If you frequent this board, it's likely that you're an obese, anime-watching autist who has never kissed a girl and who can't talk to people while looking them in the eye, who lives in front of his computer desk and thinks videogames and porn are healthy substitutes for real life, who hasn't showered or left his house in days, and who has no friends or future to look forward to.
If this accurately describes you, kill yourself right now for the betterment of mankind.
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>56544115
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>56544115
Don't do it Portugal, if you need to get something off your chest I'm here for you.
>>56544115
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>56544115
>thinking other boards are less autistic
>>56544310
This is a public health service... I genuinely believe 90% of the 4chan userbase should commit suicide.
Bump for eugenics.
>>56544909
>advocating eugenics
Off yourself, fascist
>>56545245
Thanks for the bump... if this thread gets at least one neckbeard to take the final leap, it was worth it.
>>56544115
t. Alberto Barbosa
>If you frequent this board, it's likely that you're an obese
No. I am in decent shape.
>anime-watching
Yes. I love animu.
>autist
What in the literal sense or the 4chan meme sense. I am not actually diagnosed with autism, but in the 4chan meme sense where everyone is an autists I guess I am.
>who has never kissed a girl
Yes.
and who can't talk to people while looking them in the eye
I have no problems talking to people, even women. As long they don't flirt with me or whatever that is.
>who lives in front of his computer desk
I spend a lot of time on my computer, but then again I am a computer science major so this is to be expected.
>and thinks videogames and porn are healthy substitutes for real life
They are not a substitute but an addition. Nothing wrong with doing things you like as long as you control them and don't let them control you.,
>who hasn't showered or left his house in days,
No.
>and who has no friends
I am not very social but I have some nerdy friends.
>or future to look forward to.
Actually being an engineer pays pretty well. The benefit of being a nerd is that you always get paid more than most normalfags in the end, lel.
>>56544115
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>56544115
>obese
nope, actually underweight
>anime watching
nope
The rest is true.
>>56544115
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>56544115
fuck off nigger. u kill yourself so we have less nigs
>If you frequent this board, it's likely that you're an obese
topkek, I'm a skeleton
>chinese cartoon-watching
Yes
>autist
No, I can talk to other people
>who has never kissed a girl
I have, I had a gf before I broke up with her
>who lives in front of his computer desk
I do spent a lot of time in front of the computer desu
>and thinks videogames and porn are healthy substitutes for real life
Videogames are a hobby, we all have hobbies. I don't watch porn or masturbate.
>who hasn't showered or left his house in days,
I shower daily and went to the store earlier today
>and who has no friends
I'm an introvert but i have a couple friends
>or future to look forward to.
I'm in university right now tbqh
>>56544115
Good thing I fill none of those conditions then.
>>56544115
t. Alberto Barbosa
