>cockpit
>cock pit
>the pit of cock
who the fuck invents these words
>lithuania
>lith uania
>the uania of lith
![_82623099_85137240[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4zTxoLv.jpg "_82623099_85137240[1].jpg")
this rugby ref is called "Dickinson"
>>56176497
> The Netherlands
>The Land of Nether
>>56176552
ur mom's nether regions LMAO
>>56176552
>Australia
>Aus Tra Lia
>You touch my tra la la?
>>56176579
ok you got me gj
>gatorade
>nothing to do with alligators
>leadership
>there is no boat
>understand
>you aren't going under anything
>you aren't standing
>scapegoat
>there is no goat
>headquarters
>not 1/4 a head
>deadline
>the line isn't dead
>Germany
>there aren't many Germans
>feels bad
>>56176731
Oh no, you actually have many Germs in your country.
Who likes my joke?
What do you call a group of males from Germany?
Germen.
![and0731j_590_444[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JhIPBAT.jpg "and0731j_590_444[1].jpg")
>>56176428
if you have a chicken by the balls it probably i kinda easy to steer him in whatever direction you want.
also semi related, loophole is an interesting one...
http://www.cracked.com/article_22920_5-common-sayings-you-use-all-time-with-awful-origins.html
http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-words-that-used-to-mean-exact-opposite/
sorry for the pic, political cartoonists are the lowest scum of the earth
>>56176824
Not bad. But then again I'm German and sober atm to top it off, so I might not be the Humour Authority
>>56176824
Hah. ha ha
>>56176923
>german
>authority on humor
in all my time on /int/ i have seen a german poster say something funny maybe once or twice
not even exaggerating
>Peacock
>its a bird and not a word to describe a man with a tiny penis
w8std oppurtunity
>>56176666
Gatorade was first made in Gainesville, Florida. The Florida Gators are a football team from the University of Florida, of which is located in Gainesville.
It was first developed for the team, if I remember correctly.
>>56176666
>there is no goat
There was goat, quadrosatan, its from bible
>>56176666
>scapegoat
>there is no goat
'scapegoat' is from Leviticus. Read a fucking book.
>>56176845
>cracked
>>56176428
>Putin
>Putout
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-wFKNy0MZQ
>>56178290
That's not how 8 is pronounced m8
>>56179925
>Great Britain
>Great Brit taint
:P
