You wake up on Easter Island...

panic

Go back to sleep.

Stop telling me what to do

>>56184176
Enjoy sunshine.

Just in time for easter too

>>56184176
cum on the statues

>>56184176
It just isn't the same without him.

cum on the statues

Crawl up Moai-Senpai's nose

nobody else can cum on the statues but me

my statues

I don't celebrate Easter

it only makes me wanna cum on statues more

behead those that cum on my statue

>>56186973
fuck you I posted it first

cry

Find the nearest river and follow it downstream until I find a tribe, then become their white god.

>>56184176
Feel glad that for once in my life I'm actually somewhere interesting, "out there" in the world.

fap

have some crab legs

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>>56187359
i am king of the statue.

you will have to dethrone me if you want to take this hill buddy boi

>>56188075
But anon I already marked it with my urine. Everyone knows it's mine now. I'll fucking cum on you too if I have to.

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>>56188163
you think you can just cum anywhere you want??? bitch

kill the easter bunny and take botles of his blood and various other body fluids to use as sexual stimulants

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rightfully chilean clay