anime edition
cara
crayon pop
OUR NIGE
/brit/ more like /paki/ ha amirite
>>56485352
Switched ISP to TalkTalk
It has its pros and cons
>>56485570
10/10 edition DESS
>>56485612
fuck off
how do i destroy the british economy?
Assassination when
>tfw can't stop fucking up at work
I can't even work at a supermarket lads. I dropped out of college and went on to do a trade which I also failed at.
Has anyone failed at life harder than me?
>>56485648
u autistic lad?
Someone fucking kill me already.
>>56485639
Put Freddo's up by 20p
seeing the misses tomorrow but she might still be on the blob
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>56485648
least you have a job m9
>>56485668
>taking out this scrumptious piece of soft brunette hair and emerald eyes to maccas
uncouthed to say the least
>Mac forces me to install updates
well, see you in a few minutes
>>56485639
Vote to stay in
W.B Yeats is the greatest 20th century poet
do not question me
*walks into /brit/*
*sits in the corner*
*takes note*
aah, yes, very impressive this truly does agree with Durkheim's Aphorism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-M_TBnT3FJA
dropping raw af track
>>56485727
it's all i can afford and she loves me regardless of my financial situation.
>>56485667
I might actually be. Definitely have some sort of mental defect, maybe ADHD or dyspraxia at least. I can't even tie my shoes.
>>56485648
Poleaboo knows that feel, he came across as if he had special needs at every job he has ever worked
>Has anyone failed at life harder than me?
are you 24, NEET for 6 months, living at home, wasted 5 years at uni but have literally no qualifications from there?
oh, criminal record and on bail awaiting a trial at the crown court too?
>>56485631
I must be a masochist, I love it here.
Tho I'm leaving now, goodbye my love.
>>56485775
bit gay
Does anyone like George Osbourne? Even within the Conservative party? He seems like he'd be General Election poison desu.
>>56485752
cant remember any of his poems 2bh besides Easter 1916
need to go to work in a hour lads. This is my non working day but I put int for OT
>>56485786
awooOOOga!!!!!!!
>>56485570
shit edition desu
>>56485759
lot of estrogen in this lad's body
>>56485812
not sure I remember that one - will google
A Prayer for my Daughter almost made me cry lmao
Considering that, all hatred driven hence,
The soul recovers radical innocence
And learns at last that it is self-delighting,
Self-appeasing, self-affrighting,
And that its own sweet will is Heaven’s will;
She can, though every face should scowl
And every windy quarter howl
Or every bellows burst, be happy still.
And may her bridegroom bring her to a house
Where all’s accustomed, ceremonious;
For arrogance and hatred are the wares
Peddled in the thoroughfares.
How but in custom and in ceremony
Are innocence and beauty born?
Ceremony’s a name for the rich horn,
And custom for the spreading laurel tree.
>>56485806
sound economic policy
don't think he'd be good as Tory leader though
wish aliens would abduct me and stick probes up my bum
>>56485781
Yes to all this apart from the criminal record
>>56485759
Kafkaesque body
>>56485896
>kafka.jpeg
one of you wanks just said you'd bully me on here so let's go then mate. lets see your "bullying" :/
>>56485925
Australians are proper proper gay lol
>>56485806
He doesn't look human
very Pynchonesque thread
Poleaboo climbed from rank 11 to rank 7 last night and today on Hearthstone, finally found his form
Level 16 on World of Warcraft, just 4 more levels before he can drop this crap
>>56485911
That's a big shortcomming, sitting on bail in suspense for upto a year is the worst part
>>56485936
tehehe we're only human :P
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czLYl4fM8yk&feature=youtu.be&t=2
>>56485925
*deepthroats you*
hahaha bet you like that fag
Where the wave of moonlight glosses
The dim gray sands with light,
Far off by furthest Rosses
We foot it all the night,
Weaving olden dances
Mingling hands and mingling glances
Till the moon has taken flight;
To and fro we leap
And chase the frothy bubbles,
While the world is full of troubles
And anxious in its sleep.
Come away, O human child!
To the waters and the wild
With a faery, hand in hand,
For the world's more full of weeping than you can understand.
Where the wandering water gushes
From the hills above Glen-Car,
In pools among the rushes
That scarce could bathe a star,
We seek for slumbering trout
And whispering in their ears
Give them unquiet dreams;
Leaning softly out
From ferns that drop their tears
Over the young streams.
Come away, O human child!
To the waters and the wild
With a faery, hand in hand,
For the world's more full of weeping than you can understand.
Away with us he's going,
The solemn-eyed:
He'll hear no more the lowing
Of the calves on the warm hillside
Or the kettle on the hob
Sing peace into his breast,
Or see the brown mice bob
Round and round the oatmeal chest.
For he comes, the human child,
To the waters and the wild
With a faery, hand in hand,
For the world's more full of weeping than he can understand.
me on the weekend lads hahha 100
>>56485957
pathetic runt will never be as good as i was at WoW
people often refered to me as "hey there goes the best world of warcraft player ever"
>takes 3 months to read 10 pages of Republic
why yes I do read and have a keen interest in philosophy
>>56485759
This guy actually has a bit of flow. The voice is terrible of course but he's got potential
>>56485989
A perfect example of formalist theory.
Well done my good man.
>>56485894
>Sound economic policy
Not really, more sound than Corbyn's obviously but that's not saying much.
His budgets are window dressing, debts still going up, growth forecasts going down, productivity growth still anemic as fuck, token infrastructure investment that still doesn't do the job. And he's still not even gonna balance the budget by 2020 now.
Pretty shoddy all in all lad, and i'm an econ student if that counts for fuck all
>>56486048
>liking ripperty rap
kys my man
>>56485994
MMOs are fucking garbage unless you're some hardcore role-player type and have friends and/or social skills
The actual gameplay is mind-numbing
Poleaboo just wants level 20 to unlock a new Hero on Hearthstone
>>56486029
alri ed
>>56486084
rack off cunt you're genuinely so shit at wow ahahaha FUCK YOU POLEABOO
FUCK YOU POLEABOO
FUCK YOU POLEABOO
>>56486088
hello hello hello
>>56486052
laughed tbf
Chinese Chad knocked on my door last night, took a minute for me to get up and pull on my pants, the delay in opening the door probably makes him think I’m weird. Asked if I’d be in on Thursday, gotta let the gas man in or something. Conversation was to the point and short. I tried reaching for the hallway light on the wrong side of the door, he laughed. He laughs often, wonder if it’s a nervous laugh or a polite one.
>>56486029
Jordan?
My name is Guy Incognito
>>56486062
believe in the long term economic plan my friend
>>56486157
more like GAY incognito XD
>>56486071
t. Got no flow
>>56486151
>Asked if I’d be in on Thursday
Was sitting in the Sherrifs court, waiting to be called and make bail
Always got called last both time, in at 8am, left close to 5pm
At least they feed you, it's tea, non-brand crisps and non-brand kit-kat
lads look at this kid
quite good looking but it's a shame he's clearly poor, autistic and fucking annoying
could be chad as fuck if he was born into different circumstances
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyddxRXTrb8
such is life
>>56486179
But it's not built on anything :/ productivity growth is the holy grail of higher wages and income and it's just not happening. Sticking plaster desu
Will Nigel kill himself when we vote to stay in the EU?
>GIMME A (You)!
chune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0pd9hYFN1c
>>56486180
Ah, yes, of course - a use of queer literary theory.
Perfect, keep at it.
>>56486269
thick
>>56486222
oh, sandwiches too
>>56486235
Looks like he would make a decent trap imo
This is my rarest karen, saving and distributing this karen is illegal and punishable by death.
>>56486317
me on the left
>>56486354
faggot
>>56486354
don't know how people can fall asleep like this
Ahh fucks sake
>>56486370
n-no
>>56486379
how not la'?
>>56486420
if I've got my gf in my arms it's distracting
>>56486420
you're breathing is disturbing their sleep
you can't move in case you wake them up
it's just awkward
>>56486443
try with a lad
Spent nearly an hour in the job centre lads, still not been seen
why is this place infested with marmite miners
they call me 9 Incher
>>56486512
How about go when your appointments booked for then
>being homophobic
Uhhh... wow, you should really feel bad about yourself >.>
>>56485570
Why is Karen such a bitch? She ruined the whole Anglo-Japanese alliance!
>>56486551
Came 10mins early m8o
>>56486502
it would be the same
if I'm holding my gf I can't stop stroking her and shit
>>56486512
How about you get a job?
I got taxed £800 this month. That's fucking ridiculous.
Do you think... it is your family you love? A folly... all you love is dopamine.... mere chemicals... show me a brainscan... and I will show you a fathers "love" for his child... we are but... machines...
>Good afternoon
>We have now had the opportunity of considering the evidence provided to us to date by the Fiscal. On the basis of what we have seen so far, it would be our recommendation to you to consider tendering an early plea of guilty by way of Section 76 letter. It is not unusual for matters such as this to take so long to come to court as there is IT specialist involvement.
>We should be grateful if you could telephone our offices tomorrow afternoon at, perhaps 2.30 pm to discuss matters with either myself or Mr [name].
>Regards
NO
Fuck this
Poleaboo is going to insist we plead innocent
I have a question for the brits. Why when in parliament control and in your parliament discussion when the PM or the opposition leader have to speak the are people who are standing from their seat and then sit down? WTFm8 this is so bizarre.
>>56486633
t. Sam Harris
>>56486711
Its a meme
shitty thread tbqh
>>56486690
Kek what are the charges again? Stalking? It's minor anyway so plead guilty tbqh
Something tells me Poleaboo will be having a very Kafkaesque experience in jail :^)
@56486601
not even gonna dignify this with a (you)
>>56486711
Not sure what you're on about to be honest try rewording it
>>56486711
i don't even know what you're on about
http://youtube.com/watch?v=cFnZeopsqos
Is DnB a normie genre in Britain?
>>56486751
we can only hope and pray that he gets sent to prison and repeatedly raped
>>56486795
meh, kind of but it's got a bit of edge still. Debatable
>>56486747
Stalking again but it's a matter for the crown court this time since it's a repeat offense (or some other reasoning I haven't been informed of)
Fiscal wanted to remand Poleaboo in prison, jail time might be possible, bit worried, just a bit
>>56486758
>>56486760
Look at the begining and 2:25-2:27 min. Why they stand up, then they sit down?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4aShvqR0ss
>>56486618
want to be ur gf ngl
>>56486690
this is what you get for phishing you retarded fuckwit, enjoy getting bummed in jail lmao
>liquid DnB
Why Britcucks are so boring? They didn't produce any single meme besides "lad". And even this happened accidently.
This thread is full of r9k-tier stuff
>tf no gf
>tf no job
>oh look I have tinder
>>56486690
>Poleaboo is going to insist we plead innocent
Nigga you going to prison.
>>56486747
He's already a convicted stalker, he is fucked
>>56486751
played FF6 but don't get the reference
>>56486882
Ahh love that language you're speaking pal
Where's that from again?
>>56486882
/brit/ is responsible for all of the wordfilters currently in place from memeing too hard. /brit/ memed so hard that some of the words in the filter made it into everyday IRL American usage.
>>56486795
dance music is inherently normie
Subscribed to The Spectator, lads
>>56486837
they are hoping the speaker will call on them to speak
>>56486837
They are waiting to be called to ask their question, they thought they were gonna be asked up by Sat down when they realised it wasn't their turn
kek, my work coach some wonderful advice for me today
>if you're not confident in making a phone call, have key points written down beforehand
bitch I plan out my phone calls to the letter, days before I have to make them
>>56486931
wish they'd get rid of those filters 2bh
>>56486882
>all current wordfilters are brit memes
>he's speaking English right now
>>56486862
Fuck off, you nonce
Has nothing to do with phishing, literally just a singular 4chan post about having "dark thoughts"
>>56486928
Don't care
Just want a show, some fun before getting kicked in the teeth (what'll happen either way), pleading guilty only cuts your sentence by a third
>>56486823
>Fiscal wanted to remand Poleaboo in prison
hue
>>56486851
think it annoys her tbqh
posted in the wrong fucking thread. Fucking hate nonces who create unnecessary brits
>>56486931
p sure /brit/ also ruined emotes on 4chan for everyone posting bantrehand everywhere
>>56486930
poor banter
>>56487004
yep. the autistic thread wars piss me off too
v
>>56487034
I can handle the wordfilters, but taking our emojis away was TOO FAR
>>56486931
did /brit/ also create the cheeky nandos meme that went normie. I was here when people started using it then like 5 months later uniLAD fucking posted about it. I'm convinced the lad bible and unilad have fucking agents that browse /brit/ for memes
>>56487002
They got the "internet ban" which is just as bad in theory
>>56487112
No mate that's a normie meme
Oi Ribena you're going to get torn to shreds in prison it's a breeding ground for white supremacy
>go on the /bet/ thread on /sp/
>people from all over the world talking like middle aged british men
>"just stuck a cheeky tenner on spurs to win!"
>finnish flag or some shit
>>56487199
He'll be in huge drug debt within a week
>>56487112
Keking at this
Definitely a normie meme that we were taking the piss out of
LAD bible use reddit for their memes (literally)
>>56486931
But everyone used them except brits.
>>56486957
>>56486958
Ok, I get it, it was rly bizarre from me, because in our parliament, before the parliamentary session the mp deposit their questions to the chairman and the ministers who are going to answer them, and every one knows their turn to speak and time that they have to ask the question (1 min) and the minister to answer it (4min) it is by the law. I guess this is not the case in British parliament.
>>56487221
Screeching
>>56487230
he wont even be able to join the paki gang they will sniff his autism a mile off
Hanging like a mother fucker desu
>>56487244
>except brit
No liars allowed in this thread.
>Ribena gonna get raped in the showers?
Possibly.
>Ribena gonna get coerced into smuggling in drugs?
Likely.
>Ribena gonna spend all his money buying biscuits and tobacco from the shop list for the violent arsehole they put him in a room with to avoid beatings?
Definitely.
>>56487244
Mate I've been putting t b h on the end of everything for over 10 years
Used to rinse that on MSN desu
>>56487034
Crying at this post
*face with tears of joy x7*
>>56487221
the rest of the world is obsessed with british culture
>>56487239
>>56487151
but it didn't go normie until months after /brit/ used it i swear on me mum
>Ribena stalks
>gets caught and punished
>Starts stalking again
>gets caught
>literally going to go to jail
>>56487199
>white supremacy
This isn't America
In the lockup in the sheriffs court, everyone was white and everyone was very friendly
>>56487262
Not many Pakis in Aberdeen
>>56487248
Don't think there are set times
I've heard about people waiting to do their maiden speech in Parliament through 8 hour+ debates and still not being able to do it because the debate goes on for so long
>>56487288
I think it's pretty much a definite he will get raped
they prey on the weak
>>56487112
"One man who keeps a very close eye on the success, or otherwise, of memes is Jae Hong Kil, the chief executive of New York-based hedge fund Sentiment Alpha Capital Management."
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-35804201
Just got on, what's the new ribena news about him going to jail
normbles garooo
>>56487321
"stalk"
Literally on trial for 4chan posts
>>56487333
you think you're not going to get the shit kicked out of you because you're brown?
this is scotland as well it will be twice as bad
>>56487387
>>56487310
It's been around for yonks in the normblesphere
Poleaboo shouldn't be allowed in society
wat the FUCK
>>56487356
see >>56486690
Duty solicitor wants to plead guilty again but it's a crown court so the punishment will be rough either way
Anyone here goin goin stream ribena's trial x
>>56487003
i wouldn't get annoyed desu
slap the silly bitch
>>56487423
Read the sticky you dickhead.
Alternatively suffix your post with 'blox'
>>56487423
How new are you
>>56487310
Nah cheeky nandos was a phrase among normies for ages until it went fully meta with the whole 'yanks don't get cheeky nandos' thing
>>56487432
not allowed cameras
you're only allowed to do paintings
>>56487476
Couts aren't cosed though, if he tells us when the trial is some scottish anon could attend and give us the blow by blow
>>56487404
The 10+ career criminal types Poleaboo met in the sheriffs court lockup were nicer than all the cunts he met at uni
You've been conditioned to believe that they're bad people without eve really thinking about it but the real baddies are the ones who don't get caught
>>56487455
I've been here 7 years and never once had that happen blox
>>56487493
Will give the trial dates when they're passed onto me
>>56487334
isnt that little bit undemocratic? Not able to ask your question and get answered? After all the MPs are representatives of the people who elected them, and they have the right to ask question, the parliament control is sight of democratic governments.
>>56487501
oh yeah everyone in prison is a top bloke
real salt of the earth types
you make lifelong friends in there
Business idea: turn /brit/ into the hot new social media app and sell it to Facebook for $1 billion
>>56487501
Don't get friendly, don't try to be friendly. Friendly people are the ones who get scammed, robbed, beaten, bumserviced , etc. Don't be a cunt to everyone, but don't ask about anyone's life and don't talk about yours.
Ribena isn't as funny as the Sheikh, Sheikh thought he was invincible and then got baited, Ribena has just ruined his life by being an austistic creep.
Poleaboo thinks he might have a shower now, he has to get up to urinate anyway
Poleaboo bought some headphones that arrived yesterday, they're the first proper headphones he ever had and they're quite nice, he now understands why they're so popular
>>56487631
practice your grip on the soap
>>56487578
There's a group of Tory MPs who's job it is to attend every Labour debate and stall because as long as you keep talking you can't legally be stopped. They eat up the clock so nothing gets done.
the only alternative is a back room deal where Labour make concessions so the Tory MPs are conveniently busy elsewhere at the time of the debate.
Welcome to the Westminster system m8
>>56487578
Lad I wouldn't get too caught up in stuff like that being undemocratic when our entire upper house is unelected
>>56487613
cant bait the shikh
>>56487580
At least they're honest, it's the treachery, constant lies and two faced nature of non-criminals that I hate
>>56487607
Listen to me, I've been in the sheriffs court, twice for near 20 hours, EVERYONE, literally everyone, no exceptions is a nice, friendly person, despite being jacked, well connected, practising MMA, having other friends in there with them etc.
I have the experience here, I know better than you on this topic
>>56487661
Yeah, because I would really hate for someone to show me affection, feel some pleasure and lose my virginity
just bought a 4chan pass so I have to be extra careful not to get banned
no more bantz
no more gamergate
no more pissing off trannies
no more badmouthing he who shall not be names
>>56487787
Just buy another pass if you get banned
>>56487787
Poleaboo was considering purchasing one too
Could you please care to review your experience in a week to a months time?
I have a friend who is british who came here when was 10
6'4 300 pounds
He has committed robberies and got his dick sucked by a man one night in calagary despite being the most anti-fag guy i know
Top lad T B H
hey janny
fuck off
Don't talk to me or my son ever again
Is it actually possible to appeal a 30 day ban successfully?
Poleaboo has had a few over the years and none have ever yielded the desired result
>>56487858
Know a girl who moved to calgary desu
Her names Harriet
JANNNNITORS
COME OUT TO PLAY
>>56487787
>bought a 4chan pass
good goy. keep on going and support hiromoot's income.
>>56487982
why the fuck don't you just get a dynamic IP
>>56487880
lel
>>56487858
>6'4" 300 pound 10yo
>>56487982
Yeah this is how you do it
I'm so proud some of our memes go out to the world. It's like I contribute to the society and don't waste my time for nothing.
Putting some grime on then smoking this spliff lads
brb
>have a project to do at work
>every suggestion my manager makes I've already done
Why also managers exist?
>>56487986
Never even met a girl named harriet in real life desu
is there short version of it for girls?
>>56488033
He is 20 now sorry bud
>>56487991
good goy
keep on providing google with free labour
>>56488021
Literally just got it installed today see >>56485615
The 30 day bans were the main reason, the other was my dad pecking my head
![IDShot_540x540[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kdEsMkk.jpg "IDShot_540x540[1].jpg")
Do we agree that these are the GOAT crisps
test
>>56488104
Harri
Business Idea: Give the jannies a cut from the 4chan pass profits to reward their hard work
>>56488180
aus?
>>56488175
Nah fuck off
>>56488195
t. janny
>>56488195
they do it for free out of the kindness and love they hold for our prosperous and healthy community
financial recompense would cheapen their vital role
>>56488233
No I'm right
>>56487221
absolutely howling with laughter
>>56488195
we own stock
if I was the janny I would file a ban request for all of you cunts
>>56487613
how did Sheikh get doxxed in the end?
>>56488287
a freddo bar is worth more than 100 4chan shares
>>56487221
Absolutely squealing at this
>>56488104
wew
pics?
he sounds qt
*rubs my cute butt up against you*
*your cock starts to swell*
>>56488175
>crisps
Those are bicuits you fat fuck
>>56488314
Reported to police and police found him
>>56488293
and keep talking to yourself? why don't don't you just create a private blog?
>>56488195
>''''''''''''''''profit'''''''''''''''
>>56487613
>Ribena
What's the story behind this?
>>56488425
Read poleaboo's blog (human garbage it's called). Once you're caught up we will fill in any gaps
who /ahahaha/ here
ahahaha
>>56488458
link
>>56488491
I gave you enough to google
Fuck America
Nationalise gee effs
spotted someone walshposting in that trump thread just
Mary, Mary, quite contrary,
How does your garden grow?
>>56487307
did your mom not breastfeed you as a child? we're taking the piss out of you you moron.
u wot m8 started it all.
Hate walking my dog in the middle of the day lads. Nothing but old retired people and housewives about. I should be fucking working. Need a job tbqh but I'm so fucking lazy
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-35831711
>Islamic State 'committed genocide' says US
You don't say
My university has a class called American Studies
what the fug would they teach there
got to do a speech to my seminar group later lads
I fucking hate public speaking
even just reading it out loud in my room I start shaking like a shitting dog hahaha fucks sake
wish I had some beta-blockers but the cunts at the NHS have them locked down tighter than fort knox
>>56488727
Same here lad, back in the day the degree was called 'English'
fucking hate all Americans tb h
>>56488727
american history
american culture
american politics
that sort of stuff i imagine
>tfw 3 (THREE) job interviews next week
pooping my pants lads
>>56488836
American """""""culture""""""""
>>56488836
inb4 a million greentext replies
>>56488836
FOY
>>56488868
FOY
Just smoked a cheeky spliff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9XKLqGqwLA
>>56488836
>American """"""""""culture"""""""""""
it's just American literature basically
>>56488868
what an original, funny, witty bugger you are! please, give yourself a nice big pat on the back for that post!
>>56488915
it's not cheeky if you do it every single day you complete and utter pleb
