>you wake up in the United Kingdom of Great Britain
What do?
move to the Scottish highlands
re-fry damp deepfries
Let's see, my original plan
>get head from a slag
>go to a Liverpool game at Anfield
>get into a political debate with a britfag about gun rights
>do all the mainstream touristy shit
Praise Allah and Mohammed PBUH
Search for diamonds
>Wake up open the curtains to rain
>Make a cup of team
>Have some crumpets
>Get dressed
>Go down to the Indian corner shop where they all call me boss and get a discount as usual
>Get on the bus drove by a Lithuanian
>Go to my Japanese language lecture taught by the cutest Chinese tutor in the world
>Go to my Background to Japan lecture to be taught by a polish guy
>Bully that autistic American and his dad dress sense
>Go to the Egyptian take away for some Mexican food
>Go to the pub run by Irish people with my m8's
>Go to the Nightclub owned by some swedes
>Get in a taxi driven by an afghan
>Get home and shitpost about how my country is like 85% white or some shit
Feels good man
>>56150564
>cup of team
Kill self before drowning in rain
>>56150564
>cup of team
t.Rasheed
Kill as many anglos as possible.
>>56150612
>color
>>56150612
>>56150686
>team
Tea n milk senpai
implying that's the average english city outside london
Ride across Britain on Jaguar, and listening britpop along the way
>>56149954
In 1 generation the UK fell....damn
