>curious about the nordic countries since they have a fierce reputation
>spend half an hour researching what it's like living there
>expect them to live in perpetual cold
>in reality the temperature difference between Budapest (Central-Europe) and Malmö, Helsinki or Reykjavik is about 5 celsius minus at most
Really? Are you fucking kidding me. You aren't hard-core or tough at all. People in Canada and Burgerland have tougher winters.
>>56489846
It's cold in the north but literally no one lives there.
Nordic cucks don't deserve such a big space since they let it go to waste anyway.
>>56489858
>>56489890
>>56489908
>>56489921
All 4 nordic countries have spoken.
BTW fixed map
>>56489984
This. We could use this land more efficient than them.
>>56489999
>>56490000
Yes
Yes.
>>56489846
Daily reminder
>>56490033
Ein Zwei, build ein reich, drie vier, kein plezier, fünf sechs, Poland ist nächst
>>56489984
It's coastal areas that are warm. Even coastal north.
>>56490055
delete
>>56489980
pls tell me more about your experience with nordic temperatures
>>56490033
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_GDP_(PPP)_per_hour_worked
Not really, no
>>56490130
he crowd surfed all the way to sweden this summer
>>56489984
>>56490059
>>56490109
That's my point. Why are you called nordics if you don't live in a really cold environment at all. Even I could tolerate your winters. I don't know, I just expected..more.
>>56490130
I didn't read the OP :/
I just wanted to make ebin menes
>>56490204
lel
>>56490240
>Why are you called nordics
Gee, I don't know, maybe it's because we live in the fucking north you mongol faggot.
>>56490240
tfw your finno-ugric ancestors chose to split up with the better group that decided to go to finland and you end up stuck between slavshits, Romania and Austria
>>56490240
Go inland Finland in -35c January then you pussy
>>56490240
We are Germanic.
The Netherlands was a mistake, we should've been part of Germany in the first place.
>>56490240
Dude, just 15 years ago there were a lot colder up here. Which is why we are absolutely certain that climate change is happening.
Our average winters last 2-3 weeks now while it could last for months back when I was a child.
>>56489846
>>56490317
sh....sh......sh...shhhh.....shhhhhhhh......shhhhhhhhhh.....
just shut up
shh...sh.hhhhhshhhh....shhhhhhhh
>>56490317
Who the fuck asked about the Netherlands?
>>56490377
fuck off kike.
>>56490240
Who cares about the cold, it's the lack of sun that fucks you up. Cities like Tromsö have darkness for two months straight.
Gulfstream, google it. If you wanna harsh winters for real man, come over here, madyar-kun.
P.S. I fuckin hate winter, I'd like Russia to be way more southern, Mediterranean at least. We had some good warm provinces like Uzbekistan but Gorbi-faggot shitted it up.
>>56490415
*putting pillow on your moffenface*
shhhhh.....sh......shhhhhh.......
no more tears only dreams
sh.....shhhhhh....sh....shhhhhh....
>>56489846
>>56490240
just looking at the temperature degrees is a shallow understanding
norways environment is miserable because it's wet and cold at the same time
having -30 c is not that bad because at least it's dry and all you need to do is put on warm clothes
really, do not underestimate the misery of cold & wet
>>56490305
but nobody lives there, now do they? most of your population lives in cities (which are warmer) in the south.
>>56490321
Okay, that's interesting. Tell me more.
Also it's the same here, we had about 2 weeks of snow here too this year.
>>56490360
This represents my point perfectly.
>>56490416
But anon, we're on 4chan. I personally haven't seen the sun in a year, ever since I finished college. We're all recluses. Plus you have electricity, it's not like you're sitting in complete darkness all the time.
>>56490633
>We're all recluses
Nope
>>56490633
I don't see why you're even making a thread about winter or weather if you never leave your home. This entire thread is a waste of time.
>>56490321
Same here in AZ.
We had maybe 2-3 good snowstorms this year, when we usually get 105+ inches of snow.
>>56490389
Why are you so angry?
>>56490545
to elaborate..
imagine a place with Asia-tier level of humidity but cold temperatures
>>56490834
Somewhere in Russia?
>>56489846
Why you thought anything else. Finland is prolly the coldest nordic cause we're farthest from gulf stream and it's like -5 to -20 in winter here. Of course inland is colder
Countries like Denmark doesn't even have a proper winter
>>56490633
Denmark has no snow.
>>56490887
well I am not saying that Russia is a warm and comfy place, am I?
But we have a wet and cold combo that imo is more dangerous than very cold temperatures
ITT
>OP is ignorant about our environment
>gets angry and blame us because he is ignorant
>>56490834
I fucking hate the humidity in Scandinavia. It's almost always 90%+. Fuck. It's not so bad in Winter and cold, but when it's raining. Holy fuck.
>>56490932
thank god for that
>>56490698
No. Nordics are quite warm and outgoing *snort*
Said no one ever.
>>56490750
I was merely making an observation. I didn't intend to trigger you guys, but apparently I managed to rustle some jimmies. I just wanted to understand.
Also my thread is still better than 90% of aussie and Canadian shitposting.
>>56491023
Snow is only shitty when you live in lowlands or cities.
>>56489846
Sweden actually gets more sunlight (on average) than most of Britain.
>>56491077
so all of Denmark
there are quite big local differences
>>56491135
Like you even have any snow to begin with :DXDD
XD
>>56491166
gröóænland has enough snow
>>56490360
>using stockholm, one of the very mildest areas in all of sweden, to represent the country as a whole
>>56491135
I live near mountains and we have always snow here. Flat lands and cities are always shitty.
>>56491211
as if anyone but sapminiggers live in the rest of sweden
>>56491166
We have enough to make it annoying every year
>>56491203
And most of people living there aren't danes
Like posters here
>>56490059
>hopedale
>ho pédale !
>>56490633
>but nobody lives there, now do they?
Yes, people, like myself, actutally do live here
>>56491297
Perhaps I am a polargook
>>56491211
i've had snow for 6 months now, so you slavshitters and turks may shut the fuck up
>>56491350
this map is better desu, and i dont know what point you are trying to make exactly. the reason more people live in the south is because that's where all the jobs are, it has nothing to do with climate. if the north was more developed people would move up there instead.
>>56491523
what does your obviously bought thai wife think of all that snow?
>>56491523
>that 3 week cold snap out of nowhere
>tfw when i had to wear a facecover all the time, in the south
>>56491585
>it has nothing to do with climate
lmao you fucking retard. It's even more obvious in Finland and Canada.
>>56491588
>dutch humour
>>56491588
>20 buck fuck
>>56491585
why do you think all the jobs are in the south, fucking idiot
>>56490059
Mild spring temperatures and sunlight will come to you
But only if you post
THANK YOU BASED GULF STREAM
>>56491658
>>56491585
big cities tend to spring up in the most fertile areas where there was enough food to sustain a city, the north of sweden is more barren than my sex life so they did not have big cities, the end
>>56491585
The north is less developed because of the temperature. Hey man, no shame in picking better climate to build your cities.
>>56491741
very profound, nice work
>>56491719
closer to europe, more people, higher fertility
>>56491719
they want to be closer to us obviously
>>56491812
>let me tell you about your country
>>56491900
>let me spew retarded nonsense
>>56489846
Iceland does not have extreme tempreture but it has extreme wind which makes your body tempreture drop very fast
>>56492144
Iceland is not nordic, it is that retarted half-celtic cousin that always goes to family parties even though nobody invited him and everyone is pretty sure that the hakarl he is eating is not food but just shark meat he peed over.
>>56492239
I took a time machine to the future and took this picture of your country
>>56492447
don't bully the poor dutch with global warming that's just mean
make fun of his language or something instead.
sunlight for like 1 hour per day hurts more than cold tbqfhwy
>>56492561
Icelandic guy making fun of my language? At least I am not the one using the åéðþüóú in my language.
Plus global warming is fake
>also pic of icelandic genetic diversity
>>56492447
>Implying the Afsluitdijk, the Deltawerken & the Zuiderzeewerken won't prevent that
[muffled exploding volcano in the distance]
>>56492655
þ/ð are retarded sounds, but the English really should start using it tbqh
>>56489984
>but literally no one lives there.
Millions of people do.
ashes to ashes, iceland to dust>>56492660
>>56492447
>>56490059
That's mostly a Norwegian thing.
>>56492629
>>sunlight for like 1 hour per day hurts
Oh, you think the darkness is your ally, you merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn’t see the light until I was already a man; by then, it was nothing to me but blinding! The shadows betray you, because they belong to me. I will show you where I have made my home, I will be preparing to bring justice. Then, I will break you. Your precious armoury, gratefully accepted. We will need it. Ah yes, I was wondering what would break first. Your spirit, or your body?
>>56492447
Fjandinn á Ísland
>>56489991
There's more than 4.
>>56492660
>Afsluitdijk, the Deltawerken & the Zuiderzeewerken
Literally lowlands vomit, right here.
>>56492660
>one crack in wall, entire country floods
>Volcane erupts, all flights in Europe cancelled
lol
>>56493184
>300k rockniggers dictating the entire travel pattern of Europe
FACT: icelanders are the most powerful race on earth
>>56492779
Western-Norway is one of, if not the wettest region in all of Europe though. I'd take an extra 10 degrees of cold any day if it meant getting rid of this shitty humidity. You guys also get a lot more sun.
why do swedes like cunnilingus?
ans: the smell makes them feel like they are eating surstroming
why do icelandic people like golden showers?
ans:......fill in the blanks
>>56489846
Actually the temperature in Helsinki goes to about -20C in Winter. Not that cold to me desu but I'm not sure if theres -20C in Budapest at any point
>>56494849
German diaspora?
>>56497769
no I meant it remembered them of hakarl, ah... whatever
my shitposting is lacking today
