>you're country
>how is the job search going?
Canada
NOT good
America
Wal-Mart is always hiring :DDDDD
Canada there are no jobs. With all the ppl getting laid off theres gunna be a loy of competition for even the shit jobs.
>>56467461
>Canada lost 1900 jobs in Feburary
>government increases the immigration intake by 50k
Shit makes no goddamn sense
I have a job. In Chr. Hansen no less
>>56467691
>>56466954
add age
>>56466954
>pic is literally from Spain
I work for some Americans tho
>mfw all these years of playing WoW in English servers finally paid off
hola como les va?
>>56466954
saw some older people on the verge of tears and others shaking like they had PTSD cause they got laid off today
I hate my job but I'm afraid to try to get a new one.
>>56467962
What do you do? My uncle owns a business in Spain, near Marbella
>>56467691
More rats in the rat race is good for the rat racer
>>56468069
QA/translation stuff from home
pretty comfy
also studying how computars work
tell ur uncle to hook me up with a job yo
Literally impossible to be unemployed in Northern Kentucky unless you're lazy as fuck.
>>56468120
He works something with shipping. I'm like 99% sure it's not legal.
>>56467691
go on welfare and work for bitcoins online in secret
the eligibility waiting list is over a month and climbing
unless you're a favoured sand nigger, then it's immediate
>>56468044
Are you in Alberta? My job just eliminated all overtime and if they start another round of layoffs I'm fucked because I'm at the bottom of the totem pole. Without overtime I'm basically poverty tier now
>tfw engineering student in the US
>6 figure job lined up before even graduating
>>56466954
I got shitty job that I'd like to drop, but I'm too lazy to look for anything new, and I'm terrified of job interviews.
>tfw doing a 13 hour night shift RIGHT NOW
Please kill me.
>>56468175
tell him I vote Trump then :))
but yea Marbella is known as a luxury zone, prolly a lot of shady stuff going on there
>>56468194
Yes, but luckily I don't work for an oil company. I don't think my job can be eliminated due to contract requirements. Even if a few things changed they're trying to get me into other areas of the company so my roles would just tweak if that were the case. Our other departments have suffered though and I've been on oil company floors doing inspections on days they were having hundreds of people laid off. People were afraid of me. I've probably seen about 30% of the smaller companies just disappear and I'm constantly hearing small talk that sometimes involves people saying good bye to each other since they think they're next on the chopping block.
Do you have any back up plans? I'd immediately look into E.I. I think you can apply for it in advanced so if you think the storm is coming it might be good to get on a list sooner rather than later if worse comes to worse.
>>56468194
>>56468044
>>56468179
Holy sheet Canada, what are you waiting to kill fucking Trudeau.
United crusade against SJW socialism when?
>>56468244
job interviews are terrible
I was thinking about moving to Canada. I thought they were struggling to fill jobs there
>got another message on linkedin from someone asking if I was interested in a job
>delete it and keep enjoying my tendies
>>56468393
Don't worry! Over the next year he'll add 30 billion onto the deficit to "build up the economy" and I think 60 billion in the years after.
In all seriousness his election has caused a lot of tension in East vs. west Canada since all the money they waste will just be on the Liberal riding in the east. Things are going to steadily get worse since we have no economic back up plans and provinces like Alberta are helpless until oil goes back up.
>>56468420
>at interview
>"don't worry, I won't ask you any tricky or difficult technical questions"
>"... i just have some riddles for you"
>>56468516
>In all seriousness his election has caused a lot of tension in East vs. west Canada
I live in Toronto and I hate this guy's guts. But the people around me are so fucking retarded.
>>56468439
Only in Alberta during the oil boom, that has passed now
>>56468537
I got asked the retarded 12 balls, 1 is heavier, can only use scale 3 times question for a fucking fast food restaurant
>>56468537
one HR lady asked me 4 times "what my 5 year goal was"
she kept forgetting the answers and would call me weeks later to re-do my application because she kept losing her notes
and in the in-person interview she only asked the top ten interview questions and it was apparent she never even read my resume. Interviews are some of the most dehumanizing things I've experienced in life.
>>56468583
I support the Calgary Flames so it would have been to move there
>>56468516
>tfw my uncle lives close to Ottawa
Thank god hes well off
>>56468610
yeah, now i know to just learn all those typical interview riddles beforehand, since they always ask the same riddles, and they always have this cheeky smug smile while doing so
>>56468537
I'd take shitload of difficult technical questions over one behavioral.
>>56468660
>I support the Calgary Flames
>>56468576
I've just given up honestly. Ontario is a special brand of retarded though, what with constantly re-electing liberals on the provincial level that they clearly hate.
>>56466954
America
I'm employed and make a great salary
If i continue looking i'm sure i can land another gig making 20-30k more which would bring me up to 75-85 salaried.
>#Blessed
>Stress
In my area there is tons of opportunists especially in the IT sector
>>56468721
I wanted to pick a NHL team and I felt drawn to the Flames
>>56468660
They're a shitty hockey team for the most part but it was fun seeing drunk people waving the Flames flag a year ago when the team did well.
Most Canadian hockey teams do poorly since we loose everyone to the American teams. Kind of depressing, honestly.
>>56466954
>been looking for a good paying job for over a month
>give up and apply at my local movie theater for minimum wage
>get hired a week later
It's actually not too bad even if I'm only making minimum wage plus I get free movie tickets and popcorn.
I'VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR 4 MONTHS
MORE THAN 200 CURRICULUMS
ONLY ONE FUCKING INTERVIEW AND EVERYONE HAD LIKE 10 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE
I'M FUCKING DONE, I'M GONNA GO BEG FOR A JOB IN THE GROCERY STORE
Oracle DBA, BA in theoretical physics. lol
>>56468791
>go to the unemployment office to register
>phonecalls and joboffers the next day
>>56468732
I've given up as well. But where else can we turn? America is full of niggas and spics, Europe is full of mudslims, Australia is full of spiders....
I mean it's not even a question of we have nowhere to turn to, it's a question of "are we actually the relatively best off out of anyone?"
>>56468766
I just wish I didn't pick a team on the west coast. Staying up to 3am for a game then going to work isnt always worth it especially when they are this bad
>>56468791
i refuse to believe one would send over 200 cvs and get only a single reply, unless he grossly overestimates his qualifications in relation to applied positions
>>56468891
Shoulda picked the habs desu even if they suck at least they're a piece of hockey history.
1. America
2. Not searching, currently a line cook at a nice restaurant (pic related)
>>56468671
A commercial cleaning company. Even empty floors need to be dusted but a skyscraper that once had 130 curry cleaners now might have 70 due to reduced work. So many floors are empty or only 1/3 full and some tenants are trying to escape contracts completely and abandon empty floors. The other departments like admin, safety and IT are hanging on fine and these industries sort of desperately hang onto anyone who can speak English and work a printer without crying. The pay is shit and there's really no future job opportunities but it's better than being unemployed.
nepotism ftw lads
my dad managed to find me a job in construction, it's not the dream job but a job is a job and I'll do it even though it's pretty hard work
I am searching for more comfy jobs on the side though, maybe leave the construction industry
>>56468938
Too late now
The flames are my team now and couldnt support anyone else
well apart from my EIHL team
>>56468897
i'm applying to fucking telemarketing
it's getting fucking ridiculous do you think the brazilian self hate thread are a meme? this shithole is getting worse than africa
>we hoped you would have found a job this winter to make you wait until May anon
>can you please call the 'employer' that hired you back in November so he can make you work a bit?
>>56468877
You could just do what my province did and piss into the wind. We're a majority NDP now and it's fucking Alberta with a secondary small time rural party. I think the Cons will re-take the thrown next election but sometimes you need to do something unreasonable to fuck with the establishment to keep them on their toes. Giving them free reign forever never ends well.
>>56469001
C'est la vie.
i have a job, I make 70k
but I'm worth 90k
normie problems yoo
>>56469006
I kind of want to get into the government or work for the city doing something like 911 or 311 but I've heard the interview process is pretty stupid.
What do you do if you don't mind me asking?
>>56469016
it'll be okay buddy
well kind of
Meme-tier economy
>>56469154
You got an Amurican version of that image?
>>56466954
I'm going to need a job by the summer and things are not looking good
Partially because the economy is shit, part b/c I'm too lazy and HATE working
>>56469153
A tiny department of CSIS opened in Calgary I think. They had a job booth at Calgary comic con of all places but they wanted to steal nerds from here and send them to Ontario I think.
>>56469153
>purposedly blowing your cover
>>56469154
be a bud and buy a car made of Canadian lumber that runs on maple syrup
Winland
taxed work looks pretty rare, but cash is fine too ;^)
>>56469184
>>56469328
>this economy
>>56468165
omw
>>56469330
well the one I know of is in a government building but I inspect multiple buildings so I know government offices are tossed around randomly downtown. I'm allowed in some but not others. 3 floors specifically. I think it has to do more with everyone not really wanting to deal with the paperwork shuffle of getting me onto their floors even though I had to get a federal background check done.
>16 years old
>worked for 2 years at metro ($10/hr)
>immediately started working at a Chrysler assembly plant for 1 year ($20/hr)
>a week after i left Chrysler, I started working full time at a trucking/warehousing company for half a year ($13.50/hr)
>work layoff, so i get on unemployment ($525/2wks, its so low because im living with my parents)
not bad t b h, life is easy as fuck
>>56469501
makes you want to grab a gun and go squat in the woods
if the woods had wifi so I could shit post while I shit in a bush I would do it
>44% of people under the age of 25 are unemployed in croatia
JUST
>>56469544
But.
Y-your independent now! No Serbs to put you down.
France
Got an offer today.
>>56469589
we're divided as fuck, only in 91 were croats really united in a single cause
>tfw only work part time some months
>got that job through nepotism
i just want some money familia
>>56469594
take it and steal office supplies
>>56469623
[spoiler]Can you get me a job as well?[/spoiler]
i'm so fuck depressed
I can't even buy books or a decent earphone
I bought one for 7 reais (which is like 2 dollars) and it already broke, it didn't even last 12 hours
>>56469637
It would be in a lab.
I just want a job so I know I can settle somewhere for at least a year without needing to move out.
>>56469649
mate, the months i do work, i work for less then 400 euros a month
>>56469656
headphones are a crapshoot
cheap or expensive, they either last you a while or break quickly. really cheap chinese ear buds here tend to electrocute you.
>>56469656
also my mouse is so tiny that it is giving me tendonitis
>>56466954
>>you're country
Argentina
>>how is the job search going?
As a software developer I get job offers every week... but I have a job already.
>>56469707
I wish I had money to buy a samsung one, they tend to last at least 3 months, but they are like 25 dollars
I just can't
>>56469777
maybe you can find one on sale or gamble on a pawn shop? I don't know how it works over there, just that electronic anything prices are insane.
>>56469701
But you have good weather and pretty girls.
>>56469895
enjoy sunshine brothers
>>56469848
The only way to get it for a cheaper price is to go to the center of my city where they sell contraband from Paraguay, since it doesn't get taxed is waaaaay cheaper
>>56469981
why not do that? is it risky or just a pain in the ass to get there?
>>56466954
What province are you from bro?
Things are pretty bad out west, but if you're not picky you can find a job, mostly low paying but what can you do...
I used to work in the patch, now I make only a quarter of what I used to make working as a mechanic in a shop... but it's sure a lot better than sitting on my ass on welfare.
>>56470011
just a pain in the ass and I don't really have money to get there unless my mom lend my her free pass
>>56470043
Glad you found something at least.
Spain
;_;
>>56466954
>unironically wanting to be a wagecuck
I'm in the Air Force so I guess it's OK
>>56471174
>being a military welfare cuck
>>56471192
Hey man it's pretty comfy, good benefits and all that, get to travel the world and all I do is help load planes
>>56471156
you know, I've tried most things..
living on student loan/aid, working and unemployment welfare
without a doubt the best thing is to have a job
>>56466954
I got a job a few weeks ago. Not exactly what I was looking for but its money
>>56466954
That's always bad for the incompetent useless person with bad personality.
>hate my job
>too scared to quit it because I have 0 qualifications
hopefully only two more years and I will be out
>you're country
Cunt related
>how is the job search going?
There may be some problems in Australia, mainly relating to absurd levels of over-regulation, but jobs are a dime a dozen. It never takes me more than a week or two to find a new job.
Got a job interview last week. First one I've ever gotten in my entire life actually so I'm at least glad for that.
They said they'll call me back to see how I went when applications close so fingers crossed it works out
>not studying for a field with a 100% guarantee on a job
baka desu senpai
>>56471174
I thought about joining up but I've heard serving while a Liberal government in play isn't great. Considering they kicked out soldiers from their barracks with the intent to store muslim migrants there instead I believe it. At least they only blew 6 million on renovating the buildings to be nicer for our guests while deciding to pay for hotels for the sand nigs instead.
>>56471858
>nip banter
Canada (New Brunswick)
Pretty great, I have two potential employers and the second one was determined that he'd pay me more than the first employer if I went with him instead.
This is only from having a CCNA R+S and CompTIA A+ and Linux+. Have tons of references and relatable work experience though, and most importantly, I'm not a retard at the interview table.
>>56471156
>Thinking everyone lives in a meme country where they pay people to not work
Enjoy the impending collapse of your country I guess
>>56468393
>Holy sheet Canada, what are you waiting to kill fucking Trudeau.
because the oil crash isn't his fault
>>56474940
the imminent cucking is though
>>56466954
Just got a full time job at un upscale Burger restaurant, pays $19 an hour
>>56474654
>last week
If you haven't heard by now you didn't make it anon
Applied for an internship position at KPMG, probably won't get even called for an interview because I have a shitty CV
>>56468749
>Anon wants to connect with you on linkedin
Good actually. Got a security job at my local hospital lined up.
Should be working there by sometime this summer
>tfw when trying to get your first job but even the lowest of the lowest requires at least 6month experience
i got a job afterward.. using contacts. shit, everything is done with contacts nowadays
Job market is pretty good here
200k open jobs right now, 300k people unemployed(200k gypsies from them, they never work)
So you can job first day of your searching
Problem is that wages are too low...cca 1k€ average and only slow rise every year(4%)
We are mexico of Europe :((((
It looks like a toss-up between elder care and an entry-level metal fabricator job. I could live off of either, but....
God I miss the road. I rode the rails for a short time and I just can't stop thinking about it.
I was so alive and I didn't even realize.
It was just awful and beautiful at the same time.
Pic related, my dawg gingy on an IM in the SoCal mountains, bound for LA.
>>56475251
what's it like living in the Czech Rep.? What are the average living conditions like?
Found remotly job, not sure if I'm able to make it. Yet feels lonely and depressing to stay alone at home all day long.
>>56475306
didn't know so many qualifications were needed for jobs in the designated shitting sector. Or are you looking for employment scouring rubbish out of landfills instead?
>>56475328
Depends...our living standards are lower than in Austria for example but we have no muslims and emigrants(5% of population) are good(mostly slovaks, ukranians and vietnamese) so its safe here. Beer is good, you can eat in restaurant almost every day thanks to food vouchers(benefit) and drugs are decriminilazed.
I make about 1.1k€/month
300€-rent in nice appartment in centrum of Prague
20€-monthly pass for trams, metro etc...public transport is very good here so no need of car
20€-uimited mobile plan and good internet at home
150€-food, very cheap with food vouchers(basicly 50% sale on food in supermarkets, restaurants etc)
Rest for partying(beer is €) and clothes
Only problem is that things like gadgets, electronics etc. cost the same like in Western Europe so uts expensive for us
>>56475566
Doesn't sound half bad, wages are pretty shit over here too so it wouldn't be too different. I've heard Czech grills are top tier as well, is this true?
>>56475681
No idea
But my gf is pretty much top tier:))
My boss half joked about me having a permanent position because of my SQL skills.
I sure lucked out at getting a summer job in an office.
>>56475042
B-but applications only closed two days ago and she said she'd still be doing interviews till the 18th ;_;
Ah well, I've still been sending out job applications though
who /too old to have a blank resume/ here?
>>56475566
That's sad... Back in Ukraine I was getting something like 2500€ p/m base after tax (but it was relatively good software dev job)
>>56478441
Wow this is a lot.
I know Ukranians, who live for 100 Euro a month and they consider it acceptable.
>>56478487
Software outsorting is big business in Ukraine. Almost no taxes for contract work = shitloads of work from US and EU. Games, banking soft etc. Even Samsung had big R&D centre before war, don't know how it goes now. Recently talk with HR from Kyiv, they ready to pay 5K$ p/m usd after tax to right person...
>>56478644
Shit I done several idiotic mistakes, I really hate phone keyboards
Maybe my dad was right. I shoulda just become a male nurse.
>>56468791
Public service
Go study
>tfw economics student
>landed internship at big wall street multinational investment bank
>tfw will graduate with finance market experience
Im pretty good
>>56478237
how old is too old? I'm 20 with only 2 years spent working at some shitty retail spot
>>56468791
Holy shit, what's wrong with your CV?
I stayed unemployed for 1 year, but that was because I was too depressed to go drop curricula around. But once I got my shit together I got a job in less than 1 month.
>>56466954
>you have to work in his country
desu i would work if there was any work
>>56474993
Nice pepe. Saved.
>spent fucking months sending out cover letters for unpaid internships
>two interviews
>no internship offer
Finally i got something through a friend. Gotta love them connections
>>56478441
Nice anecdotal evidance
What you want to hear? How amazing are you?
>>56482752
second year and I hav no idea of what I'm doing
>tfw working for 400 euro a month (that's barely above the min. wage)
>tfw that's 300 after taxes
>tfw normal people earn such money in a week
>tfw promised to myself to learn a programming language and break out of poverty
>tfw didn't learn shit since the beginning of the year because undisciplined and lack concentration and just lazy
>tfw probably stuck at this shit job
At least I work ~5 hours instead of 8. My best bet right now is to find second job. Somebody just kill me in my sleep already.
>this kills the thread
1. France
2. Been trying to get an internship for 4 months, looks like I'll finally get one.
Summer job at my folks' farm again, at least I get more money than from telemarketing since food gets paid by them. I didn't even bother applying to anything else since I hate filling online forms that are frustratingly similar yet different enough just so I can't just paste stuff. Plus if I hear anything from them afterwards it takes 4 months and it's always
>unfortunately you weren't the person we were looking for
>>56484530
Mfw. no summer job at finnish farm with sauna and surrounded by lakes
>>56466954
>Spain
you bet
although I'm still in university so I'm not looking for a job and thankfully I have options to get a shitty job as a teacher right after I end so I guess I can survive until this country get its shit together or I find any other country to go
United States. I've been a software consultant for three and a half years, since getting out of college. Pay is good, hours and travel kind of suck. I have to start going to Canada soon and I have to apply for a work permit. I can apply for proof of Canadian citizenship (technically I am a citizen because my father was born in Canada, but that's worthless without proof) to make working across the border easier.
I could also apply for Italian citizenship to work in the EU, but that's a long (1 year+) and painfully expensive ($3,000 USD plus to get all the paperwork certified, collected, and translated by an expert) and I'm not really sure I need it.
Still living on the neetbux
>>56483583
What do you do now bruh? Thats a very Low income for a "Western"-European country
>>56466954
I don't need one, I get disability welfare.
>>56468749
>In my area there is tons of opportunists especially in the IT sector
Wait for the H1B diversity
>>56483583
man even your flag is depressing
>>56466954
Finally got a job thanks to having some connections
I smear shit on agar plates in a microbiology lab for 12 bucks an hour
>apply for one job, well paid, in the city
>have not even graduated yet
>got the job
>35k starting
and that's why you learn a foreign language along with your studies folks
>>56475251
>Problem is that wages are too low...cca 1k€ average and only slow rise every year(4%)
Yeah, why should I ever work for wage that shit? Do they think I am cuck or something.
Leechin' & stealin' till I get good offer, hahahahaha. Hope all those entrepreneurs purchased slaves when Islamic State was still sellin', otherwise they can close soon.
Just starting look for my first job. 22, no skills, no experience, no qualifications of value, can't drive. Nothing done in the massive gap between leaving school and now. How fucked am I?
>>56466954
God damn it, i was planning to move in.
>Russia
Really really bad.
I have one, though.
>>56486881
I sweep streets.
>>56487263
Thanks.
after I finish uni I'm probably going to just teach English in Japan, it's unlikely I'll get a job in IT in Ontario with the amount of Indians there are and besides Japan seems chill
bad, so i will go to uk in 2 months
>>56491312
fuck off
>>56469400
I find it quite patrician desu, I expected more sandnegro shit like oil and guns
>>56466954
I received the opportunity to work at Canada as a software engineer. Jelly?
>>56487925
I don't know, I've only got my summer jobs through nepotism so far.
>>56491251
ESL isn't terrible. There are better paying jobs out there though. It's a good fallback option since the world will always need English teachers. You can probably teach in a ton of countries without a visa too. Think Laos or Myanmar are gonna check you for the right visas? F no. The world is your oyster with ESL senpai. You could even go somewhere more usual like Argentina or Poland. I guess most people just don't wanna do this because moving abroad is daunting for some people and teaching English is kind of gay.
>>56491419
suck my dingy digy dong u lazy britoin xD
I'm bilingual with a Master's degree, so I pretty much had my resume up for a week before I got an interview and hopped jobs.
It's actually kind of scary being 24 and making $85,000.
>>56466954
>dat smiling pepe on the CV
>>56492208
What do you do?
>>56492347
Business consultant.
I was jobless/underemployed/on shitty courses for 2 years after graduating. Now I've had this job 1,5 years that is related to my studies and previous summer jobs, but I'm not sure if I've really learned that much.
If I was kicked out tomorrow and I had to find a new job I have no idea how that would work out. I'm just an autist who manages to do some tasks in this particular workplace but it's not like I can do things from ground up etc
>>56466954
Bongistannia
Just got kicked from welfare, and only have one valuable left to sell before i'm shit out of luck for food money.
>>56492182
I'd love to live all around the world, the idea of living in one space for the next 60 odd years sounds awful. I know the pay isn't great but I don't want much material possessions considering I can't take them in my travels. A secure job that I can do around the world is more interesting to me than a high paying one
it's so surprising how so few people like to travel though. People around me only travel south for warm beaches in the winter and that's it. Booooring
>"experience good"
>"attitude good"
>"ability to do the job good"
"we don't think you're the right """fit""" for this company"
You will regret this, normies.
>>56466954
I have a job m8
I unload trucks
>>56468439
lol come back 3 years ago
>>56468516
with luck he will destroy the Liberal party
though I'm REALLY worried he will go through with election reform without a referendum and fuck us forever
>>56492420
Get me in nigga. I want an internship senpai.
>>56492511
Lots of people will say "travel" is one of their hobbies but few actually do it. Cold feet, too expensive, whatever. They don't want to make a lifestyle out of it I guess. It's more like a break from reality, instead of replacing reality itself.
>>56474940
the lack of initiative on his part to do anything at all IS his fault though
only Big Kev can save us
>>56492809
I think a large factor is family, whether it's that they don't want to leave them behind or it's too hard to take family with them
>study engineering in the best university in the country
>half of my friends have a job waiting for them
>4 of them are richfags that will inherit their parent's construction business.
>my father exhorts me to change my major to telecom in order for him to put me in a good position and earn dollars by the time I graduate (he's the regional head of the engineering department at AT&T)
Holy shit, and people say life's hard in Mexico, the only thing you have to do is:
1. Not being and awkward idiot and be friends with rich fags.
That's it, corruption and family/friend ties is the thing that keeps this country running.
>>56493327
>Holy shit, and people say life's hard in Mexico, the only thing you have to do is:
>1. Not being and awkward idiot and be friends with rich fags.
i always love these posts from south americans
>hurr, my country is not bad.... as long as you have money!!
>>56466954
>>how is the job search going?
I gave up
>>56493418
they are so Latin
Was offered a job at the vet but cannot stand the idea of being near dying cats and dogs or participating in euthanizing them
>>56493515
suck it up
I worked for a year in a slaughterhouse killing goats
>>56493418
I know I was just being sarcastic, but corruption is a thing down here, even in the most well established enterprises a job is by no means earned by your curriculum, 90% of the selection process is influenced by your confidence, appearance and family ties, maybe some bribing involved from time to time.
>>56484933
Exactly the same, hermano.
Although I could have a offer in Germany if everything goes ok.
>>56493515
You get desentized over the time. Telemarketing on the other hand is something I'm 100% sure you can't do in long term unless you have no soul, it's literally legal way of scamming old people their money and harassing people during working hours with shit wage.
>even in the most well established enterprises a job is by no means earned by your curriculum
While completely incompetent people don't get positions here, personal connections play a large part in basically every single country in the world when it comes employment.
South Korea
