Why are Germans so mad at us all the time?
Is it because we're better than them at everything?
>>56222196
yeah, pretty much
>>56222196
yes, in the east we say "Jeder Vorarlberger wacht auf und wünscht sich er wär Schweizer"
>>56222196
Yup. I know that feel, bro.
>muh nazi gold
>muh fiscal evasion
And the worst part is that we probably got a better army so they will never be able to do shit.
>40% foreigners
>>56223879
give muh nazi gold back!
>>56222196
It is precisely that
Bravo Switzerland
>>56222196
We are? We usually don't think too much about either Switzerland and Austria at all. You guys are just like our little brothers or something.
the only time i ever heard anything swiss mentioned while i lived 6 years in germany was late at night when i'd turn on the TV to fap and see some advert selling shit and in the little corner it would say "chf" in a grossly over-inflated price.
>>56223977
Alright, but we don't consider you as a big brother or something. I really think that - generally speaking - people are better off in our country, even if it's not to most exciting place on earth socially, culturally and so on.
>>56224251
cool. enjoy yourselves I guess.
>>56224307
he's really trying to make you mad at him! WHY ARENT YOU MAD
devuelvan el oro de los nazi
>>56224329
>Germany
>Low enough on the autism spectrum to feel emotions
They only sound mad
>>56224329
No, thank you.
>>56224394
>being this mad
lmao lad
Hey germany lets get a deligation to moscow and see if they can hook us up with hordes of mongols going and talk those faggots into liberating a healthpack country and all their nazi gold for the sakes of communism
>>56222196
I'm furious. But that's mostly because I'm a Bavarian.
>>56224576
come home brother
>>56222196
I'm really happy that I'm swiss
>>56222196
How are Swiss the only germanics who didn't fuck their shit up?
>>56222196
They just really, really want your companies' and banks' secrets and numbers.
Their intelligence agency eats that stuff up like candy.
t. not CIA
>>56224752
They did. They were eternally fucked by the French, it was so JUST fucked up that it went full circle, so now they live in prosperity and peace (sans balkaners).
>>56224945
>They were eternally fucked by the French
we weren't. One close victory and we just said we wouldn't interfere in the Italian wars against france.
Reason for that is because we were only after milan and didn't have the leverage to hold it anyway because no one to ally with.
It was that or austria and austria hated us more.
>>56223954
20%!
>>56222196
GOTT
STRAFE
BASEL
ER STRAFE ES HART
>>56222196
A F U C K I N G H E A L T H P A C K
>>56226841
What's wrong with Basel?
Because you're mountain niggers that have a weird accent and are obsessed with guarding jew gold.
>>56226935
>>56226841
Der ewige Basler.
>>56226810
I checked, 27,7%
>one shot at life
>not born in Switzerland
>tfw forever a swissboo
>>56226935
Germans mad because this is the finest example of swiss superiority. The German part of the city is so blatantly inferior to the swiss part it's like crossing another world.
So they hate us.
>>56227061
Hm fugg... You are right..
http://www.bfs.admin.ch/bfs/portal/de/index/themen/01/07/blank/key/01/01.html
>>56227348
How are you taking it? :/
>>56227061
>>56227348
same for everyone. How much niggers do you think are in France or Germany? They don't even consider them foreigners, they give them the nationality and the cucks are proud to wave that in our face.
>>56227337
>being this retarded
>>56227495
The people already made their decisions at the polls.
The government has now to make a good deal with the EU, to regulate the free persona movement. A deal which is nearly impossible.
But most of this foreigners are "good". Many doctors in the hospital are from Germany for example, while in Germany many doctors are from the Czech Republic.
>>56227495
60% of America is white. How about you ask them how they take it.
Same for France if you don't consider arabs white.
And same for Germany now that they import so many niggers.
The only difference is that we don't give them the nationality easily, hence the high number.
Many of those foreigners are white btw. We import a lot of high qualified workers.
http://de.statista.com/statistik/daten/studie/293102/umfrage/auslaenderanteil-in-oesterreich/
based desu
>>56227584
>
go on.
>>56227061
60% of them are from Germany, Austria, France or Italy, a remaining 20% from other EU countries, the remaining 20% from other european countries, USA, south america, africa, middle east, Australia and Asia combined.
>>56222196
My reason for existance is to become Swiss, so I guess thats a yes.
Why did Switzerland leave the HRE?
>>56229179
>H
>R
>E
here's why. Never enter an organization led by Saxon freaks.
>>56224037
Ok Nigga
>>56223954
>>56227061
Not all foreigners are created equal, anon
Jå, dese Schisdütschen immer
I think you guys are alright
switzerland should just take over germany
>>56222196
Muslims hate crosses
>>56232439
That must be why they all avoid Sweden
>>56232439
>International Red Cross Society's symbol is just the Swiss flag inverted, as it orginiated in Geneva
>Muslims all go "MUH CROSS, MUH FAITH!!!!"
I hate you slimes
>>56223879
>we probably got a better army
Don't kid yourself. You've got an infantry at most, not an army.
Mountain Jews
>>56222196
>better than them at everything
and cars?
>>56232952
And you have literally none.
>>56234518
Agree, Germany has a decent car industry. We don't. Though their car industry was established many decades ago. But what industry other than cars is thriving in your country? Where are your global IT companies (apart from SAP)? Google is investing in Zurich, not Berlin. It seems to me that a sort of brain-drain process is going on in Germany. You guys can't even build a fucking airport anymore...
>>56236436
Yeah, i heard there some investments in data servers in Switzerland
>>56236335
Are you crazy
Our military is defensive but we could invade your ass in 2 days
>>56236677
Are you that deluded lol? It takes weeks for America to properly occupy a sand nigger ridden montain hole, imagine how it is against a modernized western army.
Of course we're speaking about the USA here. Your german planes don't even take off and your tanks overheat, pretty sure my regional regiment would be in Berlin after 1 week.
Medpacks, tell me about your country.
>>56226935
nothing
I really like the city, especially the museums.
Too bad it's constantly under construction
>>56236778
Americas military is a joke. Also they try to invade a country thousands of kilometers away from them, you are literally at our feet. And your army is a joke.
WE WUZ POPE GUARDS IN SHIET
Yeah right, don't kid yourself, we could easily invade you
>>56236922
>Americas military is a joke.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2015/02/19/germanys-army-is-so-under-equipped-that-it-used-broomsticks-instead-of-machine-guns/
>>56236962
Germans BTFO
>>56236962
We don't spend billions on our military, like you do. The joke is that you spend so much money on your military, yet the only noteable thing your army achieved was to take down a dictator in a 3. world country
>>56237099
your country exists because of my country's military.
>>56236335
>literally
>>56237099
>implying thats not a good thing
how fuking weak can you even get
>>56236436
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hidden_champions
>muh hypothetical wars
>>56237219
It's one of the reasons why migration crisis started in the first place
>>56222196
Because there's nothing wrong with your country, really. The only things that I can find wrong with it is that large portions of your country speak French and Italian which is gross. If you got rid of those parts and gave them to France/Italy your country would be perfect. It might just be jealousy too considering that you're being less cucked than Germany.
>>56237403
surely the crises in the middle east have nothing to do with the brits+french splitting the ottoman empire then installing a jewish state right next to a bunch of insane muslim countries
>>56236335
>using 30 year old versions of German tank models
>claiming Germany has no army
i kek'd
>>56237457
But the modern crisis started after Gaddafis death and proto Isis gained all weapons you left there. The second wave is obama's decision to return troops who were there
>>56237099
>>56237504
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2015/02/19/germanys-army-is-so-under-equipped-that-it-used-broomsticks-instead-of-machine-guns/
:^)
>>56222196
Wouldn't that imply that you're better at being cucks than they are?
>>56238274
I'm surprised your 30 year old tanks survived that long, but that's probably cause you never use them. No wear and tear on things that never leave the garage.
>>56238274
>"Switzerland cannot intervene because its airbases are closed at night and on the weekend," spokesman Laurent Savary told AFP. "It's a question of budget and staffing."
http://www.theguardian.com/world/shortcuts/2014/feb/19/swiss-air-force-ethiopian-airlines-hijacking-office-hours
>>56223879
you really think your army who doesnt have any combat experience ever is good?
How did the Swiss celebrate last year when it was their 500th anniversary of being militarily cucked for all of eternity?
>>56238792
>your army who doesnt have any combat experience ever is good?
Regular training once every few months is at least better than playing with broomsticks :^)
>>56238935
>your nation was so castrated it's literally forbidden to have an army that can compete with France even with 20 millions citizen more.
>3 million refugees by 2020
ayyy we're so cucked.
Being a small country is nice in times of relative peace when surrounded by benevolent neighbours. If Switzerland had neighbours like Russia or China, things wouldn't be so nice around there. Switzerland can exist and afford its freedoms because it's right in the middle of Europe, surrounded by larger countries that provide peripheral stability. In that regard, their success relies on Germany, France, Italy and Austria doing well. However, small size always results in powerlessness and while Switzerland can play democracy on a microcosmic scale, the important decisions are always made without them.
