Practise languages, talk, play an instrument, sing/karaoke, meme, banter, and whatever other buzzwords get your dicks hard enough that we have a decent sized thread.
"The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you."
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AyLPyXhrfO
>>56536403
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ael1FOgkoA
Just gonna save the threaaaaaaaaaaad
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GQ57OKYHIH
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QGXk0DUiJL
>>56539937
are you posting from inside a giant bell?
>>56539937
>>56540019
http://vocaroo.com/i/s102uRCOf3xc
>>56540019
From my room but the thing is that I have a shitty microphone.
Somebody imitate https://youtu.be/y8p0JKL1Y9Y?t=3m11s for me in their native language or with an accent
>>56540155
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JVyHElkg9t
>>56540228
I laughed when the music came on. 10/10
My voice is weak as shit in this but at least I'm contributing faggots.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ejh48a03sw
>>56540278
>>56540228
R8 my Italian profanity
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SUQpVsOxam
>>56540155
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zhUDE22zBF
>>56540315
Not bad Pierre
>>56540578
surprisingly good although you sound like a romanian immigrant
>>56540315
what song pls
>>56540680
>romanian immigrant
Better than sounding like an Americlap I guess
How similar are Romanian and Italian? Can you understand any of it?
>>56540315
That was great.
I wish I could play the guitar.
>>56540712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BsZt_3MifU
>>56540859
You can understand enough words to guess some full sentences, but it's not as easy as french and spanish.
>>56540836
Lovely singing. Which song is it?
>>56539283
Thanks buddy.
>>56541173
Funny how commies have the coolest anthems.
>>56536170
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0i5EIpwjDpB
anybody want to pic related?
>>56541347
top tier bruh
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0We9YwwTbQG
>>56541228
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02Q7lr2yPSX
>>56541228
Absolute madman.
>>56541484
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QJ70Npq76X
>>56542820
Please sing this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcm55lU9knw
>>56541979
In "derzhava," the "d" in not enough palatalized.
In "mudrost'" and "svobodnoye" (the third "o") O's should be pronounced "ah" because unstressed O's in Russian are pronounced as "ah" (you probably know that as you pronounced the other O's of this kind correctly).
Overall, the whole thing sounds great.
9.6/10.
quuuaaaadddddssssssssssssss
>>56541979
Not bad, but accent is. Your "ш" like "шь" too soft, and your "я" like "йa" near, but not same.
Also in world Poccия and Oтeчecтвo possible pronounce 'o' like 'o' not like 'a' but that just dialect things.
Your "я" more like "йa" near but not saem
ш
>>56543065
Here you go brazilbro :3 Hope you enjoy it!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gwzjM6MVOy
>>56543104
>In "mudrost'" and "svobodnoye" (the third "o") O's should be pronounced "ah" because unstressed O's in Russian are pronounced as "ah"
May be in Belarus' your accent popular, but we, in Moscow, pronounce in words mudrodst' and svobodnoye literally and 'o' is 'o'. But there is a lot of folks, maybe some Russian Armenians or Russian Azeri have another accent same time.
>>56543603
>we, in Moscow, pronounce in words mudrodst' and svobodnoye literally and 'o' is 'o'.
In Moscow, 'svobodnoe' pronounced like 'svAAAAbodnaye', yopta
>>56543493
That's just part of being swedish
So here is my song....Judge it !!!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05SqyLgqPcR
>>56544243
Lovely
>>56543603
Of course you can read every Russian word the way it's written no problem with that but in standard Russian unstressed pretonic o's are always pronounced as "ah" and unstressed post-tonic o's as /ə/.
mudrahst', svahbodnəye etc
>>56541979
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gWL7czztOj
Russian best language
>>56545482
I'm really bad at everything including singing but here
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BmdFwx4laR
Gib something to record please
>>56545860
give rashn
hey lads, time for me to annoy the thread about our poker roo,. we play at this site: http://www.bluffave.com/vocaroothread
it's free to sign-up, don't need to use a real e-Mail. it has VoIP so it's fun to chat with each other. right now it's me, a fennoswede, and a french guy.
if you want to check it out then create an account, request to join our group, and join the room "Nigel's A Broad." it's fun
>>56545979
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04j6W8Vt7rQ
>>56546074
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rRdx8Crf3C
>>56545979
"Aлиce тpyднee вceгo дaвaлocь иcкyccтвo yпpaвлятьcя co cвoим флaмингo; eй, пpaвдa, yдaлocь дoвoльнo yдoбнo взять птицy пoд мышкy, тaк, чтoбы длинныe нoги нe мeшaли, нo, eдвa oнa ycпeвaлa aккypaтнo выпpямить флaмингo шeю и coбиpaлacь cтyкнyть eгo нocoм в шap (тo бишь, eжикa), кaк oн oбязaтeльнo oбopaчивaлcя и зaглядывaл eй в глaзa c тaким зaбaвным yдивлeниeм, чтo eй ничeгo нe ocтaвaлocь, кaк пoкaтитьcя co cмeхy. C бoльшим тpyдoм oнa yмyдpялacь зacтaвить флaмингo cнoвa oпycтить гoлoвy, нo тyт oкaзывaлocь, чтo eжик yжe paзвepнyлcя и yдpaл; этo былo yж вoт дo чeгo oбиднo!"
>>56546279
>idk how to play poker :(
you don't really need to know. it's extremely simple, and desu we don't take it all that seriously.
>>56546279
>idk how to play poker :(
Neither do those guys apparently, I knew nothing about the game but ruined them.
>>56546269
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DvG63KeoRZ
>>56546192
kek
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WO5kybpPHW
>>56546465
>I knew nothing about the game
You're still trying to stick to that story?
>>56546521
Did you study Russian in school?
>>56546774
I don't know what else to tell you mate, it's really not a story.
Are we playing tomorrow? I want to see if my luck will hold up
>>56546931
yes
>>56546970
We're playing right now, come on dude.
I guess i'll give it a try too
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1f2NSsr4qLf
>>56547007
I'd love to, but I'm going to bed now 2bh, it's been a long day.
I got banned and the admin deleted all of my posts :(
I'm sadu.
>>56547062
>:(
>been a long day
>NEET
>>56547048
That was really cute!
>>56547193
Can I just watch? I'm not good with card games, i don't know the name of the cards and I'm shy as well
>>56547193
I opened a bank account and wrote as well as sent out 5 more applications.
I'm working hard to not be a NEET anymore.
>>56546269
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mQ0QaTVzRn
>>56536170
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FB3XVS54Xx
>>56547264
Yeah, sure come and join.
>>56547264
Dont bullshit a bullshitter
>>56547452
how many are there?
>>56547048
You sound Russian.
>>56547379
Actually tho, could to come to the room and then stand up? Because it still says you're sitting out.
>>56547452
Okay, I created the account.
Ayy $478.73 $578.73 1
2 Scott $407.89 $472.89 0
3 Eero $226.79 $892.36 1
4 Brzęczyszczykiewicz $37.57 $132.59 0
5 Dan
what do I do? I want to hear you guys talking and stuff.
>>56547683
Request to join the group. I'll approve oyu, bankroll you, and then join the room "Nigel's A Broad."
>>56547647
Done.
Have fun you guys, I'll join you tomorrow if you're playing.
>>56547786
The group admin has been notified of your request to join.
If you are accepted, the group will show up on your Groups List shortly.
>>56547814
For sure man!
>>56547831
You're good man, just enter the room and sit down/
I upgraded a pen ! Pls rate it
Bullies!
doo doo
THERE IS NO PUSSY
LIKE FINNISH BOYPUSSY
- Big G
>>56548207
waheyy getting creative with your friday :^)
>>56548582
B-U-L-L-Y
>>56548774
join the poker you tosser
>>56548774
Hehe, I'm proud of it t b h
>>56548841
>tfw live on cute French town square and can't go out my door for a beer and smoke without fucking 13 year old skater boys fucking shit up at 23:00
Where the fuck do they even come from? There are none during the day
Take me back to la Double ;_;
>>56549064
>Where the fuck do they even come from? There are none during the day
During the day they're at school lel
Just go outside and scream "C'EST PAS BIENTÔT FINI CE BORDEL ?! FOUTEZ MOI LE CAMP" and they should leave.
Btw apart form the edgy skaters are you enjoying this other place ?
>>56549154
I just go out there with a beer and smoke staring like a pissed off git.. They go to the other end and hush up a little. Just shits and giggles tbf, they aren't causing any harm; I'm just being a cunt.
>Btw apart form the edgy skaters are you enjoying this other place ?
It's great to be living in a populated area again, If I'm honest. I have 3 bars within 2 minute walk from here with one literally across the road, wayhey.
All in all, 8/10 so far. Summer will be fantastic when all the music gigs and live shit starts.
post interesting vocrues to reade you shitbirds
>>56549339
>I'm just being a cunt.
It's time for you to go back to the UK for a few days just so you don't become too french, being a cunt is very french thing, watch out for that.
>I have 3 bars within 2 minute walk from here with one literally across the road, wayhey.
Are they the kind of bars with old dudes sitting at the comptoir all day long ? These are the best, old people are always interesting.
>Summer will be fantastic when all the music gigs and live shit starts.
>Summer in southern France
>Not just a burning hot nightmare
>>56549346
Have some swiss rap : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xyp-vV4T-QI
En somme, je suis l'homme de la pluie, l'enfant du beau temps
Mais le temps fuit et m'entraîne avec lui dans l'oubli
Qu'importe le pourquoi, le vent m'emporte à petits pas
Alors m'accroche et combats
Pour ma cause, je pars à l'assaut, donc pas de cadeaux
Je veux ma place sur le bateau
Car l'écart entre les classes s'espace ces temps
La distance qui sépare la masse des boss s'étend
Pourtant l'air abonde à la ronde
Mais les aveugles sont en nombre et longue est la liste
Des tristes borgnes qui se croient droits
Ne voient que d'un œil, mais se croient rois
Et moi, et moi, et moi, dans tout ça
Suis-je dans la norme ou ne le suis-je pas ?
Tant de questions, se les poser pourrait m'aider
Si réponse il y avait
Sorry m8s, I've been late today.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MBO1SSbDfK
r8 pls
>>56549491
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16190VNpBM5
>>56549515
I forgot to post link to original piece sorry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJeeA_O88Zw
>>56549560
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IQvU7nkzvC
>>56549491
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UepsxIRhTT
I tried to rape ur language
>>56549339
Btw have you seen the 6 nation's tommorow game ? Who will you cheer for ? :^)
>>56549491
>being a cunt is very french thing, watch out for that.
Funny you should say that because I don't see it, I only know 3 French people in this town that i'd call cunts but at least 7 brits that live here who i actively avoid.
>Are they the kind of bars with old dudes sitting at the comptoir all day long ? These are the best
One of them is, yeah. They play trad French music or jazz and it's comfy. The owners know me too well.
>Not just a burning hot nightmare
I was here last summer and it was 42 celcius at 7 pm. Absolutely disgusting tbf. Luckily the nights out start at about 9-10. During the day i dont go out except early in the morning to pick up bread from the day markets.
>>56549735
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fT2I0l15nz
>>56549766
woah woah what time is the match m8?
>>56549932
9pm ; there's also Ireland-Scotland at 6pm
Gonna be fuuuun
>During the day i dont go out except early in the morning to pick up bread from the day markets.
Fuck I don't even do it myself, I'm too lazy for it. You're integrating too well, I'm impressed. Bravo.
Hey Guilherme, I forgot to mention that the site automatically stands a person up if they sit out for more than 15 minutes. So just sit back down in the room.
so any actual languages to vocrue?
french is not a language it's a disease
>>56550019
Cheers for the heads up!
>Gonna be fuuuun
Too true.
>You're integrating too well
Still a long way to go lad. Slowly but surely. At least I'm hanging around with a lot more French people than I was in the countryside
still waiting for actual languages
also Napoleon was Italian (and so is Alizee)
>>56550282
>french is not a language it's a disease
> Polish intellectualism at it's finest
szzbrrbzbzapka swipko pffd
>>56550620
looks like the sperm of William the Conqueror still courses in your veins
>>56550648
>butthurt because he can't speak a language and because nobody gives even a single shit about Polish
Being lumbered with slav genes and a language that looks like it was written by a dyslexic chimp must be tough, Bartek
>>56550755
please bin this dangerous weapon think of the children
>>56550605
>also Napoleon was Italian (and so is Alizee)
Corsican if you want.
But Italian ?
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>56550818
>binning things
I never did that in the UK as I didn't want to increase the polish workforce any more than it already was
>>56550862
maybe if you started building a wall like the actually successful Anglos you wouldn't have this problem now
>>56550901
> Building a wall will stop muh immigrunts
We tried that before m8 and the scots still spilled in.. I'm half scottish myself. Plus it's too late for murca
bonghjornu, cumu site?
I take my men like I take my cheese
Italian
>>56551762
why did she have to get those shit tattoos man? why
still pokering if anybody wants to join us
http://www.bluffave.com/vocaroothread
