Are you country ready for a nuclear bomb attack?
Sure, why not?
>>56522396
Do you know where is the nearest vault?
>>56522543
The local dairy queen is built out of a former bank so it has a vault still, but its used as a freezer
>>56522328
>Ready for a nuclear bomb attack?
Ukrainian education here folks
No, our shelters aren't that strong.
>>56522682
I'm sorry not everyone in the world can speak perfect English like you and I
Yeah i'd just hide in my cave
>>56522745
his english was fine, its the line "prepared for a nuclear attack". Youre retarded if you think you can be prepared and survive a nuclear attack.
>>56522682
Do you know any foreghn language?
>>56522328
Always ready.
>>56522778
Fallout shelters aren't just a meme, buddy.
>>56522791
Your english is fine but no one can be prepared or survive a nuclear attack. NO ONE. If they teach you in Ukraine that you can survive a nuclear attack then your education system fails you.
>>56522839
nah theyre just a vidya game Desu
>>56522851
>If they teach you in Ukraine that you can survive a nuclear attack then your education system fails you.
Nobody teach. But they did in USSR.
>Europeans don't know about our anti-nuclear war system with vaults, secret underground cities and production plants
Good, good.
>>56522851
>>56522918
>>56522936
it's just a subway
>>56522851
>no one can be prepared or survive a nuclear attack. NO ONE.
Do you really think that direct nuclear hit uniformly obliterates anything in its blast radius?
![SubsidenceCrater1024c20[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/95aL9dl.jpg "SubsidenceCrater1024c20[1].jpg")
>>56522873
Nuclear bombs do leave craters but for the most part the energy is pushed outwards. Assuming your shelter is underground and not directly under the epicenter you'll be fine.
>>56522966
I don't think that USSR wanted cockholes to die in nuclear winter. I guess you have the same system, based on the subway in Khar'kov and Kiev, of course, but presented in the other cities too.
>>56522936
its just cartoons and hype just like all of Russia
>>56522936
>iodid pills
deprecated since the 80s
>>56523027
>>56522963
jokes, just cartoons. If the bombs start flying nothing will protect you.>>56522977
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HcMOCn0.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
>>56522851
>>56522936
I think every country has a sewage system with tunnels, sergei.
>>56522328
Air-raid shelters are pretty much everywhere and should be ready after 72 hours preparation.
Don't worry lardfucker, we will liberate you without nuclear weapons, we just will hang banderafags and proeuropean betrayers on the trees and street lamps, others won't suffer much.
>>56523027
Putinbot, please.
>>56523059
>>56522851
>>56522873
>Canadian education
>>56522977
Well mostly but even if you do survive the radiation and poisonous environment from the fallout will probably kill you. Ever watch "Threads" ?
>>56522985
Even if you do survive the radiation or nuclear fallout might kill you slowly. Now lets say you survive that then the ultralight radiation from the sun will slowly kill you with cancer or the cancerous irradiated insects carrying all the radiation everywhere might kill you or the lack of food and arable land now.
>>56523108
go back to russia
>>56523128
>cancerous irradiated insects carrying all the radiation everywhere
>>56523059
This has to be a poorly thought out bait.
>>56522328
Can you tell me about ukrainian grills? How are they different to other westerners? Share what you know. It is important. Spasibo
PS do all speak russian? How is russian language preceived in ukr?
>>56523092
Putin is a patriot of ukraine
>>56523128
>>56523157
Go back to school
>>56522328
>Are you country ready for a nuclear bomb attack?
Yes, but we wouldn't do something like that.
>>56523217
> PS do all speak russian? How is russian language preceived in ukr?
I open up main ukrainian news website which is extremely anti-russian and pro-western and... ALL news in russian only.
>>56523128
>Even if you do survive the radiation or nuclear fallout might kill you slowly.
Moron, exploding nuke doesn't have the kind of radioactive content that ruptured nuclear reactor might have. People living few miles around the epicenter will surely die, but the rest still can proof their shelters against irradiated dust.
>Ever watch "Threads" ?
>Makes fun of educational programs on the topic of nuclear survivability
>Gets his know-how from a sensationalist movie
>>56523128
>Ever watch "Threads" ?
In my country cheap british fiction movies aren't considered a reliable source of information.
Accept you fate. There is no choice. Svinorez is inevitable.
>>56523234
alright desu goodluck thinking fallout 4 is based on reality, idiot.
>>56523092
>cockohole is always aware of Putin
>>56523330
>>56523321
>>56523164
>>56523162
Eastern cucks who think they can survive a nuclear war, fucking hilarious. Those bombs start flying YOU ARE DEAD. Theres no chance of survival and if there is its a shit short life. Youre all delusional I swear.
>>56523217
They hate Russians and Russian but continue speaking it because the """""Ukrainian language""""""" is actually a joke with no content.
>>56523340
You realize Japan has first hand experience of nuclear holocaust, right?
>>56523389
>>56523338
>>56523430
Yes, we are clearly disrespectful of your knowledge.
You and your countrymen need to go on strike to take this respect back.
>>56523465
Putin lets thousands of people march every 6 months in moscow with ukrainian flags and demands to "return" crimea.
Putin still lets various radiostations, internet newspapers, tv channels work in "totalitarian" russia.
>>56523340
I'm in the Navy, bro. I think you're the only one here who plays Fallout.
>>56523443
A bomb in 1945 is soooo mucn different from what we have today. We have ICBMs that carry multiple nuclear warheads. If an ICBM launches it drops not one bomb with the 1945 capability but multiple bombs with a much more megatons than one bomb in 1945. Theres no chance of you surviving that like NOOOOOOONEEEEE.
There is no escape, you'd better cut off your pig tail right now.
>>56523571
then you know what an ICBM can carry multiple nukes and will destroy the fuck out of anything. If anything survives then it did its job poorly
>>56523547
Poland cannot into nukes.
Poland Please....isnt there an Russian-Rape support group you and your country should be attending right now?
>Europeans thinking that our nuclear war state system are just memes
Oh wow, so funny guys. Actually if your Canada or USA get bombed you would be in ruins while me and my fellow Russians would go underground to keep serving to their homeland in a holy business of destroying of the West. We actually have a secret underground cities with machine tools, production system and resource vaults which would be enough for a few years. We have even fair amount of steam trains, old tanks and WWII reserves with tons of ammunition, cotton jackets and guns.
![f3VsK2j48JI[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lMUhTE1.jpg "f3VsK2j48JI[1].jpg")
>this whole thread
>>56523663
>then you know what an ICBM can carry multiple nukes and will destroy the fuck out of anything.
That is why also the knowledge on how to preserve the population also evolves with time. Do you really think that every ICBM is tipped with Tsar bombs?
Either you are trolling or you are just another reason as to why Canadians are slowly turning into laughing stock.
>>56523777
youre a joke if you think youre survivng this shit or can be prepared for it.
>>56523663
What I posted up here >>56522985 is the crater from the largest bomb ever detonated. Notice how you can still see the road? and how a outside of the crater it's pretty much intact? That's a road. A fallout shelter built underground would be just fine as long as it's outside of that crater.
I don't know where you got the idea that nuclear bombs are doomsday devices that wipe out everything and leave craters miles wide but you need to hit up wikipedia, take a look at this >>56523571 take a loot at that >>56522977 and get that idea out of your head.
You're embarrassing yourself.
>>56523762
>and WWII reserves with tons of ammunition, cotton jackets and guns.
>cotton jackets
>>56523774
Im sorry I replied first
>>56523762
I second him, those aren't memes, seriously.
>>56523834
let me show you how they launch nukes now-a-days. They dont just launch one nuke they launch multiple. If the blast doesnt kill you the radiation or nuclear winter will. See that missile? Its not carrying one Nuke its carrying at least 10x the payload. It launches you are dead desu.
>>56523430
>Those bombs start flying YOU ARE DEAD.
Our county is too large and has extremely low population density. I doubt the US has enough nukes to hit every settlement in Russia, destroy all the bunkers, storehouse and underground facilities we have.
>Theres no chance of survival and if there is its a shit short life.
It doesn't matter, to me it's a great honor to sacrifice my life for the sake of peace and security of our Russian World. I believe my country could survive a total nuclear war. Yes, obviously we may lose 50, 70 or even 90 percent of the population, but at least our enemies would be totally destroyed once and for all and it would be the day of our ultimate victory.
>>56523762
can I go metro with you ?
>>56523762
+15 wooden rubles
They are ready to kick Europe's ass right now.
>>56522328
Tbh no one would ever nuke us, the closest nuke would be thousands of kilometres away in straya, assuming anyone even gives enough of a fuck to nuke them.
Irrelevance feels comfy man.
>>56523931
Imaging Russian hordes lifting up from underground to conquer the world makes me edgy.
>>56523931
the point of the multiple payload bombs like in my pics is to eliminate second launch capability. If they launch theres a good chance theyll destroy any chances of you launching your nukes back Comrade. Like I said itll be a shit life surviving a nuclear attack, cancers and radiation everywhere, nuclear winter, depleted ozone so you cant grow shit etc...Basically medieval Russia
>>56524002
>internet explorer
Granpa, soviet union is gone. Take your pills and watch some tv instead.
>>56523952
No, you're a pole, you will be liberated with the rest of Europe.
>>56523923
Holy shit, you know litterally jack squat about this but you really believe that you do.
1) All ten of those warheads combined have a lower yield than this >>56522985
2) unless they detonate so close together that those craters touch a shelter would be fine.
3)those things are retired.
I advise you to just stop but I'm happy to keep making a fool of you if you want.
>>56524104
It's windows phone.
>>56524077
Lol, man, our rockets are inside mountains, deep taiga forests and swamps, and they have Death Hand system that will eliminate the West automatically even if there is no one to give an order after the first strike by them.
>>56523923
>If the blast doesnt kill you the radiation or nuclear winter will.
>nuclear winter
That would require nuclear conflict on a global level for this to happen. And even then volcanic eruption from a supervolcano would easily dwarf its effects on the atmosphere, by comparison. Tambora eruption alone could easily rival largest of nuclear arsenals.
Is either side ACTUALLY stupid enough to punch in the codes first? In 71 years only two bombs have ever been used.
>>56524165
Holy shit you legit know jackshit if youre in the navy and think you can survive a nuclear war
>3)those things are retired.
TopKek, im sure they are
>2) unless they detonate so close together that those craters touch a shelter would be fine.
Radiation, nuclear winter, depleted ozone, cancers and all that fun shit'll kill ya if the blasts dont.
>1) All ten of those warheads combined have a lower yield than this
Even if thats true theyre still all nuclear and theres no survivng mutiple nuclear blasts
>>56524210
>comparing nuclear blasts to volcanic eruptions
volcanic blasts dont produce radiation on the scale and levels that nuclear blasts do holy fuck are you autistic? Please tell me this is bait!?!!
>>56524077
>launching your nukes back
It seems you still don't understand our nuclear strategy. We don't even have a conception of "second strike", we use "retaliatory nuclear counterstrike" instead. Our ICMB's are supposed to be launched not when american warheads would be exploding on our territory, but few minutes after our over the horizon radars detect a massive missile launch from the American territory.
>>56524256
You tell me.
>>56524332
Volcanic eruptions release cubic kilometers of ash into the atmosphere, thus affecting climate globally, reducing temperature.
This is the closest equivalent to the hypothetical nuclear winter, which is what my post was about.
You MUST be baiting, because noone can have reading comprehension this bad without being placed at the special ed class.
>>56522328
of course we are ready. Due to a complex economic government during thet last two decades we are now so irrelevant that no one would have any reason to bomb a "Portugal ?"
>>56524287
>Radiation,
Radiation doesn't kill you on the spot either, and you can avoid what damage it does do by wearing a HAZMAT suit and taking Potassium Iodide shots.
>nuclear winter,
That's a meme from the 60s. It's not real.
>depleted ozone,
Nope
>cancers and all that fun shit'll kill ya if the blasts dont.
Yeah, exposure ups your chances of getting cancer but You'll still probably live to a ripe old age.
>TopKek, im sure they are
They are
>Even if thats true
It is.
>theyre still all nuclear and theres no survivng mutiple nuclear blasts
Where are you getting this shit? Who told you that and why did you believe them? Are you 12 or something?
>>56523931
>Theres no chance of survival
>It doesn't matter
The Russian slave as is. +15
The best scenario in case of nuclear war - to be in an epicentre. Fast, painless and clean death.
>>56525014
>Fast, painless and clean death.
Cockhole choosing the type of his death. Don't worry, we won't kill you if you are not Bandera scum.
>>56525244
How much do you get per comment?
>>56524528
I want you to know you just got baited really hard, but at least I came out with some new interesting information. So thank you, America Japan.
>>56528765
>Nuclear winter
>>56523338
>>56523608
We can play this game as well, race traitor.
>>56523338
>>56522851
>but no one can be prepared or survive a nuclear attack
The Turks seem perfectly capable of doing it
>>56522328
Yup. We have the means to submerge our entire country in case of a nuclear threat. Atlantis will rise again!
Why are russians butchering ukrainians? They are like the fathers of being slavshit.
>>56529820
>>56529761
Yes, this is how we treat Colorado beetles.
>>56530003
>Why are russians butchering ukrainians? They are like the fathers of being slavshit.
Keywords: Mordor, orks, centuries of slavery.
