>wake up
>still no gf
Hardly even surpises me at this point.
>girl likes me
>she's only 163cm
>i'm only 173cm
>i can never be with her because our children would be uber manlets
>tfw i dream of a 185 amazon girl
>>56350576
>You wake up
one day you won't :^)
>wake up
>oxygen still exists
>>56350691
I'm your same height and I'd do anything for a 163cm girl
>wake up
>mask had a leak in it
>still alive
>gotta wait 2 more weeks for another canister of helium to arrive
>wake up
>realize you're still alive and the ride hasn't ended yet
>>56350710
>>56350691
>tfw 187
>fugging 158 girl
take her back, manlets
it's annoying as fuck
>tfw too stupid to think of funny things to say
>>56350770
GREAT post
>>56350694
>You wake up
I am consistently disappointed that this happens every morning.
No day will ever be good enough to warrant the ending of a dream.
>>56350710
but you are in spain and 173 is okay
here you might as well kill yourself if you are that short as a male. I cannot put a future son through this pain
Why is even dying in my sleep too much to ask for?
>>56350770
That's my problem too. My sense of humour is far too immature and probably makes girls think I'm weird. I have no trouble fucking one but getting a gf seems so far away.
>Tfw she begs you for permission to cum, or even just to touch herself, but you know she doesn't deserve it and tell her no
>>56350770
>mfw i send a girl reddit funny pics
>mfw this doesn't translate well to normie girls
>don't get any responses after 5 messages
>wake up
>still alive
>>56350770
>always been naturally funny
>class clown, girls liked it too
>pituitary dysfunction in teens
>get horrible stutter
At least you didn't lose anything.
>tfw all the girls you grew up with were proper girls and not super sluts
>>56351083
>others find my cynical and situational verbal gymnastics based humour funny
>I rarely find anything but poo poo stuf and insult funny
>also nogf
>tfw saw my crush with other man
>wake up
>have a bf
eh good enough
>>56350576
![1m44njrm6i11vpweiexg5xaqv.247x336x17[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/Lcu6zlj.gif "1m44njrm6i11vpweiexg5xaqv.247x336x17[1].gif")
>tfw never had a crush
>tfw 198cm/92kg
>tfw gf is 165cm/68kg
well.... our sons may become manlets, but at least i get to fuck a chubby every day...
>>56350694
can't wait
>>56357444
Same.
>>56357506
>how do genes work
your son will be over 2 meters i can promise you this
>>56350576
Fuck off, m8.
You know what's worse?
Realizing your gf doesn't love you and just wants someone to fill the gap her ex left. And that just a week after getting together.
Fuck man, when life gives you lemons, light them up, they contain poison.
