http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/kinder-egg-toy-death-france-three-year-old-french-girl-chokes-a6822626.html
>Girl chokes on kinder egg toy
We tried to warn you.
>>56116339
natural selection should run it's course
kinder eggs just get rid of retards
;_;
>>56116339
Kinder eggs don't kill people. People kill people.
>>56116339
Freedom isnt free.
>>56116441
>one kid chokes on an egg every year
>instant ban in Hamburgeristan
>several hundread children die every year playing with their parent's guns
>MUH RIGHT TO ARM BEARS
>>56116477
>implying everyone here is a muh 2nd amendment type
>>56116514
>being a traitor
>>56116477
It was banned before it ever existed. It never met the restrictions of an FDA law from IIRC the 1930s.
>>56116577
Also Mars apparently keeps cockblocking everyone. There is a work around one company did that apparently Kinder is to lazy to do, just a portion of the capsule has to be visible.
>>56116514
If your country gets kinder eggs will you stick the capsules up your ass?
>>56116514
I am, are you saying you arent?
>>56116558
>not realizing that with great power (i.e. the power to kill 20+ people in a minute or two) comes great responsibility (basic background checks, safeguards against the mentally ill getting guns, etc.)
>not realizing that just because are responsible with guns doesn't mean everyone else is
>not realizing that a great many people are careless, irresponsible and just fucking dumb
I think that you should be allowed to have literally any gun you want (short of a MANPADS) provided you pass an education and safety course, have no mental illness or ties to violent groups, and have a clean criminal record. Gotta limit the damage crazies do
>in b4 MUH SLIPPERY SLOPE
I'm a different anon then the one you replied to, btw
>>56116746
should be
>not realizing that just because [YOU]*** are responsible with guns doesn't mean everyone else is
Aaaaaand it's time for bed
>>56116514
>being a nofun
Mexico is down south.
>>56116746
>Provided you pass an education and safety course, have no mental illness or ties to violent groups, and have a clean criminal record
We ready have that, dickbrain.
>>56116746
Nix the education and safety course (which is already offered at most shooting ranges) and you essentially have just described the system that is already in place regarding firearm sales from licensed dealers across the country.
>Giving a kinder to a three years old.
some people should be banned for having children.
>>56116441
>three
>>56116477
No thats not what happened, it was banned before it was concieved as an idea due to food regulations.
Also a kinder egg can't fight any tyranny outside of the playground
>>56116477
Its not a Constitutional right to have chocolate.
>>56116339
>It is believed the girl put the toy, described as having wheels, into her mouth.
wouldn't have happened if this was a girl toy. feminism killed this child
>>56116339
Fault is on the parents, kinder eggs are recommended for children of four years old and up. Also any human being with an atom of common sense would watch their children whenever they are given something to eat.
>>56116477
>"New york, a man and his family brutally savaged by intruders, many kinder surprises were found all over the house as it appeared the man throught them at the intruders to defend his family."
Would this kind of news make you feel happier anon?
firearms save people, kinder eggs don't.
>>56116339
>>56117509
>image still mentions drugs
I'd tell you to fix it, but it'll probably take you another 20 minutes to upload the new one.
Why can't americans understand we will never get rid of our rights to bear kinder eggs
SHALL
>>56116339
It's the price of freedom.
>>56116477
>France BTFO americucks
>>56117456
>throught
Congrats, you just made up a new word
>>56117244
>unironically placing all your ideals and common sense on a 200 year old magic meme scroll
IT SIMPLY CAN'T BE MATERIALIZED
I am a RESPONSIBLE egg owner and my children are RESPONSIBLE egg users. They know the risks when playing with kinder eggs and are instructed to not put them in their mouths
It''s not the eggs fault if some retard can't train his children properly. If it takes 1000 children to die then so be it, but I will never give up my right to bear eggs as a New Zealand citizen.
>>56119077
>Of course as the average Australian I know more on philosophy and law than people who studied it their whole lives and founded a country based on enlightenment ideals.
>>56119708
>Get shot
>On this day, I am enlightened
>>56119187
>>56116339
When are we banning coins? Children like choking on those too.
