What's your excuse?
drinking makes you fat and ugly
drinking from jars is the biggest aids trend of the last few years
>moonshine
>50%
pathetic
Why the Hell and Heavens is it in a jar?
Why would I need to buy that our rum is already 84% Alc/vol
>>56317623
>moonshine™
There is nothing holy for you.
>>56318494
Not true, I know many alcohols that are thin and good looking
Prohibition is over, you don't have to drink poisonous ethanol piss anymore.
>>56318765
that's how they made moonshine traditionally, although this is just a lame corporate product piggybacking on the idea of looking "authentic" as a sales pitch.
>>56318979
real stuff is actually p good
>>56318979
oh come on now, you know rednecks are kind of fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHFq6oP9ZK4
I really want to try some moonshine
I want to get drunk while listening to rockabilly and country!
>>56318900
no bully pls :(
>>56319179
>Crown Royal Maple Finish
I never knew that existed until now...
>>56318990
>corporate product
Why not make your own moonshine?
All it takes is like 20 euromonies for everything you need.
A pot, some yeast, sugar, copper tube a bucket and that's it. Have fun getting drunk on 90%+ alcohol. Don't know about the legality of it in your freedom hating country, but making moonshine is a nice weekend project.
>>56319453
latvia in charge of reading into the context of a post
>>56319453
>nice weekend project.
if you don't count the time it takes to ferment, that is. Which is depending on how you make the batch between 5 days and 2 weeks.
>>56319504
I was criticizing the aspect of even having a corporate product of an authentic thing.
Why would you buy corporate moonshine for 10+ euromonies when you can have unlimited moonshine for 20 euromonies?
>>56319629
it is probably sold in tourist areas in disneyworld where people from europe shop, right next to new york yankees hats
>>56319382
It's been around for a little while. It's Crown Royal testing the waters after they noticed that sortilège is becoming popular outside of Québec.
>>56319699
>where people from europe shop
> next to new york yankees hats
you take that back
>>56319759
I've never seen it out west, next time I do I'm going to try it, is it any good?
>>56319453
the people that care about moonshine are still making it, these product are for dumb city dwellers and college kids.
Why would I drink fake moonshine that a company made?
I might as well smoke a cigar made in Montana that slapped the name "Cuban" on it.
Alcohol is haram, I'll be laughing at you alongside my virgins.
>>56320032
>supporting Cuban tobacco over domestic tobacco
fuck off commie
>>56319179
>Jagermeister
>Imported
>German flag
What.
>>56319699
They seem to sell a lot of it in wisconsin, but we get all of the minnesota city slicker business with their whole dry state on sundays thing, so that could be part of it.
>>56320101
>I'll be laughing at you alongside my virgins.
is that what you call your steam group?
lads i'm actually becoming an alcoholic
the autism and smoking means i'm also becoming rust
send help
>>56320131
My point was that if I'm going to consume a product which is trying to cash in on the popularity of another product, I might as well just have the real thing.
>>56319873
Sortilège or Crown maple?
Sortilège is like a drug. Put it in your coffee, drink it after supper, drink it before supper, use it as an air freshener, brush your teeth with it. It's amazing.
Crown maple is just Crown Royal with maple notes/finish. It's nice, but I wouldn't get too excited about it. It might be exciting if you don't regularly get maple syrup.
>>56320143
goes good with an export
>>56320190
Me too man, I've been drinking almost everyday for the past 3 months? can't remember.
>>56320143
Fun fact, if you're in the USA or Canada and buy Sapporo beer that says "imported from Japan" or whatever, that's a lie. A massive amount of Sapporo beer is brewed in Guelph, Ontario. It's a product of Canada. We's Japan now :DD
>>56320534
>We's Japan now
No, you're China, Zhang.
>>56320190
>lads i'm actually becoming an alcoholic
>>56320351
You're not an alcoholic as long as you can stop whenever you need. Meaning - if you attend work and don't lose on your social life you are not an alcoholic.
At least that's what Satan is whispering into my ear every time I open another beer.
>>56318733
80% master race
>>56320558
Chinese make knock off Japanese things, Canada makes knock off Chinese things.
Canada makes knock off of knock offs.
Their culture is a knock off of American's culture, and even their very land was knocked off and pushed back to the frigid Arctic.
>>56320591
same desu except i'm unemployed now
>>56320558
That's Zhongyao to you, Juan.
>>56320876
Let us feast on our traditional dumplings and tacos together, esse.
