Bulldoze the country and start again edition
cara
lads
crayon pop
Trump.
>Scottish """"cities""""
>>56440462
Its not the cities that should be bulldozed, rather you should bulldoze the people. Too overcrowded and too many deros
Not a fan of this skyscrapers make a place nice to live in meme
British cities are shit, but if you plonked down some tall buildings they wouldn't suddenly be nice
>>56440462
early you stupid cunt
Decided to mix it up today lads
Based 3 quid deal
The first secondary school I went to had a class pattern of
Registration, class, break, class, lunch, registration, class, class
Second school I went to had
Registration, class, break, class, class, lunch, registration, class
I preferred the second one
i like new world cities better for this reason. """Cities""" without sky scrapers just don't feel the same
Skyscrapers look awful
There's a reason why most big European cities have a height limit on buildings to prevent skyscrapers
>>56440547
>Rapes Co.
Do you work in an Indian company there lad?
@56440547
*yawn*
>>56440547
Why not a bottle of buxton and a bag of apple wedges.
>>56440547
everythings good but the chips
>>56440552
>Registration
why did you have to register for classes every day? Is that british for taking the roll / attendance?
>>56440547
>tfw poor fag plain taste pallette
Would not eat that fajita wrap
>>56440598
yes
>>56440598
yes
>>56440552
First 2 years were
Class, class, break, class class, lunch, class
Then it changed to
Class, break, class, class, lunch, class
The second was superior
>>56440547
Honestly fairly nice to be desu
>Texting a girl at 4 in the morning
>She texts "haha you know what would be hilarious? if you rang me haha that would be so jokes haha!"
What the fuck does this bitch expect from me at 4 in the morning? If she wants to talk that bad, she can phone me herself.
>56440582
>56440586
>56440597
>56440604
Pathetic little runts, dancing on the ends of my strings.
What are you guys on about? British cities are amazing. Don't Fall for the yank skyscraper meme
gizza job en
>>56440547
ur askin for salmonella lad
>>56440624
>>56440629
ahh i see
my school was:
"Registration", class, class, recess, class, pastoral, lunch, class, class
Wahey austerity has reduced the forecast economy growth from 2.4% to 2%
>>56440547
wouldnt those wraps be diarrhoea inducing
>>56440552
Fucking hell that's basic
My secondary was
Assembly (10 mins) class x3
10 mins break
class x3
50 minute lunch
class x3
Classes were 50 minutes
>>56440682
Yeah I'm sure european cities full of young, pale, white girls look great when you're coming from a barren brown wasteland in the middle east, Abdul.
![nIANO[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Kwruv4d.jpg "nIANO[1].jpg")
>954 days ago
haha
>>56440716
nah it's very mild
>>56440720
>9 classes a day
Fuck that right off
How do I escape 4chan? It's just occurred to me I've been browsing this site for 9 years.
>>56440721
I'm white though. Don't tell me London would be nicer with skyscrapers, my city (Nürnberg) would be neither. Skyscrapers are uneuropean
>How do I escape 4chan? It's just occurred to me I've been browsing this site for 9 years.
Couldn't live in a world without tesco metro
>>56440765
iktfb, I've been here four months and I feel like I've missed out on so much of my life. It's only dragging me deeper
>>56440760
Lots were double classes as well
Remember I used to have double English on a Monday morning, was a right melt
>>56440780
>german in 2016
>white
>muh wimmin
fuck off corbyn
that rihanna song sounds like:
rimmy skimmy wa wa wa wa wa
kimmy dimmy ja ja ja ja ja
flimmy wimmy ta ta ta ta ta
DUDE LMAO'd up and watching sword art online desu
Quite comfy
nice weather today as well
>>56440811
>four months
Literal newfag
>>56440462
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>>56440846
Rasheed
>>56440865
I main R. Mika you shit.
>>56440834
Can't stand it desu
It's got to be a joke, there's no way people unironically like that song. It's objectively shit.
Weird class system there
>>56440462
CURRENT YEAR?
been here (/brit/) since December 2013. before that i was a casual /b/ browser beginning 2009. /b/ is fucking awful.
Watching The Budget on BBC 2
Why does Corbyn even bother trying
Better dead than Red
>>56440811
>4 months
I've been on 4chan since I was 13 and /brit/ when I was 16 and I'm 19 now
JUST
>>56440826
Well memed Rasheed.
I'm Bavarian Midlandsboo and I'm deffo white. Fanily has been here since the 1500s
Whats the university of liverpool like?
>>56440863
I came here in 2009 and still consider myself a newfag
>>56440902
>(/brit/) since December 2013
Literal newfag as well
Fuck off
>>56440863
>doesn't know about 4 months
Literally fuck off new cunt
>>56440963
I hear there are a lot of livers in swimming pools
I wish I had the courage to kill myself.
>>56440963
I think it's Rustlers group so it's probably decent
Honestly Corbyn is having a decent performance
Voice crack boys
>>56441005
This is really, really unfunny.
>12 homes for every press release
WAHEYYYYY
>>56441038
This is the best I've seen out of Corbyn so far
I wonder what it will be like near the next General Election
>A new sugar levy on the soft drinks industry to be introduced in two years' time, raising £520m which will be spent on primary school sport
About fucking time
>the amount of time that passed between 2002 and 2009 is the same amount of time that passed between 2009 and 2016
jesus fucking christ
shit thread especially people named john from scotland
out of int
>sat smoking a joint in my garden
>my elderly neighbours walk past and the old man gave me the old stink eye for about 30 seconds
hmm
>>56441151
Glad I'm not named John AND not from Scotland
>>56441144
just fuck my shit up
>>56441144
Don't believe in this, seems like a conspiracy to me
doing a wank desu
>>56441144
2002 was almost 14 years ago
So when brexit happens does /brit/ leave /int/ and we get our own board?
>>56441124
>>56441124
>>56441038
>>56441038
WHAT THE FUCK
ARE YOU CUNTS TALKIN ABOUT
anime figure just arrived
>>56441252
country roleplaying tier post 2bh
fuck off
>>56441185
Happens to me all the time, dont see why they care desu
>>56441256
George Osborne (The Chancellor) has released the next budget.
People in Parliament are talking about it and it's being broadcast on BBC 2
anyone ever tried lemon and coriander hummus? Is it gud?
>>56441284
How about you fuck off yous foreign cunt go wank off the Baltic cunts
>Corbyn caved in to Cameron and bought a new suit
What a cuck
>>56441303
I've had lemon hummus before but not lemon and coriander
not a big fan of coriander so I'm not sure how much I would enjoy that
>>56441322
i'm a /brit/ loyalist lad. Never have never will post in /balt/
>>56441299
>>56441299
WHO CARES
>>56440462
Brits have to build small because of earthquakes everyone knows this
>>56441281
>gets a K-ON figure
>buys the worst one
haha wew lad
I'm going to Manchester right now lads.
What should I expect?
>>56441281
>buying a faggot trophy
big mistake
is the budget as harsh as labourites thought it was going to be?
>>56441380
Going to fuck you up when you get here paddy cunt
>>56441352
It's literally deciding how the country will look for a year you utter pleb
£1600 cash
>In today's budget speech he will announce that he wants head teachers of English secondary schools to scrap traditional "home time" and decide for themselves what time the school day will end.
KEK
>>56441380
Bars open after 2am and streets made of compressed faecal matter
What are you reading at the moment lads?
>>56441281
m8...
>>56441380
I've been a few times and it's ok
>>56441397
No George Osborne wants to be leader and Cameron wants him to be leader
The budget is the time everyone pays attention to him, he has to announce good sounding stuff
>>56441409
>1 year
so literally nothing then
don't post this SHITE again unless something noteworthy happens
>>56441419
>£50s
Accepted nowhere.
>>56441281
>Mio
EXCELLENT taste
Mio a best k-on
Post a pic of it out the box la'
>>56441472
They accept em at the bank
>>56441281
what will girls think when they see it?
>>56441419
them 50s are painfully fake
>>56441405
Fecking fite me outside Old Trafford after the game tomorrow you Nigel git.
>>56441430
On Paddys Day/Long Weekend as well.
Neat.
>>56441446
Thanks m8.
japan is possible the most overrated country on earth. It's like that fucking TV show that everyone is always talking about but in reality it's extremely average.
>>56441441
your post
>>56441256
>he doesn't even know about the budget
poor scum fuck off
>>56441514
This
t. Someone who low key likes anime and wants to know how a girl would react if I told them I like Japanese cartoons
>>56441419
alright (have a) method man
@56441375
@56441387
@56441443
be quiet right now
>>56441497
i'll open it when i get home from work later
will you be here around 8ish?
>>56441514
mum's already seen my other one and she hasn't reacted so i don't think she cares haha
>>56441281
Why though
>>56441561
Hmmm
Irish act like their country is somehow better but then they all constantly come on holidays to fucking manchester and liverpool
My dick is almost as wide as four fingers. Got phimosis though.
>>56441576
I mean the girls you take home?
>>56441472
Why would shops not accept £50s?
>>56441531
Sounds shit to live in
Brbr if you don't kill yourself you get to work 12+ hours a day for the rest of your life
And good luck getting a gf
>>56441531
>It's like that fucking TV show that everyone is always talking about but in reality it's extremely average.
So Game of Thrones?
>gf going to study in russia for six weeks
Who in their right mind would think thats a good idea? Especially as a female
>>56441596
oh
dunno
don't really care lol
its tape
>>56441380
a fuck load of homeless people down Deansgate
>>56441598
loads of fakes, paddy. Plus you clean smaller shops out of change
wanked to this desu
>>56441598
normal people don't see them often enough to know if its a fake so small shop owners just won't risk it, I used to work in a bar and would always take them though
I really want someone to swallow my cum.
>>56441281
Literally virgin: the toy
>>56441596
>implying
>talking to yank online
>he genuinely believes that nasa landed on the moon using less technology than an iphone
These yanks are bloody crackers.
give me a
HELL!
give me a
YEAH!
HELL YEAH
>>56441651
who the FUCK is this
>>56441598
Loads do, when I had a part time job in a shop we got a booklet from the government about checking for fakes
Manager made us spend about 2 mins checking each 50 which is annoying if there's a queue
>>56441598
they're used for money laundering so theres a load of fakes
some people may of never even heard of a £50 note until you try and pay them with one and they'll think it's fake
>>56441380
romanians at the bus stop trying to give you roses
>>56440547
see what I told you last time you little runt? I am the keeper of your gimmick, no one knows who you are if not for me
you are nothing
>>56441623
I think she would care
>>56441738
>9 (Yous), yours included
cara
>>56441730
I used a £100 note in a store when I was 12 and they took it haha
If you don't watch anime or if you're a normie, what do you think of those that do?
No "le virgin weeaboo neckbeard" memes
Could really do with a hug lads :'(
>>56441779
Haha, her surname rhymes with Jellybean.
just washed the car
was going to fix the head gasket but need a fat cunt to press on the bonnet while i pull the latch to get it open
>>56441781
I used a £100 note on your mum when I was 12 and she took it for 2 months haha
>>56441767
tell her to go home then lol
>getting triggered by a shelf item
lol
>>56441781
£100 note
rarer than those 5 pound coins
>>56441781
>scotland
It's not real money lad
Once used a one billion pound note in a shop and they let me use it
The daily mail haha
>>56441811
It's a fucking disgrace that's what
if you lose all interest in your appearence and hygiene and going outside you stoop to anime
>>56441840
Were you buying a fredo?
>>56441825
>tell her to go home then lol
maybe one day you'll get the opportunity
>>56441829
hate those £5 coins, fucking huge
>>56441829
I have a 25p coin and a £50 coin haha
>>56441811
If they're like 16, it's okay but not a good sign for their development
If they're supposed to be an adult then it's just sad really
The barista didn't even bother to put a design in the top of the foam on my vanilla latté.
>>56441834
northern ireland acc
>>56441817
Here m8. Have one on me.
>>56441864
arent fredo's like 2 million pounds these days
>>56441864
No joke mate
NONE OF YOU ARE PERMITTED TO LEAVE THIS CONTAINMENT BOARD
THIS IS WHERE YOU BELONG
Sincerely, every other board.
>tfw you now realize all the times your parents lied to you as a kid
My brother was going on a lads holiday, and she told me the he was going to "sleep with the condoms over his face to make his skin better"
>>56441906
Mean.
Used this to buy a bottle of lemonade at the shop the other day and they actually took it haha
A walk will clear my head....inner demons be gone..
>>56441863
>tfw I literally have stopped caring about my appearance, hygiene and going out
That's irrelevant though
What's actually wrong with it though? You don't like it because you've made a sweeping generalisation of the fan base, is what you're saying.
>>56441728
girl in maid and cat outfit
>>56441892
Batista? More like STEM graduate
>>56441953
just printed this off on my printer haha
im rich
>>56441964
lads ;_;
>>56441898
same thing
aren't NI banknotes not even legal tender, just de-facto tender?
>>56441938
Yep, looks good. Go ahead and post it on /his/ for us then lad, there's a good boy
>>56441871
yeah maybe lol
>>56441964
>>56441910
This countries going to the dogs.
>>56441964
lol
>>56441960
it's squealing little girls in a language you dont even understand making hypersexualized noises (groans and squeals every 5 seconds)
sumfink wrong wif it bigtime lad
>>56441964
whys it locked, scared someone will nick it
Your favourite food and drink?
Me first:
Pizza
Espresso
>>56441960
>What do you think of this?
>Here's what I think of this
>THAT'S IRRELEVANT, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH IT
That's what's wrong with it.
>>56442040
shit
piss
>>56441811
>or if you're a normie
don't know why you lot think you can't be a normie and like anime
>if you like x you inherently can't be y
>>56442047
not an argument
>>56442040
Bread
Water
t. Prisoner
>>56442040
Cheese & onion pie
Milk
>>56441697
mate Wallace and Gromit went there in a tin can, not that unbelievable to suggest Yanks did too
>>56442039
Freddos are the gold reserves of the UK.
>>56441960
people who like anime are always such faggots about it
you always want everyone else to be aware of your shite hobby if you can even call it that
need something to watch
none of that foreign muck or mainstream shit (I've already seen them)
>>56441775
and not one of them about fibre
you are nothing
your (You)s are empty
>>56442067
>if you like x you inherently can't be y
if you like penis you inherently can't be a heterosexual male
Got a decent electric razor, set it to leave a bit of stubble and regularly shav my arsehole and knackers
Feel great
>tfw when you get upvoted on reddit
>>56442040
Cheeseburgers
Coke
saosin
taking back sunday
fall out boy
I cant put the fire of midnight out lads
>>56442047
How is me being a literal basement dweller the reason anime is shit?
>>56442067
Generally speaking from experience, normies don't tend to watch anime. Sure you can be a normie and like anime, but walk into Nandos right now and ask every lad that's there with his girlfriend if he likes anime. Guarantee the answer will be no.
>>56442100
I can see that desu
But most people aren't like that, just a bit sick of everyone on /brit/ being rude about anime
>>56442023
Not all anime are like that at all
Rojava is declaring a federal Syrian Kurdistan.
Russia's reaction will be interesting. Turkey is no doubt furious.
I've just been lying in bed all day crying.
>>56442160
literally got 350 up points on a smaller video game related subreddit the other day
made me EXTREMELY erect
>>56442224
pussyole
>>56442214
>How is me being a literal basement dweller the reason anime is shit?
There does seem to be a strong correlation between anime and extreme NEETness.
Just found out my mum's been gambling away the rent for months and we're being evicted.
>>56442224
>crying
Houst found out the casino's been gambling my mum away for months and we're being rented.
Why are anime fans either 30 year old autistic virgin men, fat teenage girls or ripped black guys
I don't understand
Get a load of this big guy talking down on anime
wat u sayin blud
>>56442344
it's just a prank bro
>>56442344
>arli mayh, ge' us 20 b&h will yuz?
can't imagine anything worse than being a black nerd
any of you lads set the age to like 30+ on tinder? Found any MILFs and had a chat (and a shag?)
>>56442344
>it's a whitey trying to be a nigger
those still exist?
>>56442344
Oh yes mate chillin with me big fuck off dog in me silver Armani trackies and me sick new adidas Indians Jones satchel, drinking vodka in the day time. Luvin life m8
>>56442402
Nah strict 18-25 here
>>56442400
Gay Muslim in the Middle East.
*fears the reaper*
>>56442400
Disabled girl in Africa
>>56442400
you
>>56442295
>tfw giganormie
>tfw watch anime
haha
>>56442478
What makes you so sure you're a giganormie?
>>56442436
hmm, yes but they shouldn't reveal their identity to avoid stonings
>>56442417
put a baguette in it, frog
God I'm so lonely.
LONG LIVE KURDISTAN
LONG LIVE IRAQ
AL-ANBAR IS ALMOST FREE
ASSAD IS A DOG
THE ISLAMIC STATE SHALL FALL
going to try and challenge myself to eat new foods everyday and not the same stuff
thoughts on this as a tattoo?
>>56442605
Good lad
>>56442498
>decent circle of friends in and out of work
>go out often
>stable job
>stable relationship of 5 years
normie as poo for a 26 year old if you ask me
not at work atm because i took this week and next week off as i still have leave left over that i didn't want to go unused
>>56442402
set it to 45 and there's almost nothing to speak of
>>56442402
Don't know about tinder but I've fucked a few cock hungry milfs at the gym, try your luck
I drink black coffee
>>56442576
>tfw
Atleast you've got....
>Dr P_v_l
can someone help me finish this sentence
>>56442622
Post legs, London etc.
get a load of this fucking wasteman
>>>/r9k/27193240
>>56441938
what board are you on about?
>"Chavs don't exist anymore"
Where do you billionaires live where chavs don't exist
>>56442757
milton keynes
dead
>>56440462
Birmingham mentioned
Imagine being annoyed about the sugar tax lmao
>>56442724
>Habitica is a free habit building and productivity app that treats your real life like a game. With in-game rewards and punishments to motivate you and a strong social network to inspire you, Habitica can help you achieve your goals to become healthy, hard-working, and happy.
sounds like a good idea for neets tbqh
Raspberrys are absolutely horrid
