>french cunt at uni
>always talking shit about britain
>talking shit about how brits dress
>saying french tv is better etc.
>one day he comes into my flat and i'm eating toast
>ahha french food is so much better
>get mad
>lad no one cares about france and i prefer toast to any faggot french food
>toast wanker loves his fucking toast
>flat mates in the living room hear him and burst out laughing
>everyone laughing and calling me a toast wanker
>go to my room and eat my toast with the light off.
Your life must be pretty shit if you get roasted by a french person.
>>56342644
French toast > Texas toast > British toast
>>56342644
Toast and butter was one of my favorite foods growing up lad cheer up
>>56342644
toast wanker LMAO
>>56342834
You ever put a little bit of cinnamon and sugar on it?
>>56342869
>cinnaman or toast on toast?
t.toast wanker
>>56342889
>toast on toast
Don't tell me you've never had a toast sandwich
>>56342644
HAHA FUCKING TOAST FAG
>>56342946
I meant cinnamon or sugar on toast, I'm tired.
Just beat him up, France's martial art is running away.
>>56342869
Absolutely not. Sweet stuff ruins it desu. I could eat 10 pieces of toast and butter before wanting something sweet. Frankly, the butter can melt into it until it's soft for all I care.
>>56342989
I did it when I was a kid, butter with just a little sugar and some cinnamon was a good quick treat
I've made it once or twice while high or drunk too, its not bad desu
>>56342644
>toast wanker
Don't be so sad toast wanker
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>>56342869
>be me
>study in Paris
>old super French lady is my host
>she sees me put cinnamon and sugar on toast
>she thinks it's awesome and starts doing it herself from time to time
Feels good, mang
>>56343027
(you)
>>56342644
>be OP
>be toast wanker
Fucking French bullies
I know the feeling
>>56342644
Maybe try not being a toast wanker, faggot
t. oast wanker
>>56342644
Sounds like a toast wanker alright
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>>56342644
beat him lad
