>go to Sydney for vacation
>step outside hotel
>literally catch on fire
>ask somebody if they know what the temperature is
>MATE ITS 48 C
>no idea what 48C is
>have to go to the 7/11 and buy a shawl and turban so I don't die of heat stroke
>make my way down to the shrimp bar
>ask the bartender for a plate of shrimp
>keeps haggling me about how they're prawns not shirmp
>won't sell me any fucking shrimp because of my "american accent"
>dude literally gets up and leaves because a snake got into his toilet at home again
>leave
you guys are cunts
>>56198120
Actually we don't shit
We PISS OUT OF OUR FUCKING ASSS!!!!!!
>>56198120
weak reply, m8.
>no idea what 48C is
thats what happens when you use barbarian measuremnets units back at home
>>56198120
>didn't even get shot
You've obviously never been to the US
>>56200953
in mexico they tell the temperature by sticking their dick in a freshly decapitated head and measuring how far back their foreskin retracts.
>>56198120
kek
>>56201381
How would that tell them anything
>>56201381
>american't banter
why do you even try, that post was awful
>>56202295
what is wrong with some of you americans?
>>56202330
What is wrong with you head fuckers who fuck head and give head fucks?
>>56198120
Pretty pathetic response
Can't believe I actually witnessed aussies get out bantered by a yank
Funnyjunk tier thread
>>56202394
LOOOOL
>>56198120
>australian """""""""""banter"""""""""""
>>56202346
LITTLE
AUSTRALIAN
IMAGES
>>56202371
what?
someone call the janny, this guy has clearly lost his composure
>>56202506
Callate pendejo. Como la chingas, amigo.
>>56202406
If you know a better site with memes go ahead and name it
>>56202561
CHI
>>56202600
¿Quieres ser mi novia?
>>56202702
'che marica
