How fucked are you?
The last thing GA needs is radioactive swamp Christians. The regular swamp Christians are already bad.
>>56410048
I can indeed agree with this, sir.
>>56408592
I'm more confused why some of the areas are labelled as a nuclear target but either way fuck it I'm out of the red zones.
>>56410048
I live close to Portland.
I wonder if radioactive vegans are better?
They'll be feeling the bern.
My little spot in East Tennessee has been spared.
There's a nuclear plant down in Oak ridge that got hit though so I guess I'm a cheeki breeki now
>>56408592
very
>>56408592
>Be in Maine
>Laugh as Lewiston/Auburn is incinerated and 1000's of Somalis along with it
>ghoulify as my little island is washed with fallout
could be worse, smoothskins
>>56408592
Super fucked I'm from Rhode Island
>>56408592
>North East
JUST
>>56408592
Pretty fucked here in the Northeast.
>>56408592
>next target is about 300 miles away
its a good start
>>56408592
Why the fuck is western pennsylvania getting so much hate?
We haven't been relevant since the steel industry collapsed.
mfw nowhere to run
Could Yellowstone be triggered by nukes?
>>56408592
>Sioux Falls gets a direct nuke
What for?
Protip: The three big red spots (Montana, N.Dakota, Nebraska-Wyoming-Colorado) is where you have the nukes
>>56417039
Because this map was made by a blogger using the spraypaint tool on microsoft paint.
>>56408592
>nuking wyoming
literally why
>>56408592
this map is totally wrong. There would be a solid mass of red in the upper great plains because thats where all our nukes are, and they would be much less scattered in the East and more concentrated.
>>56408592
You're fucked anyways.
We can't even kill it with fire.
Or magnets.
>>56408592
Why are some red dots on Mexico?
We din du nuffin.
>Nuking Staunton, Virginia
But why? This entire county is a literally where. the only relevant thing about this town is that Woodrow Wilson was born here.
>>56408592
>my whole state is red
what did MA ever do to russia?
come on you guys already killed JFK you don't have to kill us
>>56421905
SHHHH!
> Don't let the reds know...
Oh wait you are the reds.
>>56417582
>Could one of the largest volcanoes on the planet be triggered by a fetus star being parked right above it?
Idunno, maybe...
>>56422016
The entire world knows where our ICBMs are, but they can't really do anything about it.
>>56408592
I thought that you yanks already had some antimissile machines.
If you really are the greats super power you should have a way to avoid nukes
>>56422130
No one can avoid so much nukes. That's the point of having thousands of them.
>>56410048
I'm a Swamp Christian from Savannah, and after everything hits the fan, I'm coming for you, bub.
>>56408592
>syracuse
2 nukes are enough tier
