>Be Jew on first day of new semester
>Sit next to a Mexican guy
>Professor introduces class by saying to stand up and say one fact about yourself
>Guy next to me's fact is that he's actually Palestinian
What do I doooooo
>>56119592
Flick firecrackers at him or something.
Build wall my friend
>>56119592
Bulldoze his desk and move your family from Europe into his space
suck his dick bro
>>56119592
Apologize
Remind him of the six billion
>>56119592
quote the entire plane scene from TDKR. with the sound effects and everything.
throw paper airplanes at him every day.
slowly creep your desk over to his
slowly shift yourself so you take up his seat and your seat
if he ever says anything yell out loud that hes infringing upon your rightful study space
>le awkward situation xD
>>56119592
tell him it's just banter and to quit being butthurt
Just demolish his desk and if he complains tell him your ancestors once used that space for their desk, that always works.
take his land
>>56119592
Take over his desk then claim it has always been your desk
>>56119592
>Be Jew
stopped reading
/int/ is a white man's board, jews are not allowed here
Make sweet tender love to him.
>>56119592
turn 720 and walk away
>>56119592
you bomb his entire family of course
