When I become President I am going to nuke all you turds.
Except the UK.
>>56424481
>become the president
>get shot
Can't make this shit up.
>>56424481
>will not nuke everything outside of london
>>56426051
>further proving his point
>>56426152
I am not him but it actually feels really weird that a government as stable as ours experiences as many assassinations as we do (and they were all by gun because of the era that the US existed in, 4 presidents)
There is actually a lot of failed assassination attempts, one actually failed because he stuffed a folded 50-page speech and his iron reading glasses in his breast pocket
>>56427248
>it actually feels really weird that a government as stable as ours
that's a nice way of putting you live in a police state, but okay.
>>56427506
awww hungary, are you missing the USSR?
>>56427506
>austrians run your nation since the birth of the universe
your people should know what it's like to live under the governance of people 3,000 miles away from you who have never even BEEN to the land you're from.
>>56424592
How could you forget the most important?
>>56429036
>Not based Bill
>>56429057
Although, if we're just saying presidents who got shot, we all know the real winner.
>be president
>get shot
>shrug it off
Based Eugen Schauman shot A-hole Nikolai bobrikov. Never has been assassination been more justified
>>56429129
Again, I refer you to >>56429113.
>be president
>get shot IN THE HEART
>shrug it off
>Gun down opponent in cold blood.
how are you going to nuke us if you can't even find us on a map?
>>56429220
So that was your trick all along? Never get onto world maps so nobody could come after you?
>>56429228
rused again
>>56429228
That's been the basis of our foreign policy since our inception
Can't attack what you don't know exists
>>56429238
>>56429307
Not that a lot of us could point you out on a map even if you were on the map in the first place.
>>56429353
That's the genius, even if there were somehow an American who did know we existed and could point us out on a map, their fingers are so fat they'd completely cover us up and nobody would be the wiser!
That's how our secrets are kept
>>56429381
desu, New Zealand is probably one of the more easily found countries on a proper map. Just find the islands east of Australia.
Though I'm sure this situation would end up with Tasmania getting nuked a lot.
