Are you ready for the yearly european tolerance festival?
Semi-finals are right around the corner now and most of the songs are lined up for the most tolerant festival ever to be set in Stockholm.
As expected the Swedish singer is a respectable new countryman.
We are sending a pooinloo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_C_6-e9w5w
>>56452849
we're sending some disgusting tel-avivian make-up wearing homo with a soppy song that doesn't rhyme properly.
total capitulation ahead. last year was our best showing in years and then they follow it up with this fucking shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpWKfcjXcp0
>tfw we will never be golden boys again
>>56452849
keep your yuropoor cancer out of my /int/
>>>/tv/
Yes, yes, yes! I love it! Ruslana and Marija Serifovic?
>>56453173
shut the fuck up LaMarcus you amerinigger. eurovision is a pivotal part of european culture
>>56453117
>Wanting to win Eurovision
Why the fuck did you nordic cunts give us 12 points last year? We don't want to host this piece of shit festival.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pdw27j_usP0
Turkey is also cool because of this maNga thingy.
>>56452849
I wanted these two - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOL5mT9I5AI
But these two benders got the majority vote - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qqp-Crgdm-Y
>>56453235
Ohhh, it will be fun, man! Cheer up!
is romania vampire techno opera singer again?
Finland will win
>>56453117
Where in Europe is Israel?
>>56453235
I'm looking forward to seeing Mans 'a dead nigger makes my penis bigger' Zelmerlow again desu senpai
>>56453117
Is this the Israeli Sam Smith?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nJcmLMb5to
Loreen is trash.
>>56453406
He's a Jew so he's not racist
>>56453373
all of it
>>56453476
pls don't destroy the white race. they're qt
>>56453476
Just the parliaments.
>>56453533
let us win the eurovision again then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fv83u7-mNWQ
>tfw we will never feel this feel again
IN BIRMINGHAM
WE WON IT 3 TIMES
>>56453645
I'm not european, so there's nothing I can do about that.
We're overdue a win. pls vote for us, everyone. Love ya lots.
I think we can all agree this was the best Eurovision entry ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAh9NRGNhUU
thank you Finland
>>56453245
>>56453859
YEAAAHHH! I loveeeeee this one!
WHAT ABOUT THE LITTLE GUYS? RALF? THAT GEORGIAN GIRL?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yr07WBOZYeg
>>56453859
Thank you Finrand!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybbNQnSPseA
This got 22 points and was the last one 25th. Why?
>>56453233
>Europe = anywhere that isn't the US
w-we're not jealous or anything you sneaky merchant
>>56453859
Jew pls, we all know the current recordholder was the best ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiH4BFTELME
>>56452849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sjup9PJ25LM
It's what we're sending this year. Iz shit.
Besides I swear that melody is ripped-off from somewhere, but for the life of me, I can't remember where from.
>>56453859
No.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHAY_OVN_gY
I'm indifferent. But he has a nice voice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1vCG64pBZU
>p-pls vote
>>56454078
Not his best song... I like 'Europe's Skies' better.
>>56454160
generic_house_song.mp3
>>56454046
because it's shit
>>56454078
gay
>>56454092
shit
another honourable mention
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHLqfkU_0xA
thank you latvia
We're sending an israeli so our chances are high
>>56454251
Well what can you do ? Now everybody likes house more than rock.
Also Aminata wrote this song, so they are hoping that this is going to be the winning year.
Nobody gave me a (you)
I'm sadu.
I think we'll actually do well this year. First time that I like our song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGQlYSC9NGk
Also, Bosnia has a homosexual, some Arab-looking people with Islamic names and a rapper with an Islamic-looking beard. That's all kinds of Muslims and SJWs voting for Bosnia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFmLfeMzgrc
>>56454371
I didn't say it's a bad thing. Aminata wad the most patrician shit in ESC 2015 and I'll probably vote for you lads again - both because you have a good song and because we wuz bros and shiet.
Marija Šerifović - Molitva
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSueQN1QvV4
Let's be honest here, this one is the absolute best, hands down.
>>56454377
Here you go buddy
Nice double digits
>>56454377
(você)
throwback to the most famous eurovision performance in history
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FsVeMz1F5c
I'm not gonna lie, it's a bit gay but I fucking love this song
>>56454312
>thank you latvia
you're welcome, i guess
>>56454466
If I remember correctly you were the ones that didn't vote for Sweden or Russia.
With that move you got mad respect from us and I hope that we have learned a valuable lesson from you.
That said and done
>bring back our tractors.
>>56454617
>generic balkan ballad won
>it ruined Eurovision forever with jury bullshit
>not that many zany performances now happen in yurovision
>>56452849
I hope we wont have any fucking vote in jew-visión. Our song is a fucking shameful ultra-proggresive shit, not sang in spainsh, and shitty videoclip not recorded in Spain.
https://www.google.es/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://www.rtve.es/alacarta/videos/eurovision-2016/eurovision-2016-videoclip-say-yay-barei/3516087/&ved=0ahUKEwjy_-Dn-sXLAhWLVhoKHbl8A3sQyCkIHTAA&usg=AFQjCNEWaYV8B5gdejiTjnm_2eotvmDBkg&sig2=JcS-URqeQuRZbP1E6b-FkA
This shit doesnt represent us.
>>56454702
Sorry bro, I have to pay my telephone charges somehow.
>>56454633
>>56454688
Thx. Now listen to Molitva plox.
>>56454770
Is literally "NWO, the song".
Spain YAY!
Please dont vote for this shit.
>>56454740
Really? Elaborate.
>>56453645
Hopw are things going in Lodge, Ephraim? :^)
>>56454831
You should import some brown reggaeton shit from Chile or something so that you could at least have a memorable performance.
>>56454877
Chiquilicuatre was memorable enough imo
>>56452849
I hoped we will send more big titted sluts like last year to upset the Swedes, but unfortunately we're sending some tranny faggot. Shame.
>>56454889
Like France did with this guy?
>>56455002
didn't work out so well for us
>>56454954
EL ROBOCOP
>>56454954
w-wrong address, senpai?
Also Chiquilicuatre was shit, imo.
>>56454845
Since Eurovision has fed up with block-voting bullshit (like balkan countries winning) they decided to split each countries votes: 50% is from people voting via phones and stuff and another 50% is from jury made up by serious musicians and shit (super-small countries like San Marino may be 100% jury). Therefore many "unique" performances which people loved may be cockblocked by serious musician juries who mostly like generic marketable pop and ballads.
do people in your countries actually whatch this?
>>56453060
>that video
Carbon copy of that Laleh song
>>56455125
it's fading out, but it's still the best /int/ event of the year
>>56455125
>not post-ironically enjoying Eurovision
Come on, /int/ during Eurovision is amazing.
This guy is pure fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfjHJneVonE
>>56455103
>Since Eurovision has fed up with block-voting bullshit (like balkan countries winning)
I'm not sure what that means. Do you like Marija's performance or what?
>>56455156
I actually remember Eurovision threads on /sp/.
They put /int/ posters to shame.
>>56455188
It's meh. Run of the mill balkan ballad.
srbe na vrbe твн
>>56455093
Yeah, my bad.
I say memorable but in a wrong way, something that gets stuck just because it's so bad, just like that duck in a shopping cart Ireland (?) sent a few years ago.
Still the election of Chiquilicuatre was hilarious.
>>56455236
yeah but the /sp/ we knew and loved is dead. the moderation ripped the culture out of the board and it never came back.
RIP
>>56455313
>srbe na vrbe твн
I like the Serbs t.bh family.
>>56455316
Fair enaugh, I see your point.
>>56452849
serious question, why does Australia get an invite but no other former colony does, are they the only ones who just asked?
>>56455570
because of the bants
no one wants you yanks in, the last thing we need is more nigger beats
>>56455570
they are the biggest followers of the eurovision outside europe (inb4 >israel >europe joke)
>>56455313
Another butthurt litvan, my only regret in life is that you haven't killed yourself.
>>56455570
We don't accept America because you will just send Biebs or Tay tay and the playing field will be unbalanced.
We always send unpopular artist so they get a chance to become famous.
>>56455784
UK, Sweden, Spain and France have some pretty big names yet they don't send those because they simply are too big to do petty things like fucking Eurovision.
But even with no-name singers USA could win pretty often.
>>56455772
salty diaspora is salty :^)
I think yugoslavia will win this year
>>56456204
which one? :^)
Why do we even have these anymore? Just give us the price and we'll throw it in the pile. Don't humiliate yourselves by going up against the #1 nation in catchy earrape.
>>56456237
yugoslavia.
>>56455171
>Come on, /int/ during Eurovision is amazing.
The threads move too fast for me. I'm getting old my eyes can't keep up.
>>56453311
>girls are sexy
>guys look like chumps
ISLAND SLAVS
Who will be the meme guest this time? We already did Australia and these guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w-2K9U8UIs
>>56456581
They're obviously going for the One Direction crowd by the sounds of them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxopViU98Xo
Best performance coming through
>>56456696
this was my favorite Israeli entry desu, it was catchy and felt very Israeli.
>>56453859
My personal favorite and the only eurovision song that I have on my playlist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qh7hiaq0aWU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBmkNzFZUW4
GOAT WINNER! Thank you SPAIN!
>>56456820
is it because it was abould gold, schlomo? :^)
>>56456820
You made us chant "I'm a golden goy" and I hate it
Is anyone singing in their native language this year?
This is terrible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GTdelXRlA4
our song sucks this year desu, maybe top 10 finish
>>56457021
Bosniaks, FYROMites and that's pretty much it.
All others are either english or are part english, part native.
Fun fact: Austrians will sing french this year honhonhon
>>56457126
>tfw we will never ever have gay romanian vampires again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OV3xp5ZXSYA
>>56456276
>>56456237
ex-yugo don't like each other but in Eurovision they vote each other like crazy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7hRZS-nLhY
We are sending a homosexual this year, so no one thinks we are intolerant.
>>56457247
Wow I remembered that a whole lot differently then before I posted it. I didn't even remember him singing in english.
>>56456738
Dunno why we just don't send One Direction. Just imagine those millions of votes from European teenage girls.
>>56452849
>Eurovision Political Correctness Contest
When I saw Conchita Wurst for the first time I swore that I'll never watch this disgusting SJW shitfest again. I bet there'll be refugees welcome signs all over the place and at least 50% of the candidates will be shitskins and homos.
>>56457661
oh lighten up dipshit
>>56456834
>not even in spanish
I'm sorry Blas de Lezo, we lost against the perfidious albion
>>56457897
Because English = winning.
>>56458248
>Sing in English
>Win
>Sing in Swedish
>Win anyway
>>56458425
Don't worry, we'll send another Måns 'Punt a Cunt' Zelmerlöw
>>56455125
young people watch it because it's like a trainwreck you can't look away from (many are drinking with friends when watching it), old people watch it because it used to be good
and the faggots watch it because they're faggots
>>56458616
In the UK many people, mainly young people, hold Eurovision parties. All for the cheesy bants and to drink.
>>56458553
Is that a picture of Måns 'Gas the Fags' Zelmerlöw?
>>56457357
Lazarev is not gay(sadly)
>>56452849
Tbqh I'm proud of Latvia for last year, very disappointed they didn't win
Russia was also better than Sweden but we couldn't have Russia winning now could we?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-usdXbeGHi8
You could say the whole thing could... Blow... Up...
he he he he
>>56458703
Måns 'Nuke the Spooks' Zelmerlöw will never work in this industry again, maybe he can get back to being a One Man Klan
>>56458843
Hard to win when you're legitimately bad
>tfw some 90s-styled pop ballad won here
christ what a shit fest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyRu1lzRg3k
>>56453117
>hovi star
>made of stars
brilliant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAiil77xdfE
we are sending the same guy who did that sick spin a couple of years ago
>>56454082
it just sounds like every fucking sloppy ballad from the 90s
>>56459258
>Maximum Slav
>>56453859
> European """""""""""""""art""""""
LOL how do you go from this
>>56459077
I'm absolutely sure the melody is stolen from somewhere but I can't put my finger on where
>>56459468
to this in 8 years?
LOL
>>56459540
Rise of leftism.
>>56458248
Don't you mean American?
>>56459468
>>56459540
Both are pretty humiliating tbqh
Vote for the most Europeon country, which is nonetheless turkey
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rRRfz15f4dE
>>56457102
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fRNIdZe05I
The kid that is representing Sweden is also the kid that sang the Zlatan song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjAnn7VgsMg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNTPaTnoTuY&list=PL_8Ls-dzQCjm1dFZUhoVdu2a5VrQZDILo&index=27
Wtf
Where did you come from Montenegro
>>56452849
>Australia, literally the other side of the planet
>Israel
>Turkey and other Arabic countries
>lapdogs vote for their neighbours or masters
>stupid voting system
>people sing in English
>minorities represent whole countries
NOP€
The contestants are all singing im Arabic this year aren't they?
>>56459804
>>56459765
>>56459671
>>56459651
>>56459446
>>56458895
>>56458939
>>56458846
>>56458553
>>56458332
>>56457102
>>56457025
>>56456917
>>56456696
>>56456275
>>56455142
>>56453235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8D7KNFtTlE&index=36&list=PL_8Ls-dzQCjm1dFZUhoVdu2a5VrQZDILo
WTF STOP WINNING IT'S NOT FAIR
>>56459951
Wouldn't want our new refugees to feel uncomfortable now would we?
Swedens "song" consists of 2 words. I'm glad he won swedish qualifiers since there is absolutely no way he can win this.
>>56460104
Two words?
Allahu akbar?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxS6eKEOdLQ&list=PL_8Ls-dzQCjm1dFZUhoVdu2a5VrQZDILo&index=40
>Soldiers come to your house and say
>"we're not guilty"
Ukraina pls stop bashing Russia, you might as well wait until you are no longer a contestant.
>tfw you have no ex-confederate neighbours to vote for you every year
>>56460126
>Allahu akbar
Yes. Weird that swedes are singing in english.
>>56459939
Would rather Australia than Gercuck desu
Does it cost a lot of money to host Eurovision? If it does I sort of want Greece to win
>>56453117
These some sort of conspiracy to send stupid and gay songs this year. Ours is horrible too. Also since last year IRRC, eurovision openly manipulates voting, which was the only fun part. So this whole "contest" is dead to me btw.
>>56460994
They don't have to host and if they choose not to it goes to the UK or another superpower
>>56461093
Damn it, we're already a superpower. All you nigs better chip in by wasting money on our local business in male prostitution and kebab
>>56460994
>>56461093
>greece hosts it out of spite
>hosts it next to a refugee camp
>show gets allahu akbared
>all the gay people with refugee welcome signs get shanked
>EU falls apart as Greece is cast out, refugee genocide begins
Best Eurovision ever. Vote Greece.
>>56461093
>uk
>superpower
>>56461295
The UK is one of the main financial contributors to the whole show, it's why we get automatic qualification to the final along with France, Germany, Spain and Italy. Sweden doesn't.
>>56461433
We don't need it. You're gonna have to maximum jew if you want to win.
>>56454078
Sounds like penis fucking my ear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEiM6l5meQI
>shortest song in Eurovision history
>first actual retards in Eurovision history
Rest of Europe are you even trying
>>56453344
Rock. #Colectiv and all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iuyJBX6zFs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_C_6-e9w5w
>tfw we're sending a generic pop song again this year
Joke entries are the only thing that make ESC watchable desu. Shame that they're getting rarer
pic rel our contestant
>>56456738
Fucking hell it is too. Top 10 confirmed :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5VvsLEd1TI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=447LKTYDv4Y
Ding dinga dinga donggggggg
>>56453859
not really
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_mTNpyvRwc
>>56462463
70's outfits are where it's at.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykKNC6NjgMc
>>56462220
I don't understand. Is that a man or a woman?
>>56462648
From Poland? Neither. Looks like some manner of canine.
>>56462648
Average Yuri, kek.
>>56460188
We should annually allow Wales, Cornwall and N.Ireland independence so they can vote for us imo
>>56453117
>Eurovision
>Euro
>>56459258
>Donny Montell
Usually you fuckers put -as at the end of every foreigners name. But this dude actually went with a psuedo-Italian-American stage name? Wow.
>>56453350
Didn't Finland sent some Downies last year?
The anti-terrorism department of British police have stated that there's an heightened risk of terrorist attacks in Nordic countries. I hope one of them happens during this thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99nZrYwkeys
We should have won in 2014
>Nobody has posted the best ESC song ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQX6qmLNamM
>>56453476
stop it barbara, you are too much!
>>56455125
Unfortunately.
>>56457790
>>56457661
yeah lighten up goy!
>>56461268
>we're already a superpower
ahahahahahahahhahahahahaa
bdyhhaeahsbdahahahahahahaha
Why the fuck did they let Aus in again? We're not even in Europe lads senpai tbqhwy, and we sent some Korean born cunt too, not even an Aussie
Don't forget to vote for Macedonia to show our support for their army.
No points for germany.
>>56467506
Australians like singing fags in dresses I guess?
>>56459540
We are sending her this year so France can see what white people speaking french would look like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pvhx0z3ZFI
send Azis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjSgQFcpLqo
>>56467717
>singing in french
going for 0 points again, I see
>>56467717
>her
>>56467885
We couldn't afford winning, we have to build entire city blocks for all the afghan rocket scientists and dentists the german students in Austria invited into our country.
.....
Is Canada a country or what?
>>56467906
Is Canada a country or what?
>>56453060
that's nice but we got a gay jew
checkmate
we got this in the pocket
>north americans are not allowed to compete
>>56469162
thank god
>>56454160
If you asked me what Latvia's flag looked like in human form, he would be it, 100%.
>>56468875
Jew-ew-w-ew-ew-ew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsH2KKInYH0
France is my favorite this year.
>>56469309
We would get guaranteed 12 points from Western Europe and Albania.
>>56469162
Please vote for the UK or France they're basically Canada when combined.
>>56453805
>Eurovision
>Israel
I for one look forward to seeing Australia win this years contest. Next year it will be USA.
>Europe invites us again
>>56469527
>Australia is being represented by a yellow person with fetal alcohol syndrome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Qa7_y21oOY
GAY BOAT
A
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B
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>>56469703
Sounds about right.
>>56469747
That is awful.
I can't believe the horrendous shit euro's listen to
>Sweden could have sent this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_ikqTPvA6E
>>56469827
Thank god Turkey isn't European
>>56469858
If Sweden really didn't give a shit they could have sent BASSHUNTER
so is eurovision just a big circle jerk of who is more tolerant and progressive?
do people even give a shit about the songs?
>>56453859
Fuggin based
>>56470166
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9if_MVl45Q
WHERE IS THAT SLAVIC GIRLS SONG PLS DO THAT AGAIN WITH EVERY NATION WE WILL LITERALLY WITHDRAW OUR TROOPS FROM EVERYWHERE IF THIS HAPPENS
>>56470411
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPI7AnD_QS8
>>56470454
NO NO THE ONE POLAND MADE
>>56470454
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rr1DSgjhRqE
>>56452849
This entire thing seems so embarrassing for you guys. Half of these songs and especially the performances are honestly pathetic.
>YFW if America took part, we'd win every year
>australia is sending LITERAL kpop
>>56470558
Whose the Perogi-Douche Nozzle and why is he in the video?
>>56469747
This is as gay as their man on man oil wrestling.
>>56453805
>tfw Canada actually won Eurovision once
Lol cucks.
CELINE
>>56454082
>No hot polish girls with huge tits making butter
NO
NONONO
BRING BACK CLEO
we used to have fun in those
https://youtu.be/zHLqfkU_0xA
>>56471267
we're a gay enough country, getting involved in eurovision is calling it quits
