Does your country have door-to-door normies?
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Does your country have door-to-door normies?
Yeah and everyone hates them
Yes, but mostly JW
Those types in op are in college grounds, pretty rare out actually
>>56418261
What they want?
Yes and I make sure to tell them there is no god and that they're stupid for believing in fairytales
It's also not unusual for me to throw piss at them either
>>56418261
No that's illegal here
>>56418373
To make you give up coffee, tea, and alcohol
>>56418404
>warning: risk of unregulated commerce
>>56418261
We have a Mormon temple and you can see Mormons on public transportation looking exactly like on the pic. I wonder whether they're considered normie tho, I think people tend to view them as ridiculous.
>>56418261
I've met a couple of witnesses of Jehova. They're always ~70 something old grannies on the side of the sidewalk, trying to give passerbys their stupid free periodical
Here's a legit list what's in them: The internet is from Satan, so is facebook, BEWARE! Also general questioning of evolution and various other nonsense
They're fucking crazy. In fact, it made me realize ALL religious people are nutjobs. Christians and muslims are equally mad, but slightly less loud.
>>56418261
JW visits often.
Mother lets him in and talks to him because she's like that.
>>56418558
> The internet is from Satan, so is facebook, BEWARE!
Well at least they got that right
>doorbell rings
>answer it barefoot in a t-shirt
>it's the fucking mormons all dressed up in suits and ties
>their hair is perfectly combed
>mine is shaggy and limp
>their jaws are smooth and angular
>I have three days' ugly peach fuzz
>all three of them tower over me
>they're in better shape than me
>they're smugly looking down into my shadow-bagged eyes and judging me
>they're probably telling their friends about me as a cautionary tale of what happens when you don't get saved
RUINED MY FUCKING DAY
>>56418261
They (the Mormons) apporoached me once in Warsaw. They were Americans bus spoke some broken Polish and were a bit baffled when I proposed switching to English. A short chit-chat with talking my way out of taking the book.
I later joked i felt a sort of "social promotion" that True American Mormons are now approaching me instead of JW (we have lots of them here)
>>56418655
It's not too late to become one of us
I've seen them near a church in town a few times, but I doubt they'd have much luck with their door-to-door gig in this country.. Are they the same as those Latter Day Saints people from this youtube channel?
https://www.youtube.com/user/PreparetoServe/videos
>>56418640
They meant it literally, all of it.
I was walking to the bus to get home from college and I hadn't had my earphones in when they ambushed me and shoved one of their "news"papers in my hand. While sitting on the bus I read the front page and that particular article (that's why I remembered now) but I could feel my braincells screaming at me, slowly dying from sheer idiocy, so eventually I just shoved it in my backpack and as soon as I was at home I threw it in the trash.
>>56418261
yes, these people are fucking insane
They walk around in the most dangerous neighborhood of my city and go knocking on doors to talk about their religion like its nothing
>>56418261
We had some christian missionaries after the war. Maybe there were some Mormons but we helped few of them resolve their theological issues and that was that.
>>56418727
Wait, aren't Mormons religiously patriotic? Don't you believe that the Constitution is holy?
>>56419011
What city and what neighborhood?
I'm so glad I left the church before I was going to go on my missionary...
>>56418413
Nothing wrong with that.
>>56418881
>Are they the same as those Latter Day Saints people from this youtube channel?
yea that's their 'official' name
>>56418413
>alcohol
haram
>>56418558
>all religious people are nutjobs because of some coocoo Mormons
#NotAllReligions
>>56419198
All religious people are idiots for believing in something so stupid. there's no fucking god
they are nice people and they often have great language training at their facilities, they are the only Americans that give a shit about the cultures of the countries they are in.
but still they are batshit crazy, but in a friendly way.
>>56419284
yeah, they're pretty based. usually speak their target country's language really well and respectfully fuck off when they notice you're not interested
>>56419246
There could be, but it is highly unlikely.
Hoping that there's something after death is fine. Subjecting your entire life to the rules of a religion for a god that may not even exist is not. It's the definition of insanity.
>>56419284
>they are the only Americans that give a shit about the cultures of the countries they are in.
nice meme
>>56418261
>Mormons
>Normies
Those cultists shits haven't even seen normal.
>>56419423
They really are unless you are some kind of cuckold
>>56419011
My best friend as a child was a Mexican, until we went into middle school together and he began repeatedly to try to convert me. Turns out his whole family were Jehovah's Witnesses. Kind of freaky desu senpai
>>56418261
They came to my door once and I told them to fuck off. I don't want these shits trying to convert catholics.
>>56418516
i dont understand why you would even be mormon outside of america...
>>56418655
All of them I see are like this. Fuck
>>56418385
>It's also not unusual for me to throw piss at them either
Why would you go on the internet and just lie like that?
>>56423751
why wearing white shirts with short leaves.
Is that something of the moromn book or something
>>56419198
He said JW, not Mormon.
>>56418261
>Several months ago
>Doorbell rings. I open the door
>Two Jehovah's witnesses
>They were 2 qt's. 8/10 or so
>I listen to their shit for a while, maybe 2 minutes. Act politely even though I consider them fucking retards.
>I'm sure they thought I'm interested in their silly beliefs just because I didn't tell them to fuck off.
>They still knock on my door every wednesday. No excepcions.
>Every wednesday my homemate tells them I'm busy studying or some shit
>They were so attractive. I daily fantasize with me convincing them to put aside their shitty beliefs and having sex with me
>Occasionally jerk off to that fantasy
>>56424098
do they make you family pay for the trup and basically they send you wherever they wish and you have to accept?
>>56424117
putaso
I live in Colorado. My wife and I are friends with a Mormon couple. They're good people, even if they believe some batshit crazy things.
>>56418516
Astonishing in all honesty, it's a weird American sect of Christianity.
I will say though that they are the pinnacle of human development that I've seen, albeit strange as fuck to everybody else. They're incessantly perfect. Everything they do is perfect - everything.
They seem extremely happy though, so I support them. Perhaps I should learn something from them, after all there's nothing wrong with being happy - there's no inherent fault in their lifestyle whatsoever.
>>56418261
yeah lots of them
some catholic dude from a youth group once approached me while I was reading in the university library
other than that, there's a jehovah's witnesses building in my neighborhood, but they've never come here
>>56418373
To talk about your Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, and help you live a happier and more fulfilling life.
Mormons are nice as fuck even though they're annoying.
>>56418261
Yes, I felt bad for them.
My city is over 90% catholic, nobody would listen to them.
They have a rule that forbid taking water and food, I offered them some cookies and coffee.
>>56424309
This. Basically, the South Park episode about Mormons is breddy agurate
I see them everywhere in LA. They convinced one of my dad's friends to move to Utah and they did. They seem to go to the worst neighborhoods looking for people that are easy to persuade to convert. I heard they're not allowed to come back without more people
>>56418655
>>56423893
Gotta give 'em one thing, they lead a seriously /fit/ and /fa/ lifestyle
Each summer, Jevhoas Witness will make A GRAND TREK troughout most of the country.
I am honestly impressed over it, since I go to vacation to the middle of nowhere, and I tend to actually have them go door to door here.
>>56418261
Yes, they are polite and good people.
Catholic Youth is much more annoying and my parents are forcing me to join them, because I "don't have god in my life"
Jehovahs witness are always cunty assholes.
Mormans are pleasant and sincerly make me wish I could suspend disbelief of science so I could join them and be as happy as they are. Very hardworking, high energy people!
>>56424117
I jerk off to the female Mormon missionairies and then get anxious because I worry that some scumbags will rape them
>>56425573
They're protected by Jehovah brah, don't worry