This is not an Onion headline.
>Toddler Dies after Anti-Vaxx Parents Treat His Meningitis with Maple Syrup Instead of Medicine
>Two Canadian anti-vaxx parents have been accused of letting their 19-month-old son die of meningitis, a treatable disease for which they refused medical care and antibiotics. Instead, they tried and failed to heal their son with home remedies in March 2012.
>David and Collet Stephan tried to cure a disease that infects the fluid around the spinal cord and brain with such treatments as olive leaf extract, whey protein, water with maple syrup, and juice with frozen berries. After young Ezekiel continued to suffer for two weeks, the Stephans changed treatments to apple cider vinegar, horseradish root, hot peppers, onion, garlic, and ginger root.
>When Ezekiel stopped breathing, the child was finally airlifted to a hospital, but the damage had been done. After lingering on life support for five more days, he died
http://savage.news/news/anti-vaxx-parents-home-remedies/
>>56130593
The incredible thing is that if they were unitedstatians they would've used mc fries and coca cola
>>56130642
>McFries
They're just called "fries" at McDonald's. And no they would have used Sprite and chicken noodle soup.
>>56130642
Lies, we would have shot him and then his parents
>whey protein
I guess he left humanity behind
>>56130593
and now they're begging for money on facebook, not even talking about their dead kid
>>56130593
>anti-vaxx parents
Useless cunts
I'm gonna name you Jesus Ezekiel Jesus
and that's from the bible
Well, in their defense, they were professional alternative medical suppliers, so it's not like this child wasn't getting the best not-medicine available on the free market
>>56130593
Natural selection taking over when society fails
>>56130682
Close. The correct remedy for all sickness is 7-Up and chicken noodle soup.
>>56130593
>Be Canadian
>Don't get shot
>Die
>>56130593
>People who are clearly in lower standard-deviations for intelligence and social behaviour dying off
Boo hoo
>>56133862
where does this meme come from ?
they talked about this in south park as well
>>56130593
t. Alberto Barbosa
OK you mapleniggers are taking this meme too far. Get your shit together Canada
>>56131934
>>56133987
literally what Americans eat and drink when they get sick. Canadians are the same except we use Canada Dry(ginger ale) rather then Sprite
>>56133987
Chicken soup is a Jewish thing where super old Jews would claim that chicken soup would cure them whenever they got sick and allowed them to live longer.
7-Up because it would help with hangovers and stomach aches
>>56130593
Honestly I'm surprised that kid held on for two weeks. I was under the impression meningitis kills you within a couple of days.
>>56130593
Nice to see natural selection is still at work
>>56134118
Us here in aus too but it's sprite
>>56134215
i don't know if the soup really does anything for you but ginger ale actually can help with nausea. i personally can't stand the shit and tend to just drink apple juice when sick
SYRUPNIGGERS BTFO
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>56130593
With a name like Ezekiel, having anti-vaxx parents, as well as being Canadian. It was probably for the best,
>>56130593
why i laugh at someone dies
>Canadians will still maintain they're not Yanks
>>56134605
HOW WILL CANADA EVER RECOVER?
