Greenland doesn't have any real achievements
Lets make some up for her
>Greenland invented spain and the first hand grenade
Now u
>>56209891
greenland owns candas
greenland strok
Sometimes it's not about what you created but what you don't create
Take this thread for example you giant fucking faggot
>a nation of 50,000 people didn't accomplish much
Wow.
Niq noq qaaaaq nooouq
Greenland was the first nation to land someone on the planet Mercury
>>56209891
Greenland's flag inspired the pokeball design
>>56209891
It was the birthplace of the great scientist and inventor Niqaaq Teqaaaq. He invented light.
Greenland invented dance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiZCzZ9q1T4
>>56209891
Greendlandic scientists are currently working on making anime real.
>>56211489
If these were true, there would be a tsunami of Mikoto.
>>56210092
My city contributed more than Greenland, especially during the Civil Rights Movement, and we have around the same population. Eskimos can't really do much except commit suicide and make igloos.
Greenlandic Knights were the first Warriors to utilize domisticated Polar Bears in Battle. They were a key inspiration for the 2007 British-American film 'The Golden Compass'.
>>56214062
the civil rights movements meant fuckall outside the US
>>56214079
Man that was a fucking good movie.
Shame they didn't made the other ones into movies
>>56209891
Greenland invented farts and tentacle hentai
>>56209891
greenland invented the kayak (or at least the word for it)
We made the internet modern
>>56215318
This is actually true
>>56216115
yes, yes, we all know that's the truth
>>56215318
imo your flag is beautiful
>>56216159
Thank you 4th greatest ally
>>56216181
Ty turkey, I'm sorry that it's still legal to Lynch Turks here.
>>56216196
>Ty turkey, I'm sorry that it's still legal to Lynch Turks here.
another positive point ! take care greenland !
The guy who invented PHP was born in Greenland. Pretty big deal desu
>>56210060
hey now, easy there
