Are Hobbits white?
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Are Hobbits white?
they're irish
They're Dutch
>>56539654
ginger
>>56539654
>woggits
>white
They're American
>>56539654
>hairy feet
>white
lmao not a chance
>>56539795
t. illegal imigrant
why mordor invent bomb but didn invent powder rifles
I bet with it they could easily conquer Middle Earth
Elves - scandi
Humans - Anglos
Orcs - Germans
Dwarves - Scots
>>56539654
They are filthy, ignorant creatures consumed entirely by greed and gluttony, not even worthy for an elf to wipe their feet in them.
>>56539876
Well who the fuck else could have gotten all that work done? Not Europoors that's for sure.
>>56539654
It doesn't matter since they're not human.
Also they'd increase the percentage of manlets in white people bringing the average height that the Dutch are working so hard to keep high. Cannot be allowed.
They're based off Tolkien's romanticised view of the English countryside.
>>56540020
So no then
>>56539922
Elves- Romans & Greeks
Humans- Anglos
Orcs- Turks/Ottomans
Dwarves- Jews
>>56539654
Bilbo Baggins was the dirty traitor, because he had stolen Arkenstone from his crew. Why Thorin Oakenshield should pay blackmailer beyond his the dynasty treasure?
>>56540170
>greeks
>elves
never laughed so hard in my life
>>56539960
>no elf girl to wipe her feet on me
>>56540324
It is true tho, that is what they supposed to represent
>>56539922
Germans = Beornings
yes
t. proud resident of middle earth
>>56540324
Read a book nigger
>>56540334
>tfw no elf to purge in the name of the almighty
>>56540382
"no"
The elves are an amalgam of germanic, celtic and nordic mythology relating to nonhuman beings. They're closer to traditional views of the fairy people before J. M. Barrie crossed them with mayflies.
>>56540435
eat a dick slav
>>56540382
i always thought greeks looked like danny devito
Saruman = Austrian
Dunlendings = Germans
>>56540170
>>56539922
You are have interesting opinions.
Who is the dragon Smaug prototype?
Who is the hobbits prototype?
>>56540570
Well in the Tolkien universe are a once great and knowledgable, now withering and shrinking civilization doomed to die out
Even their language is based on Latin and Greek
>>56540657
Smaug?
I would say dragons in general are the Nemesis that follows the Hybris of great wealth
Hobbit on the other hand are the simple folk that are swept of in shitty situations by events of a scale larger than their view of the world
>>56540674
Elvish is based on Finnish retard.
>>56543021
wanted to post it, but it's not so simple
>>56539922
Actually.
Elves - Christians (Sails to Numenor = Christian Afterlife.
Dwarves - Jews (Greed, isolation, and constant dwarven genocide by Dragons and Orcs)
Humans - Irrelegious (Fighting over land, wealth, caught up in their own personal affairs rather than big stuff)
Hobbits - Pagan.
Southernlings - Islam (More advanced technologly, but evil in nature)
>>56539881
like
>pic related
?
>>56546112
>Elves
>Sail to Numenor
Newfag
>>56546112
>Southernlings - Islam (More advanced technologly, but evil in nature)
came to say this, muslims are obviusoly haradrim
angmar would be jews imo
