Americans, why do people in hollywood movies always use pic related when they masturbate? Can't they just do it regulary?
>>56455739
Stop making fun of my penis! It is probably bigger than yours!
pfahahaha, mutilated dicks need lube xDDD lmao at tiny mutilated american penises xDDDDD!!!!11eleven
>>56455805
Not making fun of anyones penis, just genuinely curious
>>56455739
that pic is for ants
>>56455739
It's so they can joke about masturbation without saying it
>>56455739
I don't understand this shit. I'm cut and I've never had trouble jacking off dry. I might not be a fucking anteater soft but I have enough slack to get it up and around the head perfectly fine
I think masturbating is more uncomfortable without a foreskin
Americans masturbate by rubbing their desensitized glans directly
>>56457057
This bwana
>europeans falling for hollywood memes
Nigger tier
>americuts
>>56457072
Jews cut themselves to short
Its the implication of jacking off. You don't need lube when you're cut
>>56457104
>>56457113
>>56457172
I can see how the penis wouldn't work so good with a little less skin. I feel like I dodged a bullet. Or like I almost dodged a bullet but it grazed the tip of my penis.
>lotion
>not baby oil
get good
>>56457293
>I almost dodged a bullet but it grazed the tip of my penis.
keknlel
>not only cutfag, but have a small section of my glans missing and no frenulum whatsoever because dr. shekelberg fucked up even more
>told my parents "these things happen"
Yeah I'm fucking mad. I hope foregen.org gets it's shit together.
>>56457847
>it's
come on now
>>56457847
>no frenulum
I am so, so sorry
you didn't at least get a lifelong annuity for malpractice?
>>56457969
Of course not. Why should I get a penny when 100 children in the US die from this every year? Foreskin harvesting is a $2 billion/ year industry protected by lobbyists and large biomedical companie who buy the stuff for $300/ml so they can make skin grafts and high end face creams. A couple of years ago a child in San Francisco died when the "procedure" was messed up. He was a hemophiliac and literally bled out through his penis. The doctor responsible received zero discipline and the medical record read "died of hemophilia."
This is why I hate my country. We claim to care about our children and use them to justify so many causes, yet we can't even prevent this. On top of that I was born into a Jewish family, so I hate my heritage even more for perpetuating this.
>>56458254
In a proper circumcision, a rabbi is supposed to be on-site to stop the bleeding with his mouth in that kind of situation
that child died because the jewish customs were not followed closely enough
I WANT THE JEWS TO LEAVE MY COUNTRY
I DIDN'T CHOOSE TO BE MUTILATED. FUCK YOU GUYS
>>56457969
>frenulum
never got the big fuzz about that though
it just causes worry for me, knowing that it might snap and that my benis is veiny as fuck with a big vein going just near it
>mfw not cucked by the kikes
>>56458488
XDDDd
>>56458374
>a rabbi is supposed to be on-site to stop the bleeding with his mouth in that kind of situation
that shit is fucking disgusting
I once tried to do it with lotion but it got in my pee pee hole and started to burn real bad
I think I need to look for American masturbation-safe lotion.
>There are americans right now on this board who unironically think circumcision is ok
