HEY AUSTRALIANS
IF YOUR REALLY FROM AUSTRALIA
HOW COME YOU'RE POSTS AREN'T UPSIDE DOWN
Just wait...
as soon as the emu delivers their message to the internet station, you're in for some BIG trouble
>>56471230
Because 4chan automatically converts our text so that you Northerners don't get confused.
ʇoɥs ʇǝb<
uɐɔıɹǝɯɐ ǝq<
quality banter right there lad
>>56471230
>REALLY FROM AUSTRALIA
>>56471312
How many bytes per second does the average Emu transport?
Are they faster than Kangaroos? Are there different models?
>>56471398
It depends how many you want to rent. Why do you think Aussie internet costs so much? You pay per fauna.
>>56471415
ʇǝuɹǝʇuı uʍo ɹnoʎ ʇɥƃıɟ oʇ ǝʌɐɥ ʎllɐɹǝʇıl<
uɐılɐɹʇsnɐ ǝq<
>>56471415
Were there Kangaroos and Emus in Noah's Ark?
>>56471398
Well 1 emu carries 1 byte, so to transfer at least 30 KB you'd need a shit ton of emus racing across the Outback.
Emus are less aggressive than the roos so they use them more often, but a roo can hold 2 bytes as it has two hands.
>>56471476
>>56471349
STOP THIS BULLSHIT BEFORE IT BECOMES A MEME AND INT BECOMES UNREADABLE
>>56471478
No you can't put them in the same place, because Emu's will tell stories to the Kangaroo about Bunyips and scare them and then they bounce around everywhere and break things.
˙˙˙sɹǝʇɹǝʌuoɔ ǝɥʇ ɟɟo uɹnʇ oʇ ǝʌɐɥ ǝʍ ssǝnƃ I
>>56471563
˙pןɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ɟo ʇsǝɹ ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ ǝɟıן ɟo ʎɐʍ ɹno buıbuɐɥɔ pǝddoʇs ǝʍ ǝɯıʇ ʇnoqɐ s,ʇı 'ןןǝʍ ɥo
>>56471545
ǝɯǝɯ ɐ ʎpɐǝɹlɐ ǝɹɐ suɐılɐɹʇsnɐ ǝɥʇ ǝʇɐl ooʇ s,ʇı
>>56471594
¡ʍou sɹǝʇɹǝʌuoɔ ɹiǝɥʇ ɟɟo uɹnʇ plnoɥs uɐilɐɹʇsnɐ ʎɹǝʌǝ ¡ʇɥƃiɹ ǝɹɐ noʎ
>>56471628
"¡ǝɹoɯ ou" ʎɐs ǝʍ ʎɐp ǝɥʇ sı ʎɐpoʇ 'pɹoʍ ǝɥʇ pɐǝɹds ˙pǝǝɹbɐ
>>56471563
>>56471594
>>56471595
>>56471628
THIS BANTER IS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE I AM NOT TILTING MY NECK TO READ THIS. PLEASE KEEP THIS CONTAINED. DON'T MAKE IT ANOTHER "KHAN'D" OR "MAKE-A-LIST-OF-THE-COUNTRIES-THE-USERS-YOU-REPLY-TO-ARE"
>>56471652
>>56471667
¡ǝɹoW ON
¡ǝɹoW ON
¡ǝɹoW ON
>>56471545
>¿8ɯ noʎ ɥʇıʍ ƃuoɹʍ s,ʇɐɥʍ
>>56471628
>>56471595
>>56471594
>>56471563
>>56471628
ABBO SORCERY!
>>56471525
snɯǝ ɟo ɥʇɹoʍ sǝʇʎqolıʞ ʇɥƃıǝ-ʎʇɟıɟ ʎlɥƃnoɹ ɹo 'snɯǝ ɹnoɟ ʎʇɹıɥʇ puɐ puɐsnoɥʇ uǝʌǝs-ʎʇɟıɟ pǝllıʞ sǝıssnɐ ǝɥʇ ɹɐʍ nɯǝ ʇɐǝɹƃ ǝɥʇ ǝɥʇ uı
>>56471667
>Implying burgers can tilt their necks
>>56471667
˙ǝʇɐɯ 'ʍou sǝןnɹ ʍǝu ǝɥʇ ǝɹɐ ǝsǝɥʇ
>>56471628
>¡ʍou sɹǝʇɹǝʌuoɔ ɹiǝɥʇ ɟɟo uɹnʇ plnoɥs uɐilɐɹʇsnɐ ʎɹǝʌǝ ¡ʇɥƃiɹ ǝɹɐ noʎ
Ⅎ∀Ǝ˥
פNIʞƆ∩Ⅎ
∀
>>56471816
¡puǝ ʇsnɯ ʇI ¡ssǝupǝpis dn ɹnoʎ oʇ ƃuiɯɹoɟuoɔ ɟo ʞɔis ǝɹɐ ǝM ¡noʎ ʞɔnℲ ¡ON
>>56471844
uɐɯʎɹʇunoɔ ʍoןןǝɟ ʎɯ sʇıbıp buıʇɐǝdǝɹ ǝɔıu
>>56471816
ɹƎpɹO
p˥ɹOM
MƎN
suɐɔiɹǝɯ∀ pɐW ┴┴I<
>>56471868
uoʎɹǝʌǝ ʇou puɐ 'ʎɹǝsiɯ ui puǝ sdiɥsɹoʇɐʇɔip llɐ ʇoN ˙ǝldoǝd puɐ sǝɔɐld llɐ ɹoɟ ƃuiɥʇ pɐq ɐ ʎliɹɐssǝɔǝu ʇ’usi siɥʇ 'ɹǝʌǝʍoɥ 'ɟǝilǝq uɹǝʇsǝM ɹɐlndod oʇ ʎɹɐɹʇuoƆ 'osl∀
sʇiƃip ǝsǝɥʇ ʞɔǝɥƆ
>>56471735
A true loss for aussie internet.
¡ǝsiɹ lliʍ ǝɹǝɥdsiɯǝH uɹǝɥʇnoS ǝɥ┴ ¡ʎʇiɹoiɹǝdns uɹǝɥʇɹou puƎ
>>56471230
ɯnɔs uɐɔiɹǝɯɐ noʎ ʞɔnɟ
>>56472079
>>56472020
Please stop. Australians are better at banter. Americans can't handle banter. PLEASE. ANYTHING to make you stop this upside-down posting. I will never mention emus, heat, or skin cancer ever again. PLEASE just post right
>>56472171
snoıʌqo sı ɥɔnɯ ʇɐɥʇ
ɹǝʇuɐq ǝlpuɐɥ ʇ,uɐɔ suɐɔıɹǝɯɐ<
>>56471398
how many bytes per second do Refugees transport? ahmed
>>56472171
ʇi ɥʇiʍ lɐǝp ʍou 'siɥʇ pǝʇɹɐʇs noY
>>56471476
The cable to the mainland is broken so all of Tasmania is genuinely on basically dial up speeds until may
>>56471667
ʇı ɹoɟ pǝʞsɐ noʎ
>>56474108
Boat anchors are fun!
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-03-09/concerns-basslink-outage-could-see-tasmanian-internet-speeds-sl/7234976
Nearly as much fun as contractors with backhoes
>>56474261
Yeah its toatlly fucked my uni, really annoying basically all I can do is 4chan and 140p youtube
>>56474390
I'm quite glad I don't have much to do with fibre repairs any more.
>>56474472
They reckon its going to be down until may. And there's like 11% water in the dam so we could be facing power rationing. Its like living in the third world
>>56474521
Hmm, we need to build a nice big fat nuke reactor down there, that'll fix it up
>>56474540
Nah they were selling power and making a killing on it. Now the cables fucked and there may not be enough left. Pure faggotry desu. There would have been enough but now we're fucked
Also a couple of months of rain would work
I think moot flipped the site a few years ago on some kind of aussie holiday
>>56471230
˙sn oʇ uʍop ǝpısdn sʞooן ʇxǝʇ ɹnoʎ
¿ʇnoqɐ buıʞןɐʇ ǝɹ,noʎ ʇɐɥʍ ʍouʞ ʇ,uop
>>56471563
pǝǝds ʇǝuɹǝʇuı sdqʞ1 ɐɹʇxǝ uɐ sn ǝʌıb ןןıʍ ɹǝʇɹǝʌuoɔ ǝɥʇ ɟɟo buıuɹnʇ ʇsɐǝן ʇɐ
>>56474581
>The Greens did this
This is the future we can expect, if the greens ever manage to get into power
>>56471312
>to the internet station,
dis joke is good
>>56474108
I don't think that's correct. As far as I know, no Tasmanians with Telstra are having any problems including myself. It's only those with companies like iinet that are having slow speeds.
>>56471230
How come your attitude is upside down
>>56472641
Considering how much he's importing, his internet is absolutely blazing.
