>56554891
Good morning :3 hows doing
>>56554227
There are a few recognizable gay aussies on this board, op, comb boy poster and more recently the thai ladyboy poster
I'm kinda tired, it's 8:36 AM here in Perth and I've been up for almost exactly 12 hours.
>>56555263
>>56555313
Why haven't you slept?
>>56555555
Pls
>>56554969
It was a relief when he went down on the guy so that he finally shut the fuck up.
>>56555531
Sleep is for the weak.
Plus my sleeping pattern is fucked and I need to fix it.
How have you been?
>>56555590
>Average Pole
>mfw I think the Australian accent is the sexiest on Earth
>mfw I'll probably never have an Aussie bf with a perfect beach bod
>>56555876
Clearly you've never heard the beauty that is the Dutch accent
>>56554969
>that turkey gobble at 11:25
what the fuck is wrong with that guy
>>56549161
Avoid him. He's a faggot and most faggots have AIDS
>>56549161
But, senpai. I don't have a license.
>>56556182
Don't cars have high tax in Denmark?
>>56556217
Yes, 180%
Additionally the license itself can easily cost some $2000
>>56549161
Sure, I like helping people.
>>56556294
>180%, $2000
This kills the American. You have my condolences anon
>>56549161
Tell him no.
I can't afford the rates of someone who looks like that.
>>56556182
How old are you?
>>56555640
Mean, i like chirpy guys, it usually means theyre insecure
>>56555768
Been fine lad, glad its the weekend finally because im mentally drained by work, keen on kicking back and relaxing. How did your sleeping pattern mess up?
>>56556319
Thank you. The license fee could be lowered, but isn't that bad. Most get at least half paid by their parents
>tfw I didnt since they are degenerate poorfags
>tfw they consider it unfair if they paid mine and not my 3 other siblings despite that Im the only one who made it into uni
The tax/registration fee is something I'd like to stick up our government's ass though.
>>56556354
20, you have to be 18 to get one
>>56549161
>"Sure no problem poofter"
>Drive him to destination
>"Here we are, that'd be $400 shekels, plus tip"
>Handcuff him to the underside of the carseat if he doesn't pay
>>56556374
>How did your sleeping pattern mess up?
Too much vidya, 4chins and talking to friends overseas.
Just average NEET stuff desu.
>>56549161
Why? Fuck, Australia. Why?
Thank you for these threads, they're great for expanding the boyfu folder
>>56556801
Faggot
>>56557119
Vaginacuck
>>56555876
Do you have gay lisp and high pitched voice? Vocaroo something
>>56556537
You should be playing with my dick :x but nah seriously hope you get that in order
>>56556801
Post a recent fav boyfu
>>56557623
>You should be playing with my dick :x but nah seriously hope you get that in order
l-lewd
I will anon
>Post a recent fav boyfu
Pic related my boyfu
>>56558508
Watch me get b8 for that
>>56558508
Dont you have dynamic ip? What isp you with? Also noice, love a good fire crotch
Does he actually want to fuck me, or is he going to mug me?
If he's actually down for a fuck then I give him my virgin boipussy right there.
>>56559013
Mobile desu
>>56559083
>Does he actually want to fuck me, or is he going to mug me?
both
>>56559142
Have you tried switching Flight Mode on and off? Im with optus on my mobile and reset my ip that way all the time, but you also need to delet cache/cookies before doing so first on the browser
>>56559330
No I haven't tried that. Hopefully it works with Vodaphone.
why are aussies so gay
>>56559528
Too hard not to be with all these attractive Australian men around.
>>56559602
But I see aussies post about how many fat guys there are there all the time
>>56559589
They're kiwis
>>56559637
American immigrants
>>56559589
reported for illegal content
reminder to report this mentally ill faggots thread
sage : )
>>56549161
"I'm sorry, you will have to ask my driver"
>tfw driving age in this country is 25.
>>56559819
Guy on the right https://twitter.com/ryan_chameleon
>>56559883
still talking to yourself after 5 hours in your pathetic thread.
LMAO
>>56559878
Woah I never knew that, interesting
that feel when proxy to report cancer thread 15 times in 5 minutes to get it deleted faster.
nice!
sage and reported
>>56559878
Come home, Papua abo
>>56559954
Based. Keep on triggering the mentally ill faggot into talking to himself some more. He's been samefagging for 7 hours straight.
>wake up
>enter 4chins
>see this thread
Thanks for lifting and killing my mood at the same time
