What are my chances of getting a gf in your country?
>Languages: English (Native), German (Intermediate, a bit rusty), European Portuguese (novice)
>Hometown: Chicago suburbs (but not proud of it)
>Education: Currently working on BS in Physics
You look like a fag, lmao
>>56339880
>Currently working on BS in Physics
Provided you're not a physics douche, your chances are pretty even with the rest of us. Not even physicists like physics douches.
Not white enough.
>>56339880
>this idiot who keeps posting about MUH GERMAN (why won't anyone practice with meee?) and MUH EURO POORTUGESE
Stop.
>>56339901
You better watch yourself faggot.
Holy shit Chicongo is chimp central
>>56339922
What is a "physics douche?" Is that like my professor who wrote comments like "you show no comprehension of the subject whatsoever" and gave extremely unclear lectures to make himself feel smarter than everyone else?
>>56339958
*shitcongo
t. lives there
>>56339945
KHAN any australians lately tsingis?
>>56339958
The suburbs are pretty Whitebread. I would say WASP but we're overrun by Catholics. Even the protestants here are basically Catholics (Lutherans, we don't have any Calvincucks).
>>56339945
Shouldn't you be out conquering places and impregnating women?
>>56339996
And for the record I only made one thread about that.
>>56339987
No it's winter - they freeze and scatter like roaches.
>>56339996
Yeah, living the life you can't lead, son - bitches and land.
>>56340069
Hey man at least I'm not cucked paying child support.
>>56340139
>>56340139
>implying that's even a thing here
>not having your women use birth control
Come on...
CHI
CA
>>56340212
Women not using birth control isn't an issue for me because I normally don't get laid in Shitcongo.
I generally have had bad experiences with my own countrywomen for whatever reason. All I draw in are SJW types. Not quite sure why.
>>56339880
low, but you can get a qt Bulgatian trap.bf
pic related
>>56340298
>not making sure they take the red pill in addition to the pill
You'd get lynched if you tried to get a woman here, brudda. Stay away.
>>56339880
It depends on what you're aiming for. With few social skills and money you probably could get some lower to middle class grill. This should apply to any other country tbqh.
>>56340385
I prefer white women anyway. The least white I can do is Southern Europe.
>>56340454
Some chick from your country kinda stalks me sometimes, so does that count for anything?
>>56340468
>bitches about SJW types
>only wants the most SJW type of women
Well now you're just fucking yourself over.
>>56340518
For the record I'd take Southern Europe over Scandacucks.
>>56340497
Not really. A catch is a catch anywhere. Girls here usually like tanned guys more. Blonde + tan = win.
>>56340611
By kinda stalks me I mean brings up months old facebook posts I made, casually mentions dreams involving me, and some other things.
Plus she said she likes my accent. I didn't know people thought that about us Americans.
>>56339880
Very high anon you can fine a very hot girl here, but you gotta improve your outfit a bit, now you look really nerdy and dumb.
You could get one like pic related easily.
>>56340679
That's just because dat green card isn't it?
>>56339880
Jesus fuck, man. Are you having a public meltdown on int, faggot? You've been shitposting the saddest shit for a couple weeks now, and it's just fucking sad.
>>56340648
Accent fetish is generalized. You should do even better in the UK. I have no game and my accent scored me pussy in Brazil.
>>56340724
No, it's for your winning charm.
Ya goober.
>>56340724
Nah it's cause our girls aren't used to date white guys here, so they get excited when they taste something new, the same happen to all womans really.
There are many light skinned brown haired guys in Mexico but blue eyes almost don't exist here.
>>56340816
How the hell would you know what other threads I've started?
>>56339880
Kill yourself. You'll never be as amazing as me. Irish master race.
>>56340998
"muh heritage" is 1/4 Irish from Cork. And that's the part I'm not proud of, that side of the family is all suicidal alcoholics.
>>56340974
>muh west chi burbs
>muh shitcongo
>muh trying to learn German
>muh European Portuguese
>muh moving to Seattle
You have really noticeable patterns.
>>56339880
You sound and look like a faggot and I wager you'd be that wherever you go. That said, I do want you to go, you sorry sack of crap.
>>56341486
The joke is on you too because you spend so much time on /int/ to the point where you can remember all of these threads.
>>56341571
>sound like a faggot
Did you find his Portuguese thread?
>>56341580
not really the joke is still on you
>>56341580
No, you're just that obvious. I'm not the only one itt who has called you out on it, either. >>56339945
>>56341638
No? Was referring to what he wrote in the OP and the way he presents himself.
And OP, women like dudes just so you know. You come off softer than most women. You should start stretching your anus now because you only have a life as bottom in gay relationships.
>>56341743
>You come off softer than most women
I'll be the first to admit I have no spine but how exactly am I softer than most women?
>>56339880
You look unlovable. There's something smarmy about your face, and it makes me want to see you beat.
I have some piece of shit friends in IL who would love to beat the piss out of a twerp like you. Do you mind telling us where you live?
>>56339880
bout three fiddy
>>56341743
He's not even manly enough to fuck.
t. top faggot
>>56341797
>having friends in Illinois
>>56339958
>says Germany
>>56341840
I grew up there.
>>56341797
OP here, thanks a lot for reminding me of my cousin who looks exactly like Elliot Rodger.
>>56341779
I see the hair and the head tilt and that prissy look you're giving. Then you're apologizing for where you were born and trying to fag off to fail in some other country because you can't swing it here. There's nothing wrong with any of that, but know that you exude not even an ounce of testicle. If you've ever wondered why maybe girls never notice you, it's because only gay males could possibly want something like that.
>>56341840
Considering I want a social life I'll take almost anyone I can get.
>>56341065
>that side of the family is all suicidal alcoholics.
Sounds great.
>>56339880
I saved your photo and all your details so we know who the next mass shooter will be.
>>56341998
My only gun is a Luger my grandfather brought back from WWII. Don't have an ammo and quite frankly I'm not even sure if that thing is safe to shoot.
>>56342228
My granddad had a nice collection of revolvers he'd bought before 1997, he was a cool guy.
LostLost half his pinky finger in a motorcycle accident and he'd make us laugh with it when we were little. Wish I knew him now that I'm grown up.
>>56339880
No. You have to be muscular and outgoing to get a girlfriend.
>>56342579
He didn't mean in his own country you literal mongoloid.
