Time to send another former US president to go fetch him.
What'd this one do? Start yelling shit about seeking asylum like that other bloke?
>>56442293
stole a photo from a wall
>>56442470
What kind of porno photo did he steal?
>be edgy american kid
>wants to go on edgy vication in North Korea
>Pics are not enough because hes so edgy has to steal something from there to proof to his bros that he is the edgiest
>get cought and arrested
>crys like the little pussy he actually is in court for minutes, fake as fuck
>get send to Labor camp somewhere north for 15 years because nobody can stand cowardly american behavior for more than a view minutes
America got BTFO
>>56442516
He stole a propaganda poster.
>"The aim of my task was to harm the motivation and work ethic of the Korean people. This was a very foolish aim," he was quoted as saying
lmao
>Sending a former US President
>Not sending Dennis Rodman
It's like you don't even want him back.
I want to buy Google Glass and go to NK in summer. Do you think I would go to prison for spying, or they don't know what GG is?
>>56443012
this. it's so obvious
>>56443006
>harming on full cruise the motivation and work ethic of the Korean people
>what a total bloke
>>56443096
This may sound crazy, but I think he was told to say that. He was probably told that he'd get to go home if he said what they wanted.
>>56443045
They don't allow you to make pictures of everything. Haven't you read Lebedev's impressions?
http://www.tema.ru/travel/north-korea-1/
>>56443096
the lad said he stole the poster so he could give it to a church pastor who would buy it off him for 200,000 usd and donate him a 10,000 usd car... considering he did the crime while drunk on new year's day, safe to say the chinks got him to spout whatever bullshit would make him seem retarded and the usa look like weird trash that's horny for NK-related merch
>>56443235
I did. But GG are stealthy...
>>56443267
They made him say so much bullshit that it's obvious to everyone else that they made him say it.
That being said, NK is completely introverted and all that really matters is what other north koreans believe.
send Seal Team 6 for an epic operation
pls headshot piggy Kim for teh lulz
>>56443235
They allow you to, see DPRK 360
>>56443235
Nyet. Ктo cмoтpит этoгo yкypкa?
how was he caught? They probably have cameras everywhere, right?
>>56443404
Proofs?
The lad stole government shit in NK. He's a stupid fuck and deserves this time.
Does the DPRK offer proxies or vpns for foreign connections
>go to a country with the tightest security in the world
>disrespect that security
>steal something to look cool
>boo hoo
Am I supposed to feel sorry for this guy?
I mean 15 years is a hefty time but that's what happens when you fuck around where you're definitely not supposed to fuck around.
>>56442168
Lol no leave that retard there
>>56447996
where's the proof he stole shit nigger
NK makes up charges all the time, they even force confessions, the guy probably didn't do anything
NK fabricated all of this for attention, they do this every 1-2 years
>>56448410
I mean if you live outside, can you rent one to have an IP that looks Best Korean.
they might probably be inclined to go into some agreement with a Chinese subsidiary company in return for technology at a cheap price or whatever.
But you might get in trouble with the UN right?
>>56442168
He's going to die
>>56442168
>Otto Warmbier
Should have kept the bier in the fridge tb,h
>>56448481
he went to NK that is reason enough
>go to Best Korea for attention
>demand burgers
>no burgers in Best Korea
>steal shit as reparations for missing burgers
>get arrested
>what the fugg, I'm Amerigan! You can't arresd me! DDD:
>where are the freedums!
>Ameriga is very relevant country, release me now! D:
>I demand burgers now!
>Oh FUGG work for 15 years? Kill me instead
>>56447996
He might have stolen something, but that's really the minor thing he has confessed to. It's all the other stuff he has confessed to that after being caught stealing that's a load of bullshit.
>>56442293
Tried to take a propaganda poster as a souvenir. 15 years is kinda harsh for this but NK is super paranoid about spies. Pretty sure they still aren't convinced he isn't one.
>>56453757
I think it's more about being an inward propaganda piece. He does something stupid. They arrest him and make him confess to being a spy along with it. And now they can parade him around and show the people how they finally caught some american imperialists red handed.
>>56453655
it is literally what stealing the material would accomplish.
He would show it around to people and try to instigate mistrust towards North Korea, or hand it off to people with that intention.
>>56457506
It's not like north korean propaganda is hard to find.
>>56457612
Does that make it okay to try to slander korea
>>56447695
They have hidden cameras and bugs to watch and listen in on everyone in every apartment room, so it wouldn't be surprising if they had some in a hallway or where ever.
>>56451955
You do know that most of what he said was scripted, right?
He's an idiot, but he's an idiot with a gun pointed at him.
>>56442168
Faggot got what he deserved
Same for dumbasses that go hiking in warzones
>>56443006
Sounds like a genuine and un-coerced confession to me.
>>56443012
You know the sad thing is Rodman might actually be able to get him back.
>>56447996
>Steals a poster
>15 YEARS HARD LABOR
how is that fucking fair dumbass, at most that would be like a month in prison if the judge was a dickhead
>>56457722
What are you trying to say? You said he tried to steal it 'to slander NK'. That doesn't make any sense. Shitting on NK for their propaganda only needs a google search. He most likely stole it because he's an idiot and thought it would be a fun souvenir.
>>56458150
Aren't they currently getting threatened by Russia and China over their recent Nuclear strike threats?
>>56458229
Something straight from NK is more "legitimate" than something a random website says.
>>56458278
Russia is sternly warning them while china expresses concern but overall does not seem to give a fuck
>>56458340
You can buy it from their official web site if you want
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVb4AEN6oss
are they actually going to realease him after 15 years?
>>56458426
The Chinese sanctioning North Korea and The Russians sending this letter is not typical.
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/mar/08/russia-warns-north-korea-nuclear-strike
>>56443006
Jesus, that's some scary shit. What did those gommies do to him?
>>56458551
Much sooner than that like the rest of them.
>>56458522
less impressive to others than a story of how you snatched it
>>56458150
Imperialist pig dog should be glad he only got fifteen years for desecrating the image of a living god
>you will never be as proud and confident as a Best Korean
>>56458653
You are really grasping for straws now.
>>56458551
probably gonna trade him for food and shit in 2-3 years.
>>56442168
>be amerifat
>get 15 years of hard labor
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>56461628
>implying he'll survive for more than 2 years
Those work camps are described as living hell where every guard takes "liberties" with the prisoners.
They'll just torture him to death long before he gets out, especially if he's considered an American "spy". They'll just make the body vanish.
And all that for a picture. That's one heck of a life decision.
You fucking degenerate niggers
My beloved father was a GI stationed in Germany
He didn't lost half of his arm in goddamn Nam for the glory of some fucking mongoloid commie bastard and his delusional regime
Bring this white man back home, goddamn how spineless did the Western civilization became, imagine based Reagan would be president and not this socialist Obongo
>>56464400
No, he's going to make it until he's a real Rambo. Then he escapes to Vladivostok and marries Natasha, his pen-pal from 5 years of gook camps.
>>56442168
I wish Berniefags get the same treatment for stealing Trump signs like the rats that they are.
>>56448541
underrated
>>56464858
Dunno if he's going to do much when they'll make an example of him and cut off his arms or some other gruesome shit.
He'll get tied to a pole and stoned every once in a while, that's for sure.
>>56442859
>>be edgy GERMAN kid
>>wants to go on edgy vication in North Korea
>>Pics are not enough because hes so edgy has to steal something from there to proof to his bros that he is the edgiest
>>get cought and arrested
>>crys like the little pussy he actually is in court for minutes, fake as fuck
>>get send to Labor camp somewhere north for 15 years because nobody can stand cowardly GERMAN ASPERGERS for more than a view minutes
His name is Warmbier.
I'm excited to see how best koreans evolves our bland kraut into spicy kimchi.
>go to North Korea
>commit a crime
Literally asked for it. I mean who the fuck goes to NK without a little bit of research.
That idiot is probably from here.
>Durr I go to best Korea and bring something to meme with back home
Fucking retard.
>>56442859
what would happen in that camp if he refused to work?
since he is american and they don't want to be too edgy they can't just let him die like the other gooks. they have to feed him either way.
>>56442168
>german american gets himself sent to a concentration camp, will most likely be raped to death by non-whites
He's living every progressive whiteboi's dream.
