comfy Sunday night edition
bule and outsiders, out!
Dubs and malay-chan must post his penis
keduax
>>56305702
>penis
haram
KETIGAX
pertatitit
Someone please translate
rago mag kerek2
malaysia pling bodo
>>56305701
>get in, except non-aseans :3
non-asean reporting in
>>56305814
BULE OUT!!!!!!!!
>>56305805
I don't know the first one, but the second one
>Malaysia is the stupidest.
>>56305678
thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7imqO-OBVk
I will vote for that dudut guy
Hello /a/ are commie subs good
>>56305843
No.
>tfw no qt president gf
GLORIA DID NOTHING WRONG SHE ONLY DONE IT TO SPEED UP THE FUNDING PROCESS
>>56305826
I too want to feel what it's like to be a slut
>>56305928
But it is.
>>56305952
Her son and husband are curropt assholes, I will not be surprised if they did all the dirty work.
can I be an honorary asean?
POST SPOOPY STORY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOdCTh4C7ek
>>56306087
post proof you are not bule
>>56306152
>me on the middle
am I honorary asean now?
>>56306152
>>56306194
me on the left
let me im
If you're angry with Malacanang, I understand. But Mar Roxas has been part of the Malacanang's corruption for 20 years.
Just yesterday, it was reported that Inquirer has a secret tape recording of Roxas saying he doesn't mean what he's saying on Basangmoro Basic Law. But Mar refuses to allow them to release the tape. Mar, release the tape. If you are telling Inquirer's editorial board that you're lying to the voters, the voters have a right to know.
dubs and you all get gfs this year! :3
who /all england/ here?
seems like chingchong is not superior anymore
Bule di sini
>>56305952
If Gloria did nothing wrong
Same goes with Abad.
Both just want to bypass bureaucracy bullshit
>>56306324
Bule di luar !
get out! shitty foreigners!
>>56305771
http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/762270/duterte-if-elected-i-will-release-gloria-macapagal-arroyo
>“If I am elected President, I will release her. Why? Because the evidence [against her] is weak. I know that. I am a lawyer,” Duterte said at a gathering of the group Friends of Rody Duterte here.
>>56306251
Sauce?
>>56306194
>>56306248
how do i get good at drawing /asean/ fuck all i wanted was to draw anime titties
>>56306415
just be yourself
>>56306415
practice and studying the object you want to draw
>>56306248
>>56306194
NOT BROWN ENOUGH
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>>56306415
get some proper pencils ruler and shit
>>56306303
LCW is getting old and he's deteriorating. His gameplay arent as fast as it was.
Our best hope for next big player is Iskandar Zulkarnain Zainuddin.
Lets just hope he will be as good or better as LCW
>>56306406
>>56306459
why live if im not asean
>>56306194
>>56306248
>>56306406
>>56306459
>t. sextourist
>>56306415
Just trace back animay-may to get practice
>>56306251
I believe it, its 100% true cause I hate Roxas
>>56306375
>bule di luar
Tidak!
>>56306454
>went to /ic/ to study
>all those talents holy fuck
i get discouraged every time, dont even know where to begin
>>56306523
>age 24
>Highest ranking 37
nah
it's over m8
kento momota is the next goat
as you can all see
the bahamas is asean
I like her fat tagalog ass
>>56306808
is this real
>>56306777
most malaysian player become either top 10 or busted like misbun sidek son..
>>56306459
Fuck off brownfag.
>>56306808
no youre not
you are gay version of palestine
>I ask a Dutfag to post the link about Roxas
>No response
Why am I not surprised?
>>56306828
Do you like Fujimori?
>>56306857
yes
>>56306943
delete this
I hope Rio Haryanto and his shills don't embarass themselves this F1 season
Could I hide from my problems as an English teacher in Indochina?
>>56307095
>t. sextourist
>>56307050
Haryanto is ass and could possibly be the second coming of Alex Yoong. They should have kept Rossi, since Rossi actually had talent.
>>56307050
rio is a cool dude and i hope he can be success but i know for sure he will finish dead last
>>56307050
this is his last chance desu
he reminds me of malaysia's alex yoong
Is Hyper Dimension Neptunia worth playing? I'm after the plot, not the tits.
>>56307095
Are you white?
If so then, go away, Bule.
Or are you black?
If so then, go away, nigger.
Or are you latina?
If so then, go away, Pedro
El PeruANO
>>56307236
Girls doing cute things to each other.
>>56307050
PROUD TO BE INDONESIA
>>56307237
then I'll go to East Asia, they only want white teachers
>>56307393
> Mr. Ecclestone I'm Indonesia
>>56307236
If you want play kusoge, then go read comyu.
>>56307437
did you mean ikikoi?
>>56307404
Are you white? post proof.
Tbh Bules are pretty chill here even the Bogan one. Or maybe most of foreigner (except Pakis) that come here are pretty chill, I don't know. I never met nigger and latina in my place.
>>56307483
Ikikoi is kamige, you fucking dumbwit.
Bule's in
>>56307525
its either the bangla or paki who stirred up trouble by harassing our girls then get beat up by our local lads.
meanwhile the chinese from china and african student are the ones makes malaysia as their crime hub.
What does it feel like to have children?
>>56307567
>Ikikoi
>kamige
Chouhi_grin.jpg
>>56307817
>tfw all my friends are all now parents
>tfw im only one in my highschool/college batch that doesnt have gf nor wife/husbando
>>56307817
d-do you want to find out?
>>56307817
>>56308035
Go make one, you two.
Hello
>my mum keeps on cleaning my room
>she always discover my piss bottle or two before I get a chance to dispose of them
>tfw I'll be 24 this year and she still cleans after me
which asean country is the best
>>56308751
MUH LAYSIA
>>56308751
Malaysia
>>56308751
malaysia
>>56308751
M'Laysia
>>56308751
The one that's truly Asia
>>56308910
>>56308912
thanks lads time for some sex tourism
>>56307437
>>56307483
>>56307567
>>56307864
I literally have no idea what you guys are talking about.
>>56308751
Literally anything but the Philippines
>>56308751
pilipinas
>>56309077
>>56309051
Stop ruining it
>>56309077
>>56309051
im getting mixed signals
I just need a place witht the cutest boys
>>56308751
Australia
>>56309138
Malaysia :3
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BULE BTFO
T
F
O
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAA
wasted a day investigating this subhuman
https://twitter.com/search?q=villenastephen
>>56305952
damn stress really destroys you
why the hell does someone wants to be a president of this shithole
>>56307525
I'm white as the driven snow
>>56309746
>pig toe
>tfw tomorrow is wagecuck monday
I feel like wuitting my job
>>56310096
>tfw 9 months to go till quit mine.
Us 1 year good enough stay for a company?
Or should I stay and make the 18 months recommended stay?
>>56309515
These are legit creepy INC tier Devotion and Damage control for dutdut.
Submit our we will kill you.
Hilarious tho.
>>56310206
I'm toughing it out until the general economy in Malaysia recovers a bit, jobs are kinda hard to get now.
>>56309933
What?
I know they're a little big, size 13 US mens, but they aren't too massive since I'm 6'3"
>>56310267
It is, I managed to not get a job even after signing the contract and everything.
I should have sued.
I'm going to kill myself lads
what's the point of living a lonely life
>>56310739
Holy shit, what company?
>>56310832
At least you have a gf
>>56310832
waking up and giving you (You)s
>>56310847
TM, last I heard they're in full clusterfuck mode right now.
I hope I get a job before my convocation in late April, if not I guess I'll go for a master's degree.
>>56310854
>At least you have a gf
>>56310877
>(You) isn't appearing for some reason
>>56310832
get a job
any wagecucking job and you miss the neet life
>>56310935
Well at least you HAD a gf, I never knew such feelings.
>>56310832
pic related
>>56310910
TM is a mix bag tbqh, some of their departments are tip top while some are abhorrently horrible
>>56310999
Yeah I heard nothing but horror stories from people who worked there, I just wished that they didn't fuck me over like this because I really wanted that job.
>>56310413
im 6'5" and I only wear 11
tell me your secret
>>56310952
what's the point?
I come home after work to an empty house then sit on my chair to browse the net,the light from my monitor being the only source of light in the room
>>56310977
>ever implying i had a gf
>>56311251
All you need is a hug and a shoulder to cry on
http://www.befrienders.org.my/about.html
>>56311088
I am pretty sure in some point you really have to get along with your co workers like eating in some rare resto, birthday partys, etc.. the only time i eat real food.
>>56311251
Ok well at least you have a job while I'm still a NEET.
>All this sad posters
the only appropriate theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
>>56311329
I am an awkward, socially inept NEET with an anxiety disorder. There, I fucking described it for you. Don't imply anything good about me.
>>56311551
At least you didn't get to see you family murdered in front of you as a child and had to grow up in the streets committing petty crimes just to live.
>>56310206
stay until your contract ran out. Certain company wants royal worker. 2-3 year at least.
>>56311670
Believe me or not, only the latter didn't happen to me.
I still think of you from time to time, atuk.
This thread is getting way too heavy
>>56311551
real disorder prescribe by professionals or MUH DISORDER!
>>56305678
*sits outside in the shade doing nothing staring at the street*
Coffee help me pass through shitty times. I literally went to bed early thinking of fresh coffee and cigarette in the morning. Eventually I befriended coffee shop aunty in the neighborhood and it's nice talking to strangers. Sometimes I hear stories from other customers and some are really fresh, different perspectives.
Also alcohol every other Friday. Whining to friends about jobs and hear their worse stories make life somewhat bearable.
>>56311743
I give up, you really are the lowest of low.
Test
Who needs a lover if I gotchu guys.
>>56311936
Coffee makes sleepy for some reason, I read up that people with ADHD are affected, but my doctor says I don't have ADHD.
>>56312352
I need money
>>56312425
spoken like a true asean
>>56311936
I like tea for this because coffee is too strong for me ngl
>>56312416
>I don't have ADHD
What tests did your doctor give you?
>>56312862
Went to a psychologist, mostly questions and observation stuff. My insurance covered it so I figured why not.
how do i pronounce some of the viet names
NG NG NG
HOW THE HELL DO I PRONOUNCE THAT
>>56312944
Nang
easy
>>56312944
>engy
>engy
>engy
>>56312944
Imagine a strong black man caressing your butthole and then slowly and lovingly puts his member in the aforementioned orifice, the sounds that you make then is how you would pronounce NG,
>>56309350
But we always win again non-East Asia country, anon.
>>56313211
against*
>>56312944
I pronounce Nguyen like Nujewyen
>>56313357
>jew
ahahaha
>>56313761
delet this
>>56313167
h-hot
>>56313761
>>56313786
*Osama
i like sex
Pengen Ngentot nih
>>56306415
100 figures, 100 gestures, 100 skeletons, 10 perspectives
EVERY SINGLE DAY FOR 3 YEARS
trust me anon, I'm an artist
[spoiler] what I meant by skeleton is the basic structure of the object you're drawing, idk what the term is called but I call it skeleton, also just do 10 of each everyday and you're bound to get good on drawing [/spoiler]
>>56315219
>piercing
into the trash
>>56315262
tapi kalau dia hisap kontol enak sekali
>>56315393
nanti sangkut di foreskin macam mana?
>>56307437
>>56307483
>>56307525
>>56307567
>mfw /asean/ is actually /vn/
I want your honest opinions, is Ikikoi worth playing? and Why?
>>56315674
foreskin sudah hilang sejak 5th grade.
>>56315674
da sunat :^)
>>56315025
I like it with you :3
>>56315771
Go play Black Package Try VNs. They're all kamige.
>>56316628
Know any good VN with alot of yandere?
>>56316850
>VN
Why play an autistic picture book when you can just wait for the release of Yandere Simulator ;^)
>hitting girls at twitter
wish me luck guise
>>56317130
lewd
>>56317130
>at twitter
autism_levels.png
>>56315771
For all seriousness, Ikikoi is slapstick comedy eroge and the heroines are a tsundere, violent tsundere, and bakadere.
The only worth heroine on Ikikoi is her imouto though.
>>56316850
I know certain eroge that has a lot of yandere, she will ask you "where are you going for all this long" if you don't open the game for more than a month (you must finish her route IIRC).
>>56317943
I forgot the name though and IIRC it doesn't have english translation, but maybe has chinese translation.
goodnight /sea/men
Goodmorning /sea/men
Thank you stingray
hehehehe
good night asean
>>56322890
good night island man
>>56322890
goodnight non-asean
t. honorary asean
Any flips awake?
I have a question. Plz answer
Hi from me and Brunei qt
>>56327005
cute
>>56327005
A third person's missing. Do you know who he is?
Here's a hint
Black as night,
Give women and children fright,
When he is in sight,
Keep doors and windows shut tight
>>56327005
>toilet paper at computer
wewlad
>>56327856
I have a roll right next to me ngl
>>56327856
>gf wont let me jack off
>she wants to help
>>56328153
are you white ?
What is fluid and thick,
Sprouts forth from a stick,
Harder than brick,
Through rigorous kick
*talks to the tripfag*
>>56327856
Good morning lads.
It's time to work.
>>56333948
time for me to go to sleep after I finish my revision in 30min
>not finding the best workplace that suits you with decent wage
I guess you're better off becoming a neet then.
argentina
>>56334830
I'm scared that I study a lot, but I end up hating law and I would have ended wasting my 3 years and put myself in £50,000 debt.
>>56334857
where's Deigo?
>>56334830
But becoming a NEET here is a big no-no and is frowned upon by society.
>>56334932
Lol i earned money and saved up during my education.
>>56331938
>>56331718
Isnt the tripfag a girl?
>>56335177
yeah, so am I
>>56335144
>>56335177
RARE FLAG
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F
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A
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>>56335144
>>56335177
Thank you for your flag Icelandic/Scottish island
>>56335177
>>56335144
How many seals have you clubbed? How many whales have you kamikaze'd? How many invading Icelanders have you fought off?
>>56335144
How cold is it over there? I read that flights going there are rather irregular.
>>56335246
I thought you only wanted to be a loli.
I'm a girl though :3
My hair's kinda like that girl from Twice
>>56335379
ple make me into a cute loli
>>56335144
>>56335177
DOUBLE DUBS
>>56335471
Post face.
If your face is cute, you'll be a cute loli. If not, you are an ugly loli that will never be cute.
>>56334995
mmmm the taste of Maalaala mo Kaya lover being a wageslave is the greatest sidedish for breakfast
>>56335337
You dont club seals your knife whales
>>56335356
Never really that cold due to oceanic climate. Average is 0 in winter and 10 in summer and it always rains
>>56335379
Post proof please
>>56335379
you're not, quit being delusional
>>56335610
Only if you describe the taste of whale meat to me :)
>>56335946
Are you absolutely certain about that?
>>56336118
yes I am
>>56335177
>girl
>>56336352
You are correct ;___;
Thanks a lot for showing me the cold hard truth. I hope you are happy now
>>56336118
Its taste like fat just even more blubberish
>>56336493
I'm sorry, could you repeat that again? Say it again!
I sense bule
>>56336738
I was really hoping I might find Whale meat appetizing.
Hope I would get the chance to try it though.
>>56336766
I'm a boy.
Worse still is that I'm beyond twinkish. No girl will ever love a feminine looking boy ;__;
why is /asean/ attracting different kinds of retard from different parts of the world? just fucking fuck off. why don't you shitpost on /mena/ or /cum/ instead?
>>56337256
This hilarious because it's true
Dont not go out and vote if you are going to vote for anybody else but our guy Rodrigo Duterte.
Got this from my qt
Its tasty as fuck lads
>>56337256
sorry m80
>>56337411
Kek, why, will his deathsquad shoot you in the head or the NPA tier dutdutfags will stab you
>>56335177
rare
a
r
e
What is your favourite anime senpai?
>>56337194
>I'm a boy
GOOD! Let's practice it shall we?
>>56337976
P-Practice what?
>>56335177
Sweden is now effeminate?
SWEDEN YES
>>56337796
I dont watch anima, never have and i'm not realy sure what it is?
>>56337740
No, of course not, there's a gun ban enforced.
They'll just kidnap you and fuck youre boipucci
>>56337637
wth is that?
>>56338202
are you white?
>>56338112
Say it again! So that you and everyone here is aware that you're a boy. It's really GOOD for the mind to practice self-awareness.
Salamat Pogi /asean/
What are you up to today?
>>56338493
nothing, it's my day off from work
maybe i go to town and buy a shirt and swim at beach
or maybe just sit at home relaxing all day shitposting and drinking beers
>>56338289
No i am a native faroese
>>56338527
are you white?
>>56338226
They already pulled of the successful laglag bala scam just to sabotage the admin and NAIA
I will not be surprised if they pulled that off, rape and molested victims tend to inflict the same harm to others.
>>56338589
Check your privilege, you can't just blatantly ask like that you shitlord
Is it possible to host php on IIS?
>>56338289
Seaweed
>>56338343
Enough.
I'll say it when I want to say it.
>>56338652
whites are not welcome here , do you know that?
pls leave
>>56338658
yes. Why are you using php on IIS? Are ASP.NET and/or AJAX not enough?
>>56338734
installing wamp will just clutter up and bloat my computer and too lazy to setup a vm
Anyone can find me the dates of 2007 UN for elementary school?
>>56338923
I don't understand what you want upside down poland.
>>56338493
Is Galko really this lewd? What am I missing out on?
>>56338873
you'll probably run into a lot of problems. Good luck with that.
>>56338634
>sabotage the admin with laglag bala
Next you're going to tell me someone sabotage the MRT to hurt admin
>>56339047
/ss/
>>56339116
nobody can be this dumb
>dutdut wins and becomes our president
>6 months in
>he declares himself dictator
>he goes full boipussy queer mode
>his horny closeted self goes out
>using his dictatorial powers
>he chooses one random male citizen to ravage his rectum
>every month one lucky male filipino is chosen
>using lotto style raffle on national tv, picked by himself live
>your name comes on tv screen
>day later white red plated unmarked vans and full face masked motorcycle tandem now roam your neighboorhood
wat do?
>>56339116
I doesnt take that much motivation tbqhwy.
Just be from The visayas or Mindanao and hate manila.
>>56339354
Or a Marcosfag
>>56338493
Absolutely nothing
>reading a post
>sillypenis political terms mentioned
>i immediately stop reading it and scroll downwards
>>56339555
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>>56339555
>>56339555
