english
>my friend's car is red
french
>la voiture de mon ami est rouge
>the car of my friend is red
absolute FUCKING disgust
>>56117242
most european languages do this, english is the exception
>>56117242
Shut the fuck up you nerdy faggot
*Pins you against locker*
>>56117287
Strewth, this is a pretty cute american, aye leafy?
>>56117242
Are you insane burger?
both sentences convey the same meaning, why do you want to have an extre useless feature in a language?
>>56117338
It's faster than yours
>>56117446
Go speak mandarin then. If speed means superiority
>>56117338
less barbaric and doesn't reek of the old world
>>56117504
>he mad
Listen Mr. old world mentality Chinese ain't as useful as the president's language
>Noun without genders
>>56117548
So before you talk about speed, but changes subject as soon as you notice how stupid that was?
At least pick a subject and remain constant, else there is no point in any discussion.
>>56117322
Check out this tight ass of his, Gordon.
*Slaps Americans ass with a squeeze and hold for a few moments*
>>56117663
Bonza! This cobbers rear end is gonna be sore come smoke-o!
>>56117242
>Not removing "to be" in present time
>Mashina moyego druga krasnaya
>Car of my friend red
That's real stuff.
>>56117242
>my friend's car is red
min frändes bil är röd
>>56117696
*Bends him over a tree log, pulls down his pants & underwear and rest my hard-on on his crack*
This one is going to be a tight one to shag, Gordon. Want to help out?
>>56117242
>english
atleast the French aren't cucked lingually.
>>56118059
Fuck me dead mate, he's a fighter this one! *gets out a jar of Vegemite* heh heh....wanna do the honors, leafy?
spanish
>su carro es rojo
french
>sa voiture est rouge
portuguese
>seu carro é vermelho
>hurr durr im fucking retarded
>>56117242
Please shut the fuck up.
If you want to speak of "simple" ways of doing things, English is deficient. You literally have a single marked case, what about ablative, dative vs. accusative, locative, etc? Every language has its own way of doing things and they're all equally simple for its native speakers.
Stupid Americuck.
>>56118257
POO
>>56118257
THE
>>56118257
LOO
>>56117662
Alberto barbosa jr is on fire man
>>56118096
It'll be my pleasure lad.
*Takes handful of vegemite and spread it all over his cock and the Americans butthole, and starts penetrating it.*
>>56118380
Blimey! What are ya doin' leafy!? You some kinda fuckin poofter or somethin??
>His language's nouns don't have genders
IT'S CURRENT YEAR PEOPLE!
>>56118455
*doesn't
>>56118257
how about you master the case known as "the toilet" before you go talking shit to a developed country, rajiv
>>56118455
The is the feminine, masculine, and neutral article and therefore a gender queer and therefore non-Americans are bigots.
