>wake up
>you have a black cock of enormous proportions
Wat do?
>>56523030
Go to Sweden and become king
>>56523054
Stale meme
Go back to sleep, since nothing different has changed.
Do black magic ritual.
>>56523098
>he's a nigger in Jordan probably wearing Jordan's
>>56523080
I'm sorry you feel that way Ahmed
France must be invading
>>56523030
You know why Asians got small penises?
Because they're folded over 1000 times.
>>56523080
Nice try, Sweden, but the only way this will go away is if you stop being such a cucklord.
>wake up
>have a black cock of enormous proportions
>it's making a mess in my bed
>white shit everywhere
>whatever, it's monday, I need to get to work
>realize I can't leave cock at home, it's pretty much attached to me
>pick it up and carry it to my beat up car
>try and stuff cock into car
>doesn't fit
>just flop its head out of the window
>start driving to work
>wind feels good on cock head, becomes visibly relaxed
>pull into parking lot
>everyone is miring my cock
>realize I can't get out of car, am stuck due to massive cock
>cock starts freaking out
>I start yelling
>cock starts spraying white shit everywhere, coworkers that came over to investigate get covered
>cock eventually breaks window
>spreads its wings and flaps away
>left covered in bird shit, bleeding from broken glass, and now late to work
>probably going to get fired
>>56523129
I like your flag.
>>56523187
how the fuck do we even fold ourselves??????
>>56523030
eat it
>>56523197
quality post
>>56523220
You can, you're the most powerful race in the world.
>>56523187
kek
>>56523325
So how was that Russian invasion a few years back? How did it affect the country, and your fellow countrymen? Are the effects of that invasion still heavily felt?
>>56523325
Hi England
>>56523463
It wasn't invasion.
>>56523530
A poor choice of words. How would you describe it while I wait for georgia's response?
Do anglos have a word for penis that does not have other meanings or is not a latin loanword?
>>56523530
>>56523554
Georgia was invaded, and way past the conflict zone. The coastal city of Poti was taken by Russians which is like 100km away from where the war happened, not to mention other cities in Georgia proper.
Anyway, the war rekt our economy and military capabilities which have since been fully recuperated. We even began manufacturing domestic military combat vehicles and equipment.
>>56523554
Our officials call it "the peace inforcement"
>>56523030
Get some hens and start breeding them for extra shekel/free supper from time to time.
>>56523555
Dick, Rod, Pecker, Johnson, Willy, Cock, Stiffy, Tool, Junk, Shaft, John Thomas, and Penis.
I forgot what the question was, but here you go!
>>56523693
Mmm, so how would you go about fixing the problem?
>>56523697
>the peace enforcement
Why was it called that? Was Georgia doing something to disrupt "the peace"?
>start thread about politics
>it devolved into people calling each other cucks and talking about big black cocks
>start thread about big black cocks
>it devolves into a political discussion
>>56523808
>>56523808
Is it really that surprising?
>>56523772
>>>56523693
>Mmm, so how would you go about fixing the problem?
>
>>>56523697
>Why was it called that? Was Georgia doing something to disrupt "the peace"?
There was a military operation in the region of South Ossetia, where our peacekeepers are stationed.
A Wikipedia article is pretty neutral.
make a soup from it
stew from its balls
>>56523944
While I'm sure the wikipedia is pretty neutral, I prefer actually talking to people from the affected countries of whatever topic I have in my head. Makes for a lot a more interesting discussion seeing it from a personal level instead of an "operational" level.
But military operation? Is that the peace enforcing? And also, how did you feel towards the entire operation?
>>56523772
Georgians weren't, the ossetian rebels were.
They began shelling Georgian villages in spring of 2008 while refusing to negotiate, as did the Russians
>At 16:00, Iakobashvili (the Georgian Minister for Reintegration) arrived in Tskhinvali for a previously-arranged meeting with South Ossetians and Russian diplomat Yuri Popov;[117] however, Russia's special envoy, who blamed a flat tire, did not appear;[102] and neither did the Ossetians.[118]
Because of this, the president ordered a military operation to quell the uprising, which the Russians used as a foolproof casus belli to steamroll us.
>>56524016
Russia Must Secure Borders
>>56524051
How close were the faggot nigger Armenians to helping the Russians/rebels?
>>56524016
Our mass-media have put it this way: the georgians have launched Grad rockets at the town of Tskhinval, many ossetians have russian citizenship and passports, so the president have used his constitutional right in order to protect the citizens.
My own point of view wasn't much different since I was a dumb schoolkid and fell under the patriotic hype.
>>56523197
fuckin' a-star post.
>>56524161
t. Mehmet
>>56524161
They weren't involved. Only georgians, russians, ossetians and abkhazians
>>56524161
Since their diaspora is virtually everywhere in massive numbers, I figure there were some ethnic Armenians fighting on both sides of the war.
Politically, they remained neutral though, which is strange since they're essentially a Russian satellite state. They even acknowledged the illegal annexation of Crimea and recognized the autonomous republic within Russia.
>>56524227
I'm full blooded white american
But if you didn't know the Armenians are more of a puppet to Russia than Belarus by a long shot.
They also flank Georgia
They also don't exactly like Georgia
They also have Russian border guards stationed there
>>56524051
Ah that's right, I forgot about the Ossetians. So what are the resounding effects considering relations with them these days? Is a lot of the blame still placed on them?
>>56524216
See this is where it gets interesting. The Georgian is calling the Ossetians rebels, and your government are calling them citizens.
Ah world policy and history!
But anyway russia, has your point of view changed as you grew older? Or has it remained the same?
>>56524258
I know they wrent involved, how close were they to opening up a southern front vs Georgia?
>>56524296
Not really. Some of them escaped the war and settled in Georgia, some took refuge in Russia.
There are virtually no ethnic tensions between us, or between anyone we fought against recently for that matter.
>>56524296
Right now it think that since Georgia was a sort of an American satellite, the conflict involvement was good for our elite and ossetians, common people haven't won anything. Didn't loose much either.
>citizens
Only some of them.
And some peacekeepers were caught in the fire.
>>56524431
>common people haven't won anything. Didn't loose much either.
Except 158 thousand people who lost their homes and more than 600 other families who have lost their loved ones.
>>56524391
>>56524431
Well alrighty!
Thanks you two for putting up with an American trying to learn a little bit more about the world. You both have a great day, and a good life. I gotta get into my uniform and go on watch.
>>56523030
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE BLACK COCK?!?
>>56524811
Sweden stole and ate it while nobody was looking.
>>56524860
Not Again!
