>be American
>get circumcised
>Well yes, I do consent some Jewish doctor cuts my newborn son's dick and sell it to make anti-aging cream
How fucking stupid do you have to be to think this is a good idea?
>>56162907
because americunts are free, right? free from foreskin
It's amazing people lack self awareness so much that they'll defend mutilated penises. All the Christians too, who think their god made a mistake on their genitals
>>56162907
Was circumcised when I was born for the sole purpose of aesthetics. AMA.
>tfw fully intact just like the rest of your province
Feels good man.
I legitimately don't understand why this is even an issue in certain parts of the world or among certain cultures.
>>56163257
It's sorta sad honestly. I imagine it comes with a LOT of denial.
>>56163257
In reality the reason it was done is because it dulls the sensitivity of the penis and makes masturbation much less enjoyable as well as sex less enjoyable.
The excuse i always hear is "oh but it would smell bad"
which is retarded it is like those people think pulling your foreskin back and washing your dick to be an impossible task.
>>56163203
>german humour
That reminds me
>be 12
>have phimosis
>never pulled back the skin on my peewee
>finally decide to go exploring one day
>pull back
>FUCKING DISGUSTING SNOW WHITE SMEGMA OOZES OUT OF MY DICK
>cry
>tell parents
>get jew'd
>Have phimosis and a smelly dick
>This thing either smells like smegma or piss every second of every day
>I could be sitting in class with underwear and jeans on and I'd catch a wiff of it every 3 minutes or so
>Try to wash it
>No luck
>Try to pull it back
>Too painful and uncomfortable
>Decide to get circumcised
>Takes about a month to heal
>First day of school wear just underwear and basketball shorts
>No smell the entire day
Plus jerking off is more interesting now and cleaning up is a lot easier.
>>56163323
It's not even phimosis at that age, it's normal. You could have just stretched it out as you went through pubity but now your penis is forever damaged
>>56163323
>>56163404
That's why you idiots needed to start masturbating at least age 11.
>>56163404
>Plus jerking off is more interesting now and cleaning up is a lot easier
Your story was believable til this point. You were clearly circumsized as a baby
>>56163427
I did
I started masturbating before I even hit puberty, I remember the days when I would orgasm without ejaculating
>>56163405
Turned out I had problems with my frenulum as well as the skin itself, and "stretching it out" is a medieval fucking woodoo meme anyway.
>>56163442
No fuck off all I could before with my phimosis was rub and tug
Anyway, I don't need to justify myself to you, that's the truth and I don't care whether you believe it or not
>have phimosis
>peepee is 2 inches long
>white women keep turning me down and sending me videos of them fucking jamal
>drowning in smegma every night
>always smell like shit, have to wear diapers to contain it
>get cut
>8x6 flops triumphantly out of its foreskin cage
>immediately lose virgnity in an orgy with all afore mentioned women while jamal and tyrone cry in the corner
But seriously, the jews didn't mutilate my dick, and I didn't even know what smegma was until cut/uncut shitposting.
>Tfw your parents never got you or your brother circumcised
Thanks, mom and dad!
>not circumcised
>everyone laughs at my frankenstein penis
I think the practice of infant circumcision is pretty problematic, as a matter of consent. I would support making it illegal in the United States.
That said, it is well documented that the practice does not result in decreased sensitivity, satisfaction, or erectile disfunction, etc.
Here's one of the principal meta-analyses conducted on the subject: http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/jsm.12293/abstract;jsessionid=879D2706E5F841D78EA9D4EFD17F11BC.f03t02?userIsAuthenticated=false&deniedAccessCustomisedMessage=
My conclusion would be, at the end of the day it's not experientially meaningful whether or not you are circumcised: but seriously, don't do it to your kids.
How the fuck do peoples get phimosis anyway ?
Don't they have a doctor checking them for it among other things when they are one year old ?
I still remember in my early youth my forskin stuck to my tip and every time i took a bath i needed to do pulling exercises to fix it.
>>56162907
>jews think it's weird to be uncut
>>56163473
yeah but you had phimosis, it's not like you had a normal uncut dick
America is being destroyed by religious whackjobs, more at 11.
>>56163257
Circumcision is not part of Christianity
>>56164361
USA's circumcision shit has nothing to do with jews, it was started by bible thumpers to stop masturbation
evangelicals are just modern day puritans
>>56164418
It's widely practised by Christians in America though
USA shouldn't be allowed to criticize female genital mutilation until circumcision is outlawed.
>stop female genital mutilation in these backwards shitholes!
>uh, how about stopping male genital mutilation in the west?
>STOP BEING A MISOGYNIST!
>>56163718
I wouldn't say it's "well documented", the studies that claim that tend to be methodologically flawed.
>>56164497
yeah but not because of Christianity
>>56163718
>does not result in decreased sensitivity, satisfaction, or erectile disfunction
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23374102
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21672947
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17155977
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8800902
Ablating the frenulum and destroying nerve endings most certainly does decrease sensitivity.
Enjoy your scarred up, calloused, Vienna sausage excuse for a penis.
Kinda sad that the most civilized discussion on /int/ is about penises. Literally everything else ends in "RACE WAR NOW!"
>>56163718
>no decrease of sensitivity
>watching porn, the girl starts to do a handjob dry
I almost go limp and had to close the video, you have no idea how painful that can get for someone with a normal penis, on the other hand, fucking without a condom is like putting your dick in heaven
>>56164637
I wish I had a Finnish gf with smelly feet
>>56164591
>Given the intimate nature of the questions and the intended large sample size, the authors decided to create an online survey. Respondents were recruited by means of leaflets and advertising.
lmao did they fail psychology 101?
people are far more likely to take these kinds of surveys if they have a complaint, you never do surveys
>>56164637
because the only answer is 'jesus christ why the fuck do you snip the head of a baby's penis off?'
the only people who defend it are religious whackjobs and feminists
>>56164654
what position feels the best?
>>56164705
I've only done it missionary
>>56164737
really? doesn't sex usually end up with at least one position change?
>>56164668
>people are far more likely to take these kinds of surveys if they have a complaint, you never do surveys
Source?
The point still stands that performing a surgery that removes a nerve ending rich part of the body will result in a loss of sensitivity in the patient.
>>56164773
well I don't know, I've done it 2 times
>>56164418
ugh so why was jesus circumcised
>>56164833
he was a Jew
>>56164833
jesus was a jew,
>>56164820
well hopefully one day you can fuck a big booty Croatian chick from the back
>>56164556
yeah it is, see >>56164449
>>56164833
because he was a fucking jew, you idiot
>be American
>be only half as likely to be injured/killed in a school shooting than to get struck by lightning
Students enrolled in US schools in 2015: 50.1 million
Victims and injuries in school shootings between 2000-2015: 446
Average per year: 29.73
Odds of being shot in an American school in any given year: 1 in 1685166
Odds of being struck by lightning in any given year: 1 in 960000
For every two Americans struck by lightning, someone dies in a school shooting.
