So apparently Harry Potter is coming to America, in the sense it's going to be set there for the first time.
So what happens in an American hogwarts/wizarding world?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/film/fantastic-beasts-and-where-to-find-them/magic-north-america-pottermore/
> be harry potter
> get AvadaKedavra'd
>>56093454
Hermione gets BLACKED
>>56093454
they get shot
Isn't set in the early 20th century instead of the late 20th century like the original series? That's a whole set of different American memes
>isolationism
>baseball is the only sport
>5 GORILLION IRISH AND ITALIAN PEOPLE ARE COMING IN CHANTING POPE-ACKBAR
>super big industry that throws children into big sewing machines
>spanish flu'd
>>56093782
>get shot either way
>>56093820
>says the ethnic group that caused an assload of gun violence in America during the first half of the 20th century
>>56093454
They have it already.
Who do you think made Rowling a billionaire? Well, Asia and Asia and then America and Europe.
>>56093782
>POPE-ACKBAR
Easy Ahmed. Displaying your power lever there son.
>>56093683
Hermione will be black actually.
>>56094202
>a person is a country/whole ethnic group
I like this ebin maymay.
>>56094489
I read something about how Rowling didn't specify Hermione's skin color. tl;dr she supports black Hermione
>>56094489
No, they don't change the girl's race they always change the boy's. Hermione will be white and Ron will be black, and Potter will be Jewish
School shooting
>>56094865
This is the new cast.
>>56094489
Oh, then she'll get CHINK'D or BLEACH'D
>>56094383
But it's true lad. There was a lot of concern over Catholic immigrants and their loyalty to the Pope over the USA.
What would a black person do with magic abilities?
>>56093454
Ron turns out to be gay.
>>56094489
IT'S LEVIOSA YOU DUMB ASS CRACKA
>>56094957
smoke magic dope
magic ice other niggas
tell those flying white crackas in black robes they dindu nuffin
>>56094957
>>56095025
see trough all dem white lies about history
>>56094957
Instead of wands they use magic glocks.
>>56094957
Make dope music I guess
>>56094383
You have to look at it in a historical context. Catholics were regarded with as much suspicion and ire as Europeans view Muslims today. America up until the Irish/Italian immigrants has largely been a protestant society, influenced heavily by the Anglican church of the Anglo founders and early German protestant settlers.
Hermione is black, Harry is asian (he has his mothers shit-coloured eyes), Weasleys are now the only white characters. They are porr, dumb, and incredibly racist. Ron goes against his family and falls in love with black Hermione and prooves he is not racist. Ancient african wizard family of Malfoys oppose evil crackablood Weasleys, who appropriated black magic.
>>56093454
>So what happens in an American hogwarts/wizarding world?
They spend all the time doing the enlargement spell on their mcdonald's menus
>>56093454
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsceIIpSdeM
>>56095387
Amazing, black magic really does exist
Voldemort gets taken down by Navy Seals.
magic actually comes from jesus
>>56094383
>British Person
>Accusing others about chimping out about Catholics
>>56094821
yeah, they were lying. she does support hermione being black in that play, but she's lying about never specifying her skin color.
>>56094821
Sweden, aye.
Has Rowling lost all her Potter monies? Wasn't it enough? Nevermind, carry on.
>>56095905
I think she meant that her face has become white because she was shocked.
>>56093454
RIP Harry Potter
