>Be French
>Have hundreds of years of world class military history
>Have one of the ten largest empires in history
>Have a major influence in science, art, history, philosophy, and economics
>Have what's widely considered the world's most beautiful language
>Be the world's most visited country for tourism
CAN'T MAKE THIS MERDE UP
>>56117480
>surrender in the most recent world conflict
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>>56117480
> be french
> surrender
>>56117480
>become an african country in less than 50 years
pretty fucking pathetic to be honest
>>56117513
>>56117529
>>56117558
>Caution: salty
I tried to learn French years ago, but I have up in weeks. Too hard.
>you will never be a smug french
>>56117480
>be french
Wassamatta Frenchie, couldn't quite make it to the USA to be born
>>56117915
Did it ever cross your mind that learning a language wasn't going to be easy?
>>56117915
French is easy mode for a native english speaker.
>>56117991
>Americans
>Thinking
>>56117950
>They will never be smug Frenchies
>>56117915
>be American
>surrenders to the French language
>>56117915
I've been learning for almost a year. It's pretty fun desu (to be honest).
>Be visiting France
>Bastille day
>Eat steak frites at some underground pub, make friends with 2 old gay dudes
>Buy a bottle of wine, walking around drinking on the street, watch the fireworks
>Meet a group of French guys/girls who teach us la marseillaise
>They take us to some bar where we drink until 3 am
>Have to fly home 2 days later
>>56117480
>be French
>be a son of one of this planets all time GOAT nations
>let it fall to shit because you don't care
>>56118262
Not our fault, it's the jews.
>ywn have a qt right-wing french gf
>>56118340
You know damn well it's not the jews
>>56118392
You must be well aware that french "right" is basically moderate left?
>>56118444
well FN are supposedly "far-right" so I guess that makes them centrists?
>>56118392
I've seen prettier girls
>>56118392
she looks like a bit of a bitch 2bh
>>56118262
N-not me I swear it was already like this when I was born
>>56118512
Yeah, the kind that would bully you in middle school by pretending she was your girlfriend than embarassing you in front of everyone
>>56118392
she's a cuck, she listens to hiphop
>>56118444
this girl is from an ex ( and still borderline ) nationalist party though
>>56118482
>>56118512
>>56118546
yeah nah
>>56118546
Just a prank bro
>>56118555
> he hasn't realized blacks are genetically better at music than whites
>>56118706
AYO
>>56118706
HOL UP
>>56118706
NIGGA, NIGGA, NIGGA, NIGGA IM 100% NIGGA
>>56118706
SO YOU BE SAYIN
>>56118963
WUZ
White women crave BBC, Blacks have dominated the "bleeding edge" of music since the 1920s and you all are trying to cope
>>56119071
>muh dick muthafucka
>>56119032
MEWZISHINS
>>56118706
>music
kill urself, nigger
>>56117480
>Have what's widely considered the world's most beautiful language
>Completely butchered """""Latin""""""
>beautiful
"no"
>>56119919
Remove your proxy so that I can laugh at your shitty language weeb.
>>56119960
>people can't live in other countries
I'm surprised, since you're Algerian and all..
>>56120041
Stop lying to yourself weeb. You'll never be Japanese and proxies stray you off the path of self-acceptance.
>>56120112
And you'll always be a shitskin, c'est la vie :^)
>>56120163
>And you'll always be a shitskin
Feels good m8. i'll be able able to chill in the new European Caliphate with my seventy virgins while watching the heads of self-hating cucks like yourself roll on the road.
>studying in Metz this fall
>don't speak a word of french
>>56120221
>with my seventy virgins
I hope that's the case because then you'll be dead, and the world will be a better place for it :^)
>>56117480
>world's most beautiful language
>>56120286
Don't worry, I won't die without taking as much white cucks with me as possible. And the delight is gonna be exquisite when, in the sky at the side of Allah (PBUH) I'll watch you burn within the searing pits of Hell like the dirty infidel you are. I hope for you you'll get to bring your waifu because it's gonna be a long ride cuckboy.
