singing, reading, memeing, have fun!
http://mindprod.com/esperanto/dirty.html
Obligatory English :
"When Mexico sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're not sending you. They're not sending you. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people."
>>56176854
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wdKkQpCvMT
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ruQW0QnvyQ
more english texts?
>>56179252
I kek'd at the last part.
It was many and many a year ago,
In a kingdom by the sea,
That a maiden there lived whom you may know
By the name of Annabel Lee;
And this maiden she lived with no other thought
Than to love and be loved by me.
I was a child and she was a child,
In this kingdom by the sea;
But we loved with a love that was more than love-
I and my Annabel Lee;
With a love that the winged seraphs of heaven
Coveted her and me.
And this was the reason that, long ago,
In this kingdom by the sea,
A wind blew out of a cloud, chilling
My beautiful Annabel Lee;
So that her highborn kinsman came
And bore her away from me,
To shut her up in a sepulchre
In this kingdom by the sea.
The angels, not half so happy in heaven,
Went envying her and me-
Yes! - that was the reason (as all men know,
In this kingdom by the sea)
That the wind came out of the cloud by night,
Chilling and killing my Annabel Lee.
But our love it was stronger by far than the love
Of those who were older than we-
Of many far wiser than we-
And neither the angels in heaven above,
Nor the demons down under the sea,
Can ever dissever my soul from the soul
Of the beautiful Annabel Lee.
For the moon never beams without bringing me dreams
Of the beautiful Annabel Lee;
And the stars never rise but I feel the bright eyes
Of the beautiful Annabel Lee;
And so, all the night-tide, I lie down by the side
Of my darling- my darling- my life and my bride,
In the sepulchre there by the sea,
In her tomb by the sounding sea.
>>56179918
that is pretty gay desu senpai
Ân-kas ke tô-râ nafas konad ô tanhâ,
tanhâ naghozârad-at miyan-é sodâ.
dar khâneh-é tasvîr-é tô ya'ni del-é tô,
bar royânad dô sad harîf-é zîbâ.
Ay Khâjeh be-khâb, var nabînî mâ râ,
Tâ sâl-e deghar, deghar nabînî mâ râ.
Ay-shab har dam ke jâneb-e mâ negharî,
Bî Roûshanî-e sahar nabînî mâ râ.
>>56181847
>not liking poe
you're pretty gay desu senpai
>>56179918
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZwN0i2iqIy
>>56182742
Beautiful, I'm glad I'm not the only one who loves it so much.
Finnish boys are just the best :3
>>56176854
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yZKaKvTmQo
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CNSbR6mBoC
Good afternoon /int/!
>>56179918
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jogmS3atuH
>>56176854
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XOyzNjWYqX
Sorry I'm a bit sick.
>>56173807
sup
>>56181964
This is for the Brazilian guy btw
It's 2 poems from Rumi who wrote in Eastern Persian known as Dari, as he was from Balkh (modern day Afghanistan)
>>56183321
You're not really French are you?
>>56183230
Are you the girl from Minnesota?
>>56183777
I am, but I've spent more of my life in the US than France
>>56176854
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nmHnKk3EBA
>>56183777
Yup, that's me! How're you?
>>56183889
That explains it, you sound very American friend.
>>56184546
That accent gets me every time.
I'm doing great, what about you?
>>56184965
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0y5PTILAQKo
>>56185419
It's just a unique and interesting accent
I never should have watched Fargo
>tfw no qt minnesotan gf
Good evening lads!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wunDro7GTT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGRO05WcNDk
I can't read this >>56179918 for shit
>>56185419
That accent just sounds really adorable. It's probably my second favourite now, right after scottish.
Have fun with your family!
>>56185659
>>tfw no qt minnesotan gf
I think that's what I said when I heard her accent for the first time tbqh
>>56185682
Aw shame, I would have loved hearing you read it.
>>56185918
I just realized I have a hard time reading in english, when I speak sounds good enough, but reading is quite different.
Feels Bad Man
>>56186684
Simple solution, just learn it by heart, Texas
>>56186768
What do you mean mein friend?
>>56186866
Instead of reading something aloud just learn it by heart, that should remove the problems you're having.
>>56176854
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KjGkmsFvgj
Please r8
>>56185918
http://vocaroo.com/i/s014vFUhkIc9
>>56185659
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vx2cxjRHZG
And thank you!
>>56187246
Do you speak German?
I wonder what a Minnesotan speaking German sounds like.
>>56187418
I don't speak German, which upsets me because my grandmother is from Germany, and my mother kinda speaks German but never taught me. Sorry m8
>>56187704
That's really unfortunate.
By the way, whom did you vote for?
Ta TG4 maith go leor, do mo thuairim, mar ata clair suimiula de gach sort. Is maith liom féachaint ar "Timpeall na Tire", ach freisin ar rudai mar "Mo ghra Gael" no "Rasai na Gaillimhe". Ach bheadh nios éasca le fotheidil as Gaeilge.
>>56187735
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KrXJM7bjHn
It is, but it's whatever. I can't change the past!
>>56187994
But I really want that big, beautiful wall. :(
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1U72kSAIK9l
>>56188086
Sick flow Babs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0d4qM7gCH8
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Krd6Npqor5
>tfw no crusade to join
>>56188086
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1U72kSAIK9l
Fucking hell Babs is in the place
>>56188786
That was interesting.
>>56188040
Eh, I live like 6 hours from the Canadian boarder, I'm safe.
>>56178213
All good, typical Finnish accent. 9.4/10
>>56179252
inner-kek at the end. All good, typical Russian accent. 9.5/10.
>>56182742
Enjoyed the energy you put into it, nice. Pronunciation pretty flawless. Don't worry too much about getting tongue tied when you read, that happens to myself every so often.
>>56183184
I wish I had a deep voice like you.
>>56183230
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tgcwKSAoh3
>>56185682
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wunDro7GTT
I really enjoyed that.
>>56187097
Pretty much flawless, Pierre.
Yeah I think it's from Trump. If it's an exact quote I find it funny that he effed up the grammar in "they're bringing those problems with us."
>>56188786
I like this kind of singing. It's got an ancient feel to it.
>>56189137
>All these rating
Now that's dedication.
Why aren't you the king of /voc/ yet ?
>>56188786
Tbh, you sing great. If only you weren't muslim.
>>56189194
Because that's Nigel, Babs is the prince.
>>56189219
I'm not a muslim already
>>56189228
Can't we have two kings ?
>>56189329
Are you religious?
>>56189340
/voc/ is against gay marriage.
>>56189340
That's gay as fuck, Pierre.
>>56189340
but thats gay
>>56181964
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0erypGiCxGr
How was it? I don't know any Persian btw
>>56176854
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0P5L42CqPd7
Requesting some French or German
>>56189415
Yeah, this.
>>56189415
>>56189389
>>56189383
Alright alright
>>56188199
>>56188849
Thanks fellas. Poker tomorrow?
>>56184303
Narrator-tier. Nice. Actually, read this for me if you have the time/are still even here. .
"It was unusual circumstances that they happened to meet. Like any young cat, Audrey had a yearning for adventure. She was born into a family of Purebreads in the south-west of England. She always explored around her house when she was a kitten, but that cottage didn't hold many secrets for long. She was eager for the outdoors, so when the spring came that year she joyed at every opportunity to experience something new.
Her owners lived on a large estate in the country. A long time away from the city, and many fields between neighbours. It's a perfect environment for cats, with lots of shrubs to hide behind, and trees to climb, and stumps to sit upon.
One morning Audrey went outside for her usual fun. She was never violent, she hadn't any need to hunt for her food. She liked to go outside for the innocent pleasures in life, to sniff all the flowers, and bask in the sunshine. Her favourite place was at the stream behind the cottage. There was a particular spot where pleasant flowers surrounded, and every morning it was filled with the warmth of the sun.
There she laid, beneath the primroses and marigolds, when a wandering cat happened by. At first he didn't notice her, for he was more focused on the prey that was perched to get a drink of water from the stream. The cat hadn't eaten in days. He was weak from a cold, cold winter which took its toll on his body and his spirits.
Carefully he crouched behind the Sparrow, ready to make his leap, when suddenly an unexpected voice cried out,
"Stop!" At that the bird was startled, and flew away.
>>56189429
Ich bin ein Pozzhahnrei. Ihr wollt wissen, was das ist? Nun, lasst mich erklären.
Der normale Hahnrei erhält nur ein Geschenk von seinem schwarzen Stecher: Ein schwarzes Kind. Doch der Pozzhahnrei will mehr. Er will drei Geschenke. Wir sind gierige kleine Schlampen.
Doch zuerst dazu, wie ich es tue.
Normalerweise fahre ich in meinem Mercedes zu einer Strassenstudio-Kreuzung, wo Schwarze ihre Muskeln trainieren, wo der Schweiss auf ihrer Haut glänzt und die Luft von ihrem Geruch erfüllt ist. Da werde ich schon steif, wenn ich nur dran denke. Manchmal komme ich ein bisschen in meine Hose. Ich steige aus und frage die Schwarzen, wer von ihnen AIDS hat. Sie wissen dann schon, was kommt. Einer tritt hervor, und wir fahren gemeinsam etwas weiter. Dann hole ich ein Messer und steche es in meine Harnröhre und drehe es ein bisschen, wir nennen das den „Aids-Dreher“ in der Hahnrei-Community.
Klar, es tut weh, aber was als nächstes kommt, ist einfach zum Abspritzen geil. Der Schwarze schiebt seinen gewaltigen AIDSverseuchten Schwanz in meine Harnröhre und fickt mich, bis wir beide kommen. So habe ich mir schon 4 verschiedene Arten von AIDS geholt. Das ist das erste Geschenk.
Dann fahren wir nach Hause, wo er meine Frau fickt. Das ist das zweite Geschenk. Sie hat auch schon viele Arten von AIDS. Jedes Mal, wenn sie schwanger wird, schenkt sie mir ein schwarzes Baby, das auch AIDS hat. Das ist das größte Geschenk, zu wissen, dass meine Kinder mehr weiße Frauen infizieren werden.
>>56189383
No, but I like chants a lot. Probably because turkish classical music derived from byzantine chants
>>56189329
>I'm not a muslim already
R-really? What are you?
>>56189340
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04nfj0aVTsN
>>56189562
>Audrey had a yearning for adventure
More like a yarning for adventure amirite.
If there's a game tomorrow I'll join.
>>56189592
I hate Christianity but I love their music and their orders.
>tfw you will never be a german monk or templar
>>56189624
Agnostic
>inb4 fedora jokes
>>56189625
your volume is too low.
>>56189472
Stop saying gay things, please.
>>56189625
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04piBiWwttX
>>56189750
>Stop saying gay things, please.
How is it gay to say alright, I'm confused
>>56189744
Well, I'm agnostic too, Tbh...
So I can't throw the rock on you (Biblical reference yes, I know)
>>56189797
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eE08SWXnLs
>>56189750
Sorry, didn't realize.
>>56189797
Nah, I mean, what you said before, but it doesn't matter.
I'm so drunk desu
>>56189913
>Sorry, didn't realize
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eE08SWXnLs
Now it's good!
>>56189913
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eE08SWXnLs
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yrhmGTMx4J
>>56189930
Kek I didn't even think of the gay aspect of the thing t b h, anyway, watcha drinking ?
>>56189194
>Why aren't you the king of /voc/ yet ?
Who said I'm not?
>>56189228
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ynJsrhBnRm
>>56190091
>Who said I'm not?
I just remembered you got to be the king of France too, so you'll have to choose !
Btw, what do you think about this song ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik1sY1jhzbU
>>56190085
>watcha drinking ?
Classical, vodka and orange.
>>56189797
>How is it gay to say alright, I'm confused
http://vocaroo.com/i/s097DqHO0AEY
>>56190146
Good lad
>>56190162
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s097DqHO0AEY
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XCuMBPtlNT
>>56176854
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1N2Deve5yB5
>>56190213
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XCuMBPtlNT
could've been gayer
should've been gayer
>>56190162
That's so sexy when you said that mate
>>56190091
I'm German, I get to pick the leader. We have a history of making good decisions when it comes to that.
And you wouldn't dare to speak up against ORDNUNG would you?
>>56190331
I'm sorry I did my best
>>56189562
Here you go, man.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SXutCUgFbS
>>56173807
Hey, that picture was made by me. :)
>>56190466
Please do this too
"And lo, led by the valiant hero Angus McFife XIII
The forces of justice assembled their armies in the skies above Mars
In preparation for the epic battle against the demon horde
But on planet Earth, a far more sinister machination was afoot
In the dwarven caverns beneath the mighty citadel of Dundee
The evil wizard Zargothrax began to recite the dread incantation
Which would unlock the Chaos Portal to the galactic nexus
As foretold in the dark prophecy of Anstruther countless centuries ago
As he placed the goblin king's crystal key into the altar before him
Ancient runes began to glow on the surface of the portal
Soon the gateway would open and the elder god Korviliath
Of the eighteenth hell dimension would be unleashed onto the galaxy
The countdown to universal annihilation had begun"
>>56189571
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EQRK3JoEhn
I hope it wasn't too shitty
>>56190797
Are you learning German? That was pretty good but obviously very very heavy on the accent.
Also, it was hilarious. Do you mind if I post that in /deutsch/ sometime?
Can somebody give this a shot please? I'd love to hear how you guys would read it.
"Ei kaikki kultaa mikä kiiltää eikä kaikki hopeata kuin mikä hohtaa."
>>56189681
This is my favorite chant by far, wish I could sing it(I mean I can sing it easily but can't pronounce the lyrics)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kI9Y9VQ_Cwc
Lets sing something easy and comfy together lads, something like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IJzYAda1wA
I just tried to adopt the lyrics in 10mins, so this attempt might be shitty. I believe that I can do it if I actually memorize lyrics.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jh1W1oGpUz
I believe that this is easy enough to sing together. /int/ choir now! :3
>>56190685
Hope you don't mind it being hammed up.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NIoR19c9WT
>>56190361
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WTjXmUkqf4
>>56190140
>Btw, what do you think about this song ?
I like the music, but what's he singing about?
>>56189681
>More like a yarning for adventure amirite.
Nice.
>>56190330
Are you putting that accent on or are you actually African/Caribbean? Sounds nice either way.
>>56190466
Awesome! Savin' that.
I keked when you said "and stumps to sit upon." It sounds so legit and serious, but then you think about the words and it's just funny.
>>56191108
>Are you learning German?
Yep, i started 3 months ago. I'm actually more focused on a specific variety of german (here called Pomerisch) that people from my city speak (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/East_Low_German), but i'm learning standard German too (i'm trying to, at least)
>Also, it was hilarious. Do you mind if I post that in /deutsch/ sometime?
Lel, no problem
Do you have any general tips for me to improve my pronounciation? Any sound i misspronounced a lot?
>>56191384
>I like the music, but what's he singing about?
I don't know honestly, I listened to the soundtrack of Waltz with Bashir and came upon this song which was pretty cool, so I wanted to share.
>>56191253
That was fucking amazing, thank you so much.
>>56191384
>some fascist, sauerkraut-eating, applestrudling, autobahn-driving, degree in engineering metrosexual
My sides, on point Babs.
>>56191549
Pronunciation wise you did really well, I did notice that in words like "zuerst" or "tue" you put the vowels together, we speak them seperately though.
>>56191116
Sorry for butchering your language friend
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03zIMBnOaMc
>>56191116
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NoEXWQLtFR
>>56192189
Are you the Brasilian Ensiferum fan?
>>56192382
I'm not the one you're thinking about, but i'm also an Ensiferum fan
>>56193026
Unfair advantage/10
I didn't know all of you guys were this based, I kind of feel bad about 7:1 jokes now tbqh
>>56193209
>>56193339
pls don't post this, every time I see it I feel like crying ;_;
Us germans are truly horrible maybe we deserve the muslim invasion
