Theres a moose outside by house and I'm too scared to go outside. What the fuck should I do?
>>56429419
***My***
I don't know man, they are pretty hard to scare at times. Just ignore it and pray it doesn't find a place to lay down outside your house.
>>56429419
Find a cat to kill them lad.
>>56429434
It's still outside.
>>56429471
tell him to fuck off.
pussy.
>>56429497
You just have to make a very loud noise then it's gonna run like hell man.
>>56429419
ignore it, it's night time why do you need to go out?
you could throw stuff at it to try and shoo it away, just make sure your door can withstand a moose charge cuz' it might try to kill you
You're scared of a moose?
you're not a real canadian...
Uh are moose even that dangerous if at all? Are they prone to attacking humans?
>>56429557
Eat the moose.
Fuck there's two now.
Get out and scare him.
>>56429595
male moose are extremely dangerous
1400 pounds of testosterone
If you go outside would it attack you or would it run away like a deer? I know moose attack people but how common is it really?
>>56429624
Well at least they are not bears mate.
>>56429419
Fist it's nuts.
Kill yourself to show it how tough you are
>>56429631
This, moose are no joke.
>>56429641
Moose are kinda stubborn. They aren't skittish like Deer.
OP JUST DO THIS, YOU'LL BE FINE.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIrrgmXE3Yw
>canada
>>56429798
>'murica
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvS9-6ux9-8
>>56429419
You got a gun, dontcha?
This is what you get for shitposting.
Even the fucking mooses hate your guts.
>>56429673
Those things are worse than bears.
This, >>56429624, is a sight you don't want to see when you really want to take out that awful smelling trash bag you've got sitting in the corner ready to be canned.
Looks like the government-mandated bull arrived.
You're supposed to let it in for your wife/sister/daughter. At least that's what the new law that Trudeau passed is.
Throw poo at it
>>56430162
This arouses them. Bulls seek out cows in heat by their scat. They're not monkey's
If you just ignore them and let them be, they'll go away eventually.
Why are you shitting your pants so easily?
Wank off
Put your cum in a sock
Put rock in sock
Throw rock sock at moose
If you were in america you could shot that motherfucker
>>56429471
>23:56:20
>all that light
>be canadian
>get moosed
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
