Why the fuck isn't everyone on here learning German?
>Most spoken language in Europe
>Easy
>Spoken in the richest , cleanest and most successful countries
Also its the most valued languages by most employers so you are pretty much guaranteed a job, if not you get can just move to Germany and get one there.
Stop wasting your time with dead shit like Spanish or French
WENN ICH DAS SEH
>>56260523
DU
DU HAST
Du HAST MICH
>German
>Easy
>>56260523
no need they speak english
bratwurst :DD
>>56260523
Because learning a language is a tedious and demending process, and people only do it out of need or, sometimes, out of interest, but not because of statistics.
Learning German actually demands an effort.
Even a mongoloid mahometan could learn English so we will stick to it, it's easier that way
The holy jihad will cleanse the world of any language but the language of Allah, the holy language he spoke with Muhammad. Your strive for knowledge is useless.
ACHHH JA JAWOHL MEIN OFFIZIER
ICH SPRACHE VERY GUT DEUTSH JA ARBEIT MACHT FREI
EIN ZWEI POLIZEI DREI FIER GRENADIER
HEIL HITLER
Speaking in German always sounds like you're pissed off at something.
Just learn Dutch. Germans will understand it if you shout and point and things.
>>56260523
We know english. That's the dominant language.
Mind ye, I love a bit of aldi's cheapo food.
>>56261604
Kek
>Easy
No something i frequently hear people saying about my language.
>>Easy
yeah, about that.. 12 years and still can't write correctly nor understand anything but the simplest spoken language
>>56263590
I'm not even German and I feel bad
>>56263544
Germans always will understand Dutch be they won't be able to holf back their tears because Dutch is so insanely cute :3
>>56260523
German is fucking disgusting though, reminds me too much of arabic and I already hear too much arabic in my daily life
French is qt :3
>>56260523
Ist es gay wenn mein Freunding hat ein feminim Pimmel?
>>56263778
I don't like this meme.
>>56263760
It really is, it's intuitive as fuck if you're not a halfwit. The grammar is incredibly straightforward and rulebound meanwhile vocabulary stacks together. It's literally just learning grammar and then a fuckton of vocab. I'm only a beginner at it, but really how many phrases and what not stray from the literal?
Because everyone else is learning English
If I planned on travelling to germany I would learn some to be polite and if I planned to live there I would attempt to properly learn it
>>56263843
Because it sounds like utter shit.
>>56260523
why? germany gone full mudslime now
no point
>>56260523
أنا أتكلم الألمانية بشكل جيد للغاية
>>56263772
That was written in your cuckhole
>>56263778
Is it true that Austrians have a cute accent?
it's easy for you because you speak a germanic lanugage retard, it would be very hard for me.
>>56263760
The adherence to its rules generally make it easier once you learn them but there are a lot of rules.
>>56264435
>English
>a germanic language
aber ich bin deutsche lernen!! und ja, ich finde es ziemlich einfach
>>56264435
But you already know a Germanic language lmao?
>Speaking a language from a cuck culture that speaks english and implodes itself every 50 years
no thanks, French + Italian + Spanish is what everyone should learn
>>56264529
Because english is everywhere.
I wasn't sitting in my sofa one day and decided I should learn english out of the blue, through hard study and dedication, it just happened...
>>56264393
it's cute in the sense that Austrians sound like grandmas from the countryside
German may be easy but I cannot for the life of me pronounce a complete sentence in German correctly.
>>56264647
But if you already know a Germanic language it will ALSO be easier for you
>>56264647
Can you read >>56263814 without a translator?
>>56260523
It's very simple OP. I'll tell you why I'm not learning any more German apart from the rudiments from school.
Because you wrote the entirety of the text in your OP, in English.
(protip: it doesn't matter that you yourself are British. My point is still relevant)
>>56265645
I've never learned any German and feel like I can understand that
Are some words really that familiar or is this done on purpose to be easy to understand
>>56264320
Germany is the whitest major country
>>56263916
No..just, no.
And I like German myself.
>>56265732
It's familiar.
I used to live in Anaheim and heim, home, my first German lesson.
Plus, mann=man, water=wasser, ice=eiss.
>>56264464
Yes Abdul. English is a germanic language.
What else would the Anglo-Saxon tribes speak?
>>56265850
English is 75% Latin therefore it's a Latin language
Moreover it all comes from French so you could argue that English is in fact a Gallic language
>>56260571
WERD' ICH ECHT SAUER
>>56265918
French is a latin language. It has no unique origin.
That aside it is possible to speak german with just as many latin words as english. It's how the more educated converse.
I don't speak any language. I just make uncouth grunting sounds and use a special machine that picks up on the loudness and emotional cues and translates it perfectly to english
>>56260523
Was literally at Aldi this morning.
Nobody there spoke German, but there's a 6.5/10 blonde girl who works on the tills, she's ~24 and I'm pretty confident she fancies me.
>>56265850
Bist du beschrenkt? Angelsächsisch wurde so von den Franzacken gehahnreit als sie übernommen haben, dass es inzwischen eher eine romanische Sprache als eine germanische ist.
>>56266140
Your points about it being easier for Anglos is fair enough, then.
>>56266249
That sentence wasn't even correct though
Ja ja, deutsch sind gut ja.
Deutschland nicht gehen holland innehmen ja?
Das ist gut ja
>>56262038
Leichter als Englisch 2bh senpai
>>56263814
>Is it gay if my girlfriend has a feminine dick?
A little bit gay, is okay.
>>56260523
>Most spoken language in Europe
Did you even read wiki before shitposting?
>>56263108
>modo
hochste kek!
>>56265850
It has both roots, however German is really only apparent in simple words...
If there is a complex text the French version is much easier to compare with English
where could I start learning german ?
i've met an austrian qt hihihihi
>German not completely deadshit
most germans speak only english and arabic anyway whats the point of learning german its going to die out in 50 years anyway unlike french and spanish which will live on in the colonies
>>56266558
austrians speak austrian
>>56266359
Dies uezs
I'm learning French because it's more useful
Although I'm learning Parisian French and not the gross Quebec language.
>>56265918
>retards still arguing this
>>56265672
>this is an American, English-speaking imageboard
>I'm going to base my opinion on the superiority of the English language on the fact that you spoke English on this American website
>tfw you lack any form of social confidence so you will never find someone to speak german to
>tfw you only learn through trial and error, and by actually using what you want to learn
niemals könnte ich deutsch lernen :(
>>56267098
d-du kannst deutsch mit mir reden, koala-kun :3
>>56267234
sehen sie das bild
>>56267353
Du bist so süß! Hast du kik oder skype? <3
>>56260523
Mein Deutsche nicht so gut?
Did it for my Junior Cert and dropped it for my leaving in secondary school.
oh well.
>>56267234
Aber ich bin schon hier bei Deutschland und meine Deutsch ist viele schleckt... was soll ich tun?
>>56260523
>Why the fuck isn't everyone on here learning German?
Nobody wants to live with autists and Arabs.
They don't have enough good literature.
>>56267384
n-nein, aber wollen sie mir ein konto öffnen?
Because French
But I like German lit better desu
>>56267556
Das musst du schon selbst machen, ich kann ja nicht einfach die Accountdetails hier posten! :3
>>56260523
German is less useful than both Spanish and French and is harder to learn, Germans don't even speak their own language.
>>56267654
nein nein :p
wollen sie dass ich öffnen?
ich kann nicht das auf deutsch sagen D:
>>56267774
Ja, mach es!
Ich muss jetzt gehen aber wenn du den Namen hier postest melde ich mich in ~1 Stunde :3
>>56266663
and portuguese speak spanish
>>56267438
Nutten (auch bekannt als deutsche Frauen) ficken
>>56268231
Ach so! Gute idee :^)
MOIN LOIDE
Deutsch ist doch nicht leicht. Es gibt Präpositionen, Geschlechter, und die seltsamen Sätzte.
"Ich kann dir helfen! Deutsch ist so leicht! Zuerst musst du viele Wörter lernen, dann musst du die Grammatik lernen! Übung macht den Meister!"
>I can help to you! German is so easy! First must you many words learn, then must you the grammar learn! Practice makes the master!
Ich bin sicher, dass Englisch leicht für euch ist, Brudis.
>>56267922
>[email protected]
ich muss dich warnen:
ich kann nicht mehr als ein bißchen sagen *und* ich bin kein qt
>>56269171
oh
skype btw
>studying things that arent science, medicine or technology
This should be a new definition of a "waste of time". lmao why do people even do this?
I'm planning on learning (some) German once I'm finished with Swedish. Probably won't be for another year but I'm looking forward to it
>>56267963
Arabic you white scum
>>56268834
>Ich bin sicher, dass Englisch leicht für euch ist, Brudis.
Geht so. Lernen es aber schon sehr früh.
>>56263590
[triggered]
>implying Spanish won't be the new lingua franca of Pax Chicania
what are German girls like? no memes pls
>>56271712
siehe
>>56268231
