>Captain Britain
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SHE IS WIELDING THE EXCALIBUR
AHAHAHAHhaaHAHAahAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FABRICATED IT CANNOT BE
But then who's Captain America?
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>56546908
DELETE THIS
>>56546908
>i do come in peace
yeah, just like britain
>American comic and American writers
You're the cucks, not us
>>56547108
>YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
Yes you can.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Britain
>>56547108
America Chavez, xhe is captain ofThe triggered squad
>>56547530
Well, your battleship is in pieces
>>56546908
> Captain Britain
Meanwhile Captain ENGLAND
>>56547108
>>56548040
> Black man
> Job
I didn't know this comic was satire
>>56548040
pfAHAHHAHA
>>56547748
captain puerto rico ?
>>56548040
>american cuckery knows no limits
>>56548384
thor is a woman in the pic so isnt gay
>>56548384
>be mtg player
>read mtg storyline
>there's lesbians and trans in it
>cards with trans "heroes"
CANNOT MAKE IT UP
>>56548449
At this point dunno what is wrose
>>56548482
Really? not even Shitstone is this bad
>>56548449
That somehow makes it worse
>>56548525
IT'S AWFUL, IT'S FUCKING AWFUL
I'M LAUGHING BUT I'M BLEEDING INSIDE
HAHA
>>56546908
You can't make this stuff up.
>>56548482
I've never seen any of that
but then I've only played the khans of tarkir
which is all 100% noble mongol warriors
>>56548384
Wait Thor is woman? Holy shit.
>Steal piece of nordic culture
>fuck it up
>???
>profit
I always hear about how near ded the comic book industry is but just how bad is it?
Is the master plan to alienate their core audience and hope SJW's buy them instead?
>>56548525
the voice actor for the hunter skin is a gender fluid cosplay patreon scammer
>>56548739
When you compare it to the 90s where there were multiple million sellers it's near dead, right now a comic that sells 40k a month is considered a success
>>56546908
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
![ApugwJv[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/A8KuGCG.jpg "ApugwJv[1].jpg")
>>56548703
They could've used any one of the many females in Nordic culture but since this is the comic book industry they have to rehash the same characters endlessly.
>>56548482
They defeat bad meanie weenie feelings by putting on dresses and make up.
>the current year
>not being this tolerant
I bet you don't even have celebratory superhero butt plugs. I import mine from Sweden every month on ALL NEW MARVEL.
>>56548739
/co/ saw it coming, now they eat it up. It started with black Spiderman with no personality, then they made the Falcon Cap, then they made Thor female, THEN THEY MADE YOUNG AVENGERS: super tumblr'd millennials.
Just look at this ad copy, go to overview
to read HOW they sell this crap.
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/mobile/w/young-avengers-by-kieron-gillen-jamie-mckelvie-omnibus-kieron-gillen/1119519866?ean=9780785191711&st=PLA&sid=BNB_DRS_Core+Shopping+Books_00000000&2sid=Google_&sourceId=PLGoP677&k_clickid=3x677
>>56548945
They took our memes.
>>56547530
he starts the war, he loses the war
>>56548945
>those overviews
Holy shit son. I clicked on a few other books to see if they were bad too. They fucking were.
[spoiler] Fuck you Gaiman. You should of left Angela dead instead of pimping her out like some used old whore. [/spoiler]
>>56548893
post the next page
>>56549039
>for people who aren't on tumblr
Absolutely disgusting. Fucking /co/mblr makes me sick.
Can't wake for the capeshit movie fad to end so the comic industry can into even further shit.
>the only australian capeshit is a dude who throws boomerangs
Well, at least captain straya is a bogan cunt
>>56548309
would fug
>>56549039
>you have to browse tumblr to know what feels means
Truly, we have done something heinous to offend God and cause him to abandon us
![zpS0AoT[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OLUq6qI.jpg "zpS0AoT[1].jpg")
>>56549220
Only because you asked
![kDoMPOz[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BUHfj0X.jpg "kDoMPOz[1].jpg")
>>56549365
>>56549365
>That last speech bubble
pretty spot on
>>56548893
Or they could have put Thor in a dress. Trans thor. Convert the GOD of thunder to Islam to celebrate the right side of history for Nordic culture.
Then make xhim fat and just put naked selfies for every panel to celebrate his REVOLUTION IN BEAUTY STANDARDS. Since Disney owns Marvel they can reimagine Transfat Thor as any of the Disney princesses too.
I want off this ride, lads.
>>56549039
can't wait till the internet generation ruins biographies on historical figures for me
>>56549480
Zig/Zog/Zug
>>56548945
Mardu leader Alesha is a tranny.
The new Innistrad storyline has 2 lesbian warewolf hunters.
LESBIAN WAREWOLF HUNTERS
The saddest part is that for the past 4-5 years I've spend enough money on mtg to buy a proper car and it all went into SJW wallets.
I'M A KEK
and I got KEKED by rectangle cardboards with images on them.
HAHAH
>>56546908
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
IT IS NOT A CREATION
>>56548118
Enjoy this (You)
>captain britain is a m*zzie
YOU CAN'T
YOU CANNOT
YOU ABSOLUTELY
YOU JUST
YOU
C A N ' T
A
N
'
T
THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO WAY
THERE I JUST NO
FUCKING
WAY
YOU
CAN MAKE THIS SHIT UP
YOU JUST CANNOT
>brits are okay with mudshits appropriating english folk history and culture
If King Arthur were American and some mudshit was using his sword in anything we would chimp out
>>56557146
I like the page where the originall Captain Britain kneels to her, handing over Excalibur because she represents a modern Britain.
It'd make you cry if it wasn't also funny.
>>56557306
>If King Arthur were American and some mudshit was using his sword in anything we would chimp out
The new Captain America is a nignog, but I guess you are used to being represented by one.
>>56548040
Falcon is a nice guy desü, and doesn't afraid of anything.
I can't hate him
Reminder that the real Cap, Steve Rogers, is one of the very few handful of super heroes in all of comics who is genuinely good.
He is a decent, humble man who was fortunate enough to have been given enormous strength to match his character.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v620E6ozrKI
>>56558486
>Reminder that the real Cap, Steve Rogers, is one of the very few handful of super heroes in all of comics who is genuinely good.
True, which is why kicking him out in favour of Falcon is such a shit deal.
>>56558658
Well, I believe Steve was all fucked up when Falcon replaced him. Sam Wilson was one of the few men trustworthy enough to take up the shield.
But in my mind, there will always be only one true Cap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqIBGEcKhGs
>>56558912
>Sam Wilson was one of the few men trustworthy enough to take up the shield.
Captain America should have died right there, fuck giving the mantle to someone else just to keep the name alive. Batman went through 4 Robins which is equally as shitty, thank fuck female Thor only lasted like 4 comics.
>>56548703
actually they're having trouble with that last step
