What do British women say during sex?
>>56373530
>I promise I won't talk!
inb4 inevitable muslim joke
allah hu ackbar
Nothing, just gentle moans in your ear as you gently brush her cervix with your bell-end.
Allahu Akbar
"Give me the cheeky finger in the butty!"
"Oh you dirty boy!"
God, they really are the worst.
>>56373530
>OI FUCK ME MINGE YA CUNT. FUCK ME ARSE LAD INNIT MATE.
Like that I imagine
>>56373761
>butty
A butty is a sandwich m8
>>56373761
>God, they really are the worst.
Somebody hasn't watched amateur porn from New zealand
"two world wars one world cup"
>>56373962
kek
>>56373850
I prefer watching two humans have sex.
>"ungh"
>"ohh yeah"
>"i like that"
>"fuck"
>"i love it when you're inside me"
FUCK MI CUNT AND CALL ME A WHORE
>>56373962
lol'd hard m8
>>56373962
>begging for Big Strong American cock to save your limey ass
>lend and lease in WW1 and D-Day in WW2
>all the while Russia pressures us from the East
The eternal Anglo would speak kraut if my ancestors weren't geopolitically retarded
>>56373530
They're generally too drunk to talk
>British women
>British
>women
This is ironic right?
>>56374179
They have a vagina, they might be fucking ugly but they do have one.
>>56373962
/thread
>>56373828
Why do British women eat sandwiches during sex
>>56374129
t.sad-anglo
I mean I'm not argueing, English has its ups such as being an almost perfect Romantic-Germanic Hybrid language. Other than that I don't know what English sounds like to foreigners but I know it's nowhere near as alpha a German is.
>>56374129
>The eternal Anglo
B E A D Y
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>>56374503
They get hungry
>>56374379
So do horses and many other animals yet we don't call them women
>>56373530
Oy luv the cavalry's here.
OY MATE POUND ME BLOODY SNATCH AND MIND ME ARSE
>>56373530
>Oh yes, spread my arse cheeks you Chav, blimey fill my minge with your bell end *various Muslim slurs*
>>56374564
Tracer is pure
>>56374564
Kill yourself
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French me like Napoleon!
>>56374747
Wow that was uncalled for m8.
>>56374818
haha aa
>>56374818
tfw the anglos won
>>56374818
>because its expanse around the globe meant that the sun was always shining on at least one of its territories
That's still the case today. Thank you based Pitcairn
>>56374872
So was your stupid post m8, was American-tier /v/ shit.
>>56373530
Please stop I'll call the police
>>56374944
>can't handle the banter.
Fuck off, dad.
>>56374818
*Neoplatonism intensifies*
>>56374944
No reason to be so upset about her accent
>>56373530
>OH GOD
>OH GOD
>I'M CUMMING, OH GOD
>I'M CUMMING, HERE IT COMES, OH GOD
>OH GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!
>>56375047
I am fucking upset.
A multi bazillion dollar company can't even hire a real Brit to voice a British character.
Now we've got fucking estonians parroting what she says.
>>56375003
fite me irl
>OOOFT, RIGHT IN THE CHOCOLATE BON BON FACTORY
>>56375133
>fight me irl
You couldn't even afford it, you stupid pomm.
>>56375332
Meet me outside woolies in Melbourne in 10 minutes mate and I will fucking batter you.
>>56375438
>Lelbourne
>propah nob luv innit
>>56373796
>Oh you dirty boy!
>In English accent
>Lingerie
Total turn on for me
>>56373796
Sound like Australian kek
>>56374529
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt4Dfa4fOEY
>nowhere near as alpha as German
true
Plow my shitter with your pork sword, you dirty fucker.
>>56373530
Nobody knows, for who'd want to mate with such beasts?
