We have food places/chains in Australia from every major country in the world.
Everywhere except Russia
What is wrong with Russian food that no one can make it profitable? What kind of Russian foods could be used in a fast food chain? Do you have Russian food places in your city?
Yes.
>>56528172
We have some here. They are not very popular even at home. Russian food is mot for fast food.
My sister is fucking a russian and his mum makes traditional russian food and its all really good tbqhwymfcm
>>56528172
Yes, I do have Russian food places in my city.
>>56528568
No way
tell me what your favourite Russian foods are
>>56528172
>What is wrong with Russian food
It all tastes like shit.
>What kind of Russian foods could be used in a fast food chain?
I don't even know. Pancakes with different fillings, maybe?
>Do you have Russian food places in your city?
No i don't. We have many food places with Chinese, Thai, Japanese, Caucasian, Arab, German, Yugoslavian, Czech, Italian.. Even Ukrainian and Yakut cuisines. But not a single place that serves traditional russian dishes.
>>56528596
Uh... Simple food. Garnish (all kinds of kasha), chicken, beef, tuna. Vegetables, souces based on tomato. Pirogi with meat and potato, pelmeni, belyash, traditional salats, pickling cucumbers and tomatos. Traditional sups - bortsch, rassolnick and other. Pilaf.
Milk, bread, cheese...I mean, traditional people's foods.
>>56528237
>mot
>>/fr/
>>56528172
Russians in general do not seem to think much of their food. I have been disappointed because in my city there is not even a single Russian restaurant, even though there is lots of Russians.
I just want some Borch-soup, but nobody wants to make it.
>>56529050
Tepeмoк though.
Kvass is awesome and just like you said there are blini with different fillings. Pel'meni also.
>>56528172
It's meant for cold climates
>>56528172
You really want meat jello that bad?
>>56529193
Most of our food looks very upleasing. Some of it tastes specifically too. So we have 3-4 positions that fit fast food concept and around 10-20 for actual restaurants. Nobody will go there. They exist only in the biggest cities in the west lik NY or LA.
>>56529148
>russian cheese
Pigdisgusting. Only the ones made in Altai are more or less decent, all the rest russian-made cheeses of all sorts taste no better than laundry soap.
>>56529148
...this is Russian cuisine? Holy fucking shit
>>56529216
It's actually tasty with whorse root or mustard. Much better than swedish rotten hering for example.
>>56529050
Cтoлoвыe, зaкycoчныe пo cyти дeлaют pyccкyю кyхню. Toлькo этo вcё cлoжнo пpeвpaтить в фacт фyд.
We could create a real dry potato cook it in cabbage water and call them Famine Fries
Im sure it'll compete with tacos bell
>>56529311
That's how northern cuisines work.
>>56529292
Fuck off.
>>56529196
What is Teremok? Some kind of crappy wannabe-mcdonalds local fastfood like Podorožnik, Vilka-Ložka and Kroška-Kartoška and?
>>56529407
Truth hurts? Russia cannot into dairy products, that's fact.
>>56529311
>Russian cuisine
>>56529409
>Kroška-kartoška and teremok
>local
It's in every russian city.
>>56529401
I can only sympathise with Russians. Here we have a mix, basically a triangle of flavours, fat and full CEuropean, Mediterranean and light Italian and spicy, oriental from the Balkan
A Croat can have an "insalata kapreze" in the morning, "sarme" as lunch and an apple "štrudl" in the evening
today I learned Russia really has the worst food culture in the world
>>56529469
Hy пeльмeнцы тo c квacoм тeбe чeм нe yгoдили?
>>56529654
We have no Teremok here.
Hi, aussie. Making blinis right now
>>56529749
you overcooked it a bit
but the real question is: has anyone ever been to a british restaurant?
>>56529671
We eat a lot of food of our neighbours like borshch, Shashlyk, Gulyash, vareniki (what poles call pierogi), syrki (also popular in baltic countries) etc etc etc. We can't call most of it 100% russian so we don't mention.
>>56529699
Кaким бoкoм пeльмeнцы c квacoм к cыpoмoлoчкe oтнocятcя?
>>56529671
To be honest we have no "food culture" at all. Most of our traditional dishes are just a copy of turkish, caucasian and asian cuisine. Even pelmini and vareniki are probably of ukranian or polish origin.
>>56529719
Muhosransk Zazhopinskaya oblast? It's everywhere in Piter and Moskva therere it's not local by any mean.
>>56529671
it's not worse than typical northern european cuisine
not like you get dutch or scandi fast food places either
>>56529814
Pelmeni are of chinese origin. Vareniki is of polish origin. But our pelmeni are different from chinese ones ( i mean really different).
>>56529814
So if I were to open a restaurant in Russia with the food we eat here I'd have soaring demand?
>>56529814
meat wrapped inside a layer of ground up flour popped up in one form or another throughout the world
even the japs could lay claims on it
though it is true that at least here pelmeni/hinkali are known as of unkrainian origin
>>56529897
I saw one serb fast food in Moscow it is kinda popular. I eat pleskavica and čevapčiči there.
>>56529749
here we go
>>56529900
Jeesus Christ. Pelmeni came from Mongolia, but they are reallt different now and they have 0% of ukrainian origin. Hinkali is 100% georgian food. Not even origin, it's 100% pure georgian cuisine.
>>56529770
English breakfasts are a fucking institution mate.
also
>Estonian "cuisine"
Never thought I'd put those two words in the same sentence
>>56528172
>Everywhere except Russia
You have a Mongolian restaurant?
>>56529837
>Muhosransk Zazhopinskaya oblast?
Novosibirsk, Novosibirskaja oblast. This is the first time in my life i read about such fastfood chain called Teremok.
>>56529849
you don't get fast food restaurants from northern climates because there the whole concept of "fast food" is a bit stupid
emphasis is on a good sustainable meal
>>56530008
you can get eesti food in sydney and adelaide ;)
also
>australian
>cuisine
bit of a shit attempt there mate
>>56529971
Looks sad. We usually put blueberries, marmalade of all sorts, and my favourite, figs
>>56529940
What do you eat with it? Mashed potatoes, ajvar sauce, only vegetable?
>>56529971
having sirniki desu
>>56529900
>pelmeni
>unkrainian
They are actually originated from your distant mongoloid relatives who live in the North Ural.
>>56529971
>>56530103
Lol just compare these two pictures. How depressive, poor and ugly looks the russian one; and how shiny, positive and tasty looks the western pig's one. Kinda sad for us.
>>56530047
>major
Outside of Finland no one cares about Mongolia
>>56530047
I doubt there are many Finnish people in Australia.
>>56530164
sorry, I'm diaspora
>>56530063
Pleskavica is served as burger. Čevapčiči and Uštipcy with urnebes and some red spicy sauce that I guess is ajvar.
>>56530163
i know that, but that doesn't mean the people who don't have PhD in pelmeni science care a lot about it, they came here most likely from ukraine so there, they must be ukrainian
>>56529971
>>56530103
kek
the difference between Russia and the West
>>56530240
lighting?
>>56530054
>he doesn't know about superior Australian cuisine
ummmm literally having a lmao @ your education
>>56530215
If it's a red, spicy sauce that has sliced vegetables in it, it's "ajvar"
Uštipci were my favourite as a youngling, it we serve them differently in Croatia. With refined sugar on top and filled with cream or vanilla puding
>>56530054
>you can get eesti food in sydney and adelaide ;)
You can literally get any food here if you look hard enough, even Russian despite what the OP says. Its just that they're not popular whatsoever.
By the way I often see Aussie steakhouses/burger joints when I travel overseas, certainly more popular than whatever you guys eat.
>>56529971
That looks severely depressing
>>56530310
btw, your meat pies are garbage
>>56530360
yeah well how bout you fuck yourself
>>56530335
Oh yeah, it's ajvar then. We just call it with tukik name here (adzhika).
>>56530286
1)Miserable, dark and depressing
2)Bright, colourful and appetising
>>56530354
>Aussie steakhouses/burger joints
first time i hear about something like this
brb, setting up business
>>56530396
>the famous anglo banter
>>56530400
mysterious russian soul
>>56530164
If he just turned on the lights it wouldnt be looking so sad
>>56530409
Outback steakhouse is all over the States and I've even seen it in Japan.
>>56530459
How the fuck can they be so enigmatic? Baffles me.
>>56530509
in europe they must be very rare
>>56530470
They've only invented half the colour spectrum in Russia
>>56530164
>Cpaвнивaeт блины и пиpoжки
>Пepвый пик cфoтoгpaфиpoвaн в тёмнoм пoмeщeнии, втopoй пик из взят гyглa
Oчeнь oбъeктивнoe cpaвнeниe
>>56530569
Outback steakhouse is a chain, I don't think they have any in Europe. There were lots of Aussie style steakhouses and pubs in the UK though.
>>56528449
>tbqhwymfcm
to be quite honest with you my french-canadian man
???
>>56529971
It looks like you've sprayed some of that windex on top of your blini
>>56530399
In southern Croatia, we fill uštipci with fruit and call them "fritule".
Urnebes, burek, ćevapčići and ajvar already pull roots from Turkish or Perso-Arabic words/cuisine
>>56530638
oh ok, i thought the name had something to do with it being somehow related to the backyard of a house where people grill and stuff lol
>>56530701
>he doesn't know what the outback is
>>56530617
>4chan.org/int/
>objectivity
Pick one.
>>56529814
Nigga, that IS the food culture. We had even russified the sushi. Japenese people eat totally other stuff.
Stop with this self-hating faggotry, Ivan, there's nothing wrong with Russian food. Sure, it's not as fancy as French or Italian cuisine, but I tried a few things and it was all good and tasty. (Because we have Russian fast food here in a small country with 10 million people, now what does that tell about Australia btw?) Russian soups like borsch and soljanka are based, pelmeni is awesome too, Russian salads are cool too, I like how you use beetroots, cucumbers, carrots and cabbage a lot.
>>56530701
How can you not know of the Australian outback? That desolate, Mars environment sim is the definition of Australia, alongside Vegemite, Didgeridoo and slutwalks
>>56530809
>now what does that tell about Australia btw?
That it's on the other side of the world, completely different culture and climate, and barely any Russian diaspora.
>>56530809
>fancy as French or Italian cuisine
real life memes
>>56530834
because who cares
>>56530809
>Hungary still sucking Papa's cock
It's ok lad, you can stop. They they left in the 90's
>>56530862
>who cares
That should be the entire wikipedia article on Estonia
>>56529311
:3
>>56530310
>that pic
I finally understand Australian posting.
>>56530786
>russified the sushi
>russified
Like that, lёl?
open тepeмoк here ivan please, cпacибo
>>56530895
i agree
>>56530920
We accept Russian refugees. Just number "atrocious food" as a reason of your refugee status...
We have a few cold, mountainous places to settle you
>>56529900
>hinkali are known as of unkrainian origin
nigga what?
Khinkali is 100% Georgian.
>>56530973
do not want
>>56530895
got 'im
>>56528172
>from major country
Which ones ? There are American ones and probably Italian ones , but what about other countries ?
>>56530877
>shitpost
>auzstralia
Oh, everything here is right.
>>56531008
for the last time: they are KNOWN as such
it is not my personal problem people don't give a shit about where they ACTUALLY come from
jesus christ you people are fucking autistic
>>56529148
>belyash
>russian
>>56529050
wtf is caucasian food? lol
>>56531051
>probably Italian
When will the Frenchies accept that their stolen Viennese recipes are overshadowed by Italian culinary mastery
>>56531029
"Russian sushi" is actually a sort of meme in Russia. Our people definitely like to do some weird shit with food.
The only russian foods you can make as 'fast food' are really bland or boring, not something you would want.
While non-fast food russian food either takes long to actually make good or is just for specific tastes (all the beetroot, salted herring, etc.)
>>56531004
>"atrocious food" as a reason of your refugee status
>moves to croatia
>>56530617
>втopoй пик из взят гyглa
>>56531108
Food originated from Caucasus.
>>56530973
>>56531134
This is not sushi, obviously. Stop trying, Manyas.
>>56531085
Where are they from then? I remember eating those greasy bastards as a kid
>>56531134
Does Aussiefags have Finnish food in their stores?
>>56531085
Oh, yeah. Tatar and Bashkir people are not from Russia.
>>56531108
Do you realise the Caucus is a region? Fucking idiot.
>>56528172
We have some russian food places here.
I went to one once.
They just served vodka (no other drink) and when I asked for a blini they served me a skinned cat.
And vodka.
>>56531196
ok that makes sense. caucasian here is a generic term for white people. i thought you were referring to american white people food like cheese burgers and corndogs with a milkshake and some fries.
>>56531223
Valio is known and sold all over the world i bet.
>>56531200
tatar
actualy we have a lot of asian (from muslim countries) food which is common here like plov, manti, shaurma
>>56531286
Man your education really is shit.
>>56531283
>spanish comedy
>>56528172
i remember we had borsh and pelmeni in our cafeteria at school
>>56531286
Please someone make a american bear screencap of that shit
Russian food is vodka and Marlboro with a side of gun powder
>>56531295
>tfw no shashlik
>>56531432
>Marlboro
check out the oligarch
>>56531283
When I was in a spanish food place they served nothing since spanarids are too lazy to work.
>>56531286
>caucasian here is a generic term for white people.
>Meanwhile in capitalist America.
What's wrong with you?
>>56531286
>>56531223
Obviously not but no one even knows where Finland is here whereas Russia is a powerful and relevant country
>>56531410
it needs more (You)s first
>>56531432
>Marlboro
*Бeлoмopкaнaл
>>56531454
It blows my mind how cheap and how many Euros smoke Marlboros or Camels over in Europe
>>56531441
also halva (that's arabic I guess)
>>56531286
>caucasian here is a generic term for white people
Picrelated how do the typical people we call "caucasians" look like - swarthy and short hairy muslim people. I hardly can call them white.
>american white people food like cheese burgers and corndogs with a milkshake and some fries
We have that as well, but i thought in this thread we talk about something more exotic than regular burgers and fries.
>>56528172
>What kind of Russian foods could be used in a fast food chain?
Well, I can call myself gourmet but...
For small business I recommend kiosks with pancakes with stuffing and Chiburekki with cheese and dill cooked at the fly.
Beverages:
Coca-Cola ← → Tarhun
Pepsi ← → Kvasses and Sbitens and lemonades and Baikal beverage.
Tea ← → Chamerion tea (possible with milk)
Beer ← → Medovukha (sorts of beverage with honey and same level of alcohol) and Cider
Dishes.
Moskow traditonal Coulibiac really not bad. Pilaff, Shashlik, Pelmeni, Stuffed cabbage roll, Curd or fruit dumpling, Naval macaroni; Pots with potatoes, vegetables, and meat, Russian-Azeri shawarmas (sorts of Burrito), Öçpoçmaq, Çäkçäk, grilled in foil big potatoes stuffed with cheese and bacon, also I have eaten at Radisson Slavyanskaya Hotel and Business Centre excellent cunningly maded potato dish, but not how that dish called.
>Do you have Russian food places in your city?
Few, my country have low level of patriotic about National food. Japanese Pseudo-Sushi from not fresh fish and Pizza occur more often.
>>56531519
>Russia is a powerful and relevant country
>>56531519
Hey dude i was just asking, fucking chill ya cunt!
>>56531568
>Chiburekki
>russian
again
>>56531286
>caucasian here is a generic term for white people.
Lol, it means the opposite in Russia.
>>56531542
>tfw smoke camels
>tfw 12 dollars a pack
bad feel
>>56531568
>Moskow traditonal
>Pilaff, Shashlik
>>56528172
Nah I'm pretty sure you don't have anything from the Netherlands.
There is no Dutch cuisine.
>>56531664
>Moscow
>white
he's right then
>>56531736
The Netherlands is not considered a major country by anyone
>>56531736
just put some drugs in all food and that's what dutch cuinise is
>>56531736
>major country
>>56531533
>Бeлoмopкaнaл
Do you have a pair of spare lungs?
>>56531642
That pic's funny since people from Caucasus are more civilized than russian sl*vs
>>56531168
We already enriched your dominion, poofter, how about a wee bit more appreciation
>>56531542
Marlboro costs EUR~3,2 here
>>56531642
>Franch
>>56531656
It's like 1-2$ here.
>>56531872
poland what happened to your flag??
>>56531567
Fellow, European called 'white race folks' as Caucasian race because they do not want classify themselves. 'Caucasian race' literally in Russian translation, 'European race' as curtsy to West culture. Damn, I don't want talk about that things at this tread.
>>56531134
pizza too
>>56531568
+ Russian French salad of chief Lucien Olivier
>>56531872
You got carried away a bit, Suharto. Your passion is strong, I can feel it here
>>56531736
>netherlands thinks it's a major country
>>56531884
croatian cuisine is just mediocre slavified italian, at least everything I tried when I visited was
>>56531872
Yeah, of course they are, Muhammad.
>>56531872
You surely never met them.
>>56531614
Hey, mister at which century you are living?
Chiburekki is popular food in Russia at least III last century.
Also you should know, some foods, for example, Shashlik recipe is have such long beard as Saint Great Onuphrius. Even in Stone Age folk had eaten Shashlik.
>>56532062
See my previous post: >>56529661
The reason you only mention Italian is because you, possibly a Croat by heritage, only shamefully, as a tourist, visited Dalmatia/Istria
It is time you accept that Croats have been nothing but an enrichment to your host. And it is time for you to come back to your motherland
>>56532210
Of course, it's popular and common but this food still has non russian origins so calling it "russian" is wrong anyway.
>>56531872
Russians so like swear each other at the web, so I partially agree your opinion.
>>56532266
Croatians are a literally who tier diaspora here mate
>>56532081
Yes they are, ivan
>>56532201
Armenians, Azerbaijanis, and Circassians are Caucasus people right? Anyway don't tell me you guys genocided them and think they won't go violent towards you
>>56532303
Russians don't do it irl?
>>56532296
>>56532296
>but this food still has non russian origins so calling it "russian" is wrong anyway.
тeбe нyжнo paбoтaть нa yмeния accимиляции
>>56529654
We have neither KK or Teremok.
>>56532296
Tatarstan is part of Russia. So food with origin of Russian Tatars is Russian too.
> but this food still has non russian origins so calling it "russian" is wrong anyway.
Goddamn! Maybe you want search copyright at bread? My Russian grandma with Cossack ancestors have II century old family recipes both Belyashi and Chiburekki. What else you need for consider Belyashi as Russian food?
>>56532394
Because we've been overshadowed by Chinks, Lebs, Indians and boatpeople. Bet you're glad about it, right?
>>56532528
Circassians and georgians are not violent though. The problem is chechens, dags, kabardins, azeris etc. These are the scum of the Earth.
Vinegret is a god tier side dish.
>>56531250
The only caucus I know about is the one I stick in your mom every night LOL.
>>56532709
>Vinegret
have some in the fridge lol
>>56532709
good taste
>>56532646
You guys at least share same level of violence with them
>>56532747
Will you share it with me?
>>56532853
all of them pale in comparison to tuvans desu
>>56532909
might as well, it's a 150g salad box so it will be enough
>>56532853
lel. As blacks commit most of rapes and other crime in America, caucasians do the same in Russia.
>>56533044
>caucasians do the same in Russia.
Cool story bro.
>>56533178
>>56532912
>tuvans
Fucking mongoloids, they are literal savages, irl they could easily try to murder you being offended by a side glance, an inappropriate word or just because they are drunk and wanted to stab somebody with knife. Even the wildest muslims are more mentally sane and well-behaving that these shitbags.
>>56533289
>not using proper balsamic vinegar from modena
>>56533316
praise tengri
>>56531108
stop embarrassing us John
>>56532528
they only genocided chechens and they deserved it for being islamic terrorist scum
>>56531286
God damn you really need some ejumacation son
>>56531286
ok it's officially got enough (You)s, someone make an american spurdo out of this
>>56531108
This is as bad as after the Boston bombings and every retarded faggot being confused that the bombers were "Caucasian"
>>56533417
neither suits a vinegret, balsamic based dressing are for leafy salads, but a vinegret is a different beast imho
>>56531192
Your fingers are long
Do you have pierogi in ozzieland?
>>56533136
meh
Just more attention to it as we don't like if someone else doing it
>>56528172
Russia is a failed state only good for exporting prostitutes and oil.
>>56534246
and that's why brazil is with russia in BRICS
>>56534246
your mom's a failed state you moron
go get a banana
>>56534246
>brazil calling other countries failed states
>>56533783
>>56534655
cheers mate
glad I witnessed this
>>56534788
Cheers, haven't made any OC in a while so this felt great
>>56531910
sausages, ham slices, onions, sour cream? seems pretty normal
>>56528172
>What is wrong with Russian food that no one can make it profitable?
Style of Russia.
What's up guys?
I'm smoking a Pyramid. Yeah, they're cheap and taste like shit. Who fuckin cares? I don't.
>>56531410
Can confirm american beer is just pisswater
>>56530310
TimTam is the only good thing in that picture.
Then again, it's not "food" per se, just mass-produced chocolate.
>>56535023
That pie thing looks breddy gud.
>>56528172
Russian food is pretty mediocre desu senpai. That is why there are Georgian restaurants everywhere here in Russia. Georgian food has just been adopted as a stand in for national cuisine because it is clearly better.
>>56535023
>he's never had barbecued roo
>>56532912
Wtf is going on at the Ice sea on the north-west? There are barely any people for god's sake...
>>56531286
I am always amazed by how persistently this XIX. century racial "science" meme term still holds in Murrca.
Kinda OC.
>>56535593
sssnek
>>56531664
It's true.
>food places/chains
Do you mean "restaurants" or what? Is English your first language? Where are you from?
>Everywhere except Russia
There's a Russian restaurant near my house, and it's pretty good. You're full of shit, OP.
