Why do Russians hate oats? I keep seeing Russians on /int/ saying they eat them every day and how much they hate them. And then I see Russian diaspora in Brazil saying the same thing.
I have never seen anyone who didn't have a Russian or Brazilian flag complain about oats. Oats are fucking great. Why don't Russians like them? And why do they keep eating them if they hate them so much?
This some kind of meme, whose roots probably in the Soviet screen version of Sherlock Holmes, where the butler delivers oatmeal.
https://youtu.be/BnyQeOhHbtM
I eat it because it is helpful and cheap. But I prefer to eat a buckwheat.
>>56159187
That... is an autistically specific meme
>>56159514
but oatmeal is really not very tasty (I can't eat it without bananas and oranges) and it looks like snot, buckwheat is much better especially with meat.
>>56157855
>Russian diaspora in Brazil
Not such thing exists. Are you trying to piss off ruskies or what?
>>56159736
You have never been to Paraná state, have you?
Granted it's mostly Ukrainians, but they came when ukraine was still part of russia
>>56159773
>ukraine was still part of russia
Don't you mean USSR?
Still not Russia though.
>>56159835
what is russian empire
>>56159912
Who /puts salt on their porridge/ here?
>>56159947
nahh m8, just half a pound of sugar and it's all good
>>56159670
>bananas and oranges
You savage, you're supposed to eat it with milk and jam, optionally sugar and cinnamon.
I hate it too, but it's very affordable and filling.
>>56157855
oats give you the best shits. it's always 1-2 nice sized turds and zero need to wipe. Most comfy shit ever.
>>56159947
I put a tiny, tiny bit on while it is boiling in water. Once it is done i douse it with maple syrup and force it down. I actually hate eating it, but it is worth how good and full I feel all morning at work.
>>56160065
I cook it in milk, so I drink coffee with it
>>56157855
I eat oatmeal every morning. I take it with brown sugar or maple syrup, and I love it. I also have a fruit and yogurt smoothie.
>mfw literally every morning
>autistic breakfast
>>56160168
Oats and Greek yogurt shits masterrace reporting. I shit within 5 minutes of the same time every day.
>>56160256
>boiling milk
>>56160589
>thinking there is something wrong with boiling milk
>>56160589
Huh? Have you never cooked anything, ever?
>>56160256
>not adding brown sugar
>>56161664
>implying that brown sugar is not just a marketing piece of shit
>>56162520
brown sugar is healthier senpai
>>56157855
dunno, oats is pretty tasty
>>56160168
this
oatmeal is the best meal
i only wish i had a time to prepare it every morning
>>56160589
>impying milk you bought wasn't already
>>56157855
i like oatmeal
i'm not russian though
>>56157855
I like oats for breakfast.
>>56162560
>>56162520
healthier or not it tastes different
>>56162560
>sugar
>healthy
Choose carefully Fatsico.
>>56157855
Not oats every morning, but Kasha. Oat is just 1 variant of it.
>>56159187
>But I prefer to eat a buckwheat
That's my nigga
>>56157855
Fucking hate it. I eat this shit every fucking day.
>>56162560
>healthy
Who cares about health here in Mother Russia?
>>56157855
We used to eat this shit every goddamn day in kindergarten. I fucking hate oats.
