>over 1:3 chance to be born in China or India
>less than 5% chance to be born in the USA
>still managed to be born into the greatest country on earth
Wew, dodged a bullet there. Who else here feels fortunate about where they were born?
>tfw cant reborn
What to do with the Indians? We need to stop their reproduction.
>Proud of being born in USA when you could have been born in Switzerland, France, England, Netherlands, Germany, Austria, Italy, Denmark, Sweden, Norway or Canada
>>56478115
I was thinking about this this morning, lying in bed in a comfy apartment in a nice inner city suburb. Thank god I wasn't born in india
>>56478115
>UK : 0.89
>France : 0.88
FUCKING HELL UK CAN YOU JUST STOP BEING AHEAD OF US FOR A SECOND
>>56478115
>Mfw my next life I hope to be reborn as white American patriot
>95.58% Chance not be born in the US
Praise Jesus, i just made it.
>american
>dodging the bullet
>>56478348
*to
>>56478238
shame you couldn't be reborn into Monaco. Basically the same flag but your life is 100x better
>less then 0.1 % to be born in serbia
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>0.89% chance of being born in the most comfy country on the planet
>still managed it
>not even a paki
>born in one of the only states to have universal health care
>all surrounding states who don't have it eliminate wait times
get the free healthcare of euros and canadians with out their horrible wait times
feels pretty good being a citizen of the oldest and greatest state
>>56478115
4.42% chance to be born in the usa
and i still made it to a decent country
god is definitely real
>>56478115
>0.009768% chance of being born German and French.
Born both
>>56478115
World population is an inaccurate metric to use for that analysis. You should be using birth rates instead.
Using this drops USA from 4.42% to 3.24%, Japan from 1.73% to 0.80%, and increases Nigeria from 2.56% to 5.59%, for example.
>>56478466
What? Our health care is just Obamacare but done first and slightly better.
>>56478539
OP here, you are probably right; I had considered this when I made the thread but I couldn't easily and quickly find world birth rates organized like world population to use for the OP image, and, I figured the rates would be pretty close anyways (with several outliers like Nigeria)
>0.075%
>did it
>>56478574
romneycare is superior
I don't pay for anything when I go to the doctor
obamacare is just a cheap healthcare but its not free.
>>56478466
So why is New England to much better than rest of the states?
Also
0.075% chance of being born in Finland.
>>56478597
Africa in general is an outlier. Africa's population is 15% of world population, but represents 30% of births. The situation is reversed for Europe. 8.41% of population, 4.83% of births.
>>56478637
0.046% would be a better estimate.
>>56478714
>>56478539
please post your source on this data
It would be cool to compare percentage of world's population to percentage chance to be born in each country
>>56478115
>1.67
>almost born swiss
>>56478115
Are Chinks and Poos even human?
That's not the chance of what country you born in you retard
You need to look at birth rates for that
>>56478115
why is canada percentage so low?
>>56478276
Why? It's already at near replacement levels. It's going to reach its peak near 1.6 bil and then start falling.
>>56482908
People here are retarded. Don't try to use math on them.
>dodged a bullet there
>>56478880
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sovereign_states_and_dependent_territories_by_fertility_rate
this?
>>56483043
Canada only has 35 million people
>>56478289
>apartment
kill yourself, faggot
>>56478115
My mom born in Ukraine and I born in Argentina
Which are the chances of that?
>>56484034
FUCK YEAH!
>>56478291
Henry V would be proud
About 0.09% chance of being born in Ireland. Feels good.
42 million Ukranians ? I never thought of them this much crowded.
>>56478285
You can get BLACKED in all those countries so for him it's indifferent.
who gives a shit where you were born
all that matters is what you were born with (good looks or money), I'd rather be beautiful and rich in a third world shithole than poor and ugly in murrica or europe
adopt me
Do the Chinese even give birth?
Don't they make their spawnlings from burnt plastic and gutter oil a la Uruk-hai?
>>56478948
>Tfw when parents jumped border so I wasn't born in mexico
>>56478285
/thread
>>56485876
irrelevantstonia
>>56485765
and you can't because you're already black
>>56478115
>>over 1:3 chance to be born in China or India
>>less than 5% chance to be born in the USA
That's not how it fucking works.
>>56485438
And yet they have an economy smaller than the Czech Republic.
Got the second best
>>56485876
Yes. Much moreso than Estonians actually.
Also, they are still really poor so many give birth the old fashioned way.
>>56486393
OP already admitted American citizenship
The greatest country on earth is the Republic of South Brazil.
>>56486585
>OP already admitted American citizenship
The point was that where you're born isn't a matter of chance. It's deterministic. Literally the opposite of chance.
>>56486770
No, it's chance, faggot.
>>56487027
It really is not, you idiot. And I do mean that you're an actual idiot.
>>56487050
It's chance, you utterly retarded faggot.
>>56486770
>he unironically believes in determinism
quantum mechanics my shit up senpai
>>56478115
>dodged a bullet there
Don't think so lad
