ITT: UK inventions
>>56461234
LAS
>>56461234
Black Sails is a breddy good TV show
>>56461234
toca de aca pirata
>>56461034
>>56461318
Invented running. RUN!
>>56461034
What didn't UK invent?
>>56461610
The trash
Helicopter
Photography
Cinema
A lot tb'h
This thing is perhaps the best, imagine all the people this has saved.
>>56461981
Pic related is more important sorry
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_British_innovations_and_discoveries
Sorry about the last one.
>>56462096
How about Penicillin?
Also, the computer.
That's like 30% of everything m8.
>>56462096
Not really, m8. It just tells you something's wrong, it doesn't cure anyone.
Police officers without firearms
We invented the all the best countries.
>>56462366
>doesn't cure anyone.
So is the syringe
Pic related : first photography ever made, in France of course
>>56462454
looks shit lol
>>56462158
>Bank of England devised by William Paterson
Holy shit, you're telling me the bank of England... Was made in England!?
>>56462389
>Not battering the plebs with your fists
That's 90% of the fun...
First engined car, a french one obviously
>>56462389
They have a shit load of firearms. They just don't carry them around when on regular patrol.
>>56462530
thats really convinient
>British "engineering"
France invented surrender.
>>56462228
>implying Englishmen invented :
>English language
>America
>>56462622
wtf, I hate UK now
>>56462565
It's more convenient that we don't get murdered by the people who are supposed to protect us.
>>56462602
They had a niche in that you needed a lower level of driver's licence to drive one.
>>56462513
The Bank of France is on that list too
First helicopter wish actually flew :
French one
>>56461795
the only reason they didn't invent some things is because some of their descendents left the country (USA, Australia etc) and then invented those things in those new countries.
>>56462633
Well... that was retarded.
>>56462683
So in order to not be murdered by police you have to take away their weapons? Thats a very nice country you have
>>56462602
nothing makes me prouder
>>56462744
As a totally unbiased beneficiary of British colonialism, I'll second this.
Tire
>>56462565
In Poland:
>mentally ill man with a knife shot dead, also kills two officers
In the UK:
>mentally ill man with a knife apprehended by police succesfully
>>56461034
>land of some of the greatest inventions
>can't mix cool and warm mater
Wew.
>>56462855
It's hard to get killed when you have a long range weapons.
All cops and civilians should be armed.
what is it about celtic/anglo/saxon genes being mixed together bros?
why are they just so goat?
>>56462855
exept that never happened here
last such event was one year ago when a football fan was shot by a rubber bullet in the throat on a stadium by mistake and he died
>>56462749
Oh, well, I think we can say this post was a British invention
Industrialisation. Ergo, the modern world.
>>56462940
Any % of viking is fated for success. Ask Russia.
>>56463130
>sweden
>norway
>denmark
implying
>>56462513
Made in England by a damn Scot.
>>56461282
MALDIVAS
>>56461429
>Brits fleeing because your flag looks like toothpaste
kek
They created probably the ugliest housing estate architecture you could possibly create.
>>56462744
Wew
Dumbfuck, one thing australia/nz invented ?
>>56463250
Scotland is connected to england and further more they both together form a single island. If this is not proof of genetic combination, i don't know what is.
>>56463274
SON
>>56463332
wifi. in other words youd not have made the post assuming you're not connected to your dsl with a modem.
BTFO, case closed, now stfu.
also, scramjets.
>>56463332
pavlova
>>56463381
>modem
i mean cable
>>56461981
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francis_Rynd
>>56462565
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAedmsJ-Fb0
Polish system so much better.
>>56463332
Australia invented wifi
We invented the electric fence, disposable syringes, the jetboat, tranquilizer guns and split the atom.
>>56463381
No and no, sorry mate.
>>56463363
CHILENAS
The electric light bulb. (Joseph Swan)
>>56461034
Running and heated water? Didn't know that but I'm not surprised desu
>>56462612
Not really.
>>56463332
You go back to whatever you crawled from under.
>>56463708
>crawled from under
probably another boat setting up a detonator
FRENCH GET OUT REEEEEEEEE
>>56463741
Hah pretty much.
>>56463741
FUCKING HIPPIES
I WILL SINK YOUR BELOVED BOAT AND BURN YOUR KIWIS
>>56463331
What's wrong with that? Looks alright to me, lad.
>>56462851
I'll bite. Fuck you, it's a tyre
>>56463708
Russians did sceamjets,
Wifi is a fucking norm, born in australia entirely ?
My ass, sauce please
>>56463741
Still mad I guess, french sink a homo boat and you spit on me you fucking ungrateful kiwi ?
>>56463459
No trigger discipline
Both cops unfit
On the upside its a nice street.
Music
>>56463907
Y u so serious
>>56463858
>>56463907
FRENCH ARE TERRORIST
PAY REPARATIONS NOW
>>56463982
DO YOU ACCEPT EURO ?
>>56463982
>pay reparation now
You want a nuke instead ?
Having 2 taps is better if you have phimosis.
I like to hold my dick under the taps and stretch my foreskin in each direction so one side touches the cold tap and one side touches the hot tap. Then I turn them on so one side of my foreskin gets burnt and one stays cold, it causes a nice looseing effect.
>>56463908
>No trigger discipline
What do you mean?
>>56462416
>south africa
>>56463363
CHINAS
>>56462749
Best post I have seen in my life.
Do I have to pay for it?
>>56463535
what?
>>56463332
>Hearing Aids
>>The ability to fix a human sense
>>>Brittish Prison Island could become the
first nation to fix a human sense in under 200 years.
name one thing france invented except letting in millions of muslims and eating frogs
>>56461034
The best UK invetion is John Cleese. And Triumph. Moto, not bra. And maybe fish wrapped in newspaper. Cool.
