Alright amercunts, seems like your government will grant me citizenship if I eat this thingy.
How much peanut butter and how much jelly am I supposed to spread?
>>56481816
>Spoon
You've already fucked it all up potatonigger.
Knife for the peanut butter just as you'd butter bread, then spoon the jam onto one side then spread with the knife.
>>56481816
Use knife, not spoon
>>56481816
Equal amounts, you want the balance of peanut butter and jelly to interact like flamenco dancers in your mouth
>sweet bread
How disgusting, even more disgusting than German food.
>>56481870
>potatonigger
He's Italian not Irish.
Don't you have plates you savage? Or did your wife trash them all when you were late from your goomare
Thanks for the helpful tips.
Hope I put an FDA approved amount of product.
>>56482165
that's a nice looking sandwich buddy
Mission accomplished. It still feels like when I was a child and put mayonnaise on spaghetti, except this time my mother's not here telling me "Don't do that what are you, a German?", but i admit it's quite delicious.
Cheers.
>>56481816
>Strawberry jelly
>Not grape
>>56482434
Strawberry is great, don't listen to this faggot, op
>>56482376
>don't do that, what are you, German?
>>56481816
No! Stop Salvatore! You will get fat!!!
Oh no, God, why?!
>>56481911
Bosnians use spoon for spreading everything on bread...
>>56482434
>grape jelly
you're supposed to make wine with that, don't be a negro
>>56482573
Don't worry Nikita, I don't have the fat genes.
>>56481816
protip: chunky > smooth
>>56482696
i beg to differ
I never had peanut butter in my life. I don't even buy nutella, off-brand polish chocolate spread is half the price.
>>56482680
Unlcle Sam could fix it with his peanat butter. You have lack of gen? Don't worry, use GMO peanut butter.
I mean, I don't think that every 'murrican have a gen for being fat but somehow they manage to become fat...
>>56482696
This.
>>56481870
American education, everyone.
>>56482874
forgot a pic
>>56482863
I don't buy nutella either
