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Tell a real but unbelievable story of yours
My friend is an orphan because his mum, dad, sister and brother all killed themselves when he was 13-18. He has no living family left.
I have the hobby of taking long walks on the streets after midnight and asking random guys I find to suck their disks for 10 bucks. I'm like a reverse prostitute. 3 out of 5 guys I talk to accept it.
Also when I'm tired of sucking dicks I just molest guys on the street. I kiss them by force, grab their butts/dicks, flash my dick at them, etc.
>>56088886
what is this from anyway ? I've never seen this video
>>56088886
I shot JFK.
somezimes when i go outside i feel people are following me so i try to walk faster and look at other people if they notice this
>>56088886
A friend of mine fucked a pair of twins separately on the same night, they didn't know for a week. Like 6 months later, he fucked their mom as well.
im white
>>56088886
I had sex with a model
i'm 25 years old and my grandfather fought in world war 1 and would be 118 years old if he was alive today
>>56089715
>>56089705
Er du fra Sonderjylland?
In Hungary I once got surrounded by 8-10 gypsies because I refused to give one of them money. They started yelling at me and one pulled a knife. I pushed the smallest one aside and ran like hell.
Pretty sure I could have ended up as a murder victim back there.
>>56090185
Bornholm. :^)
Er dog flyttet væk for år tilbage.
>>56089822
My Great Grandpa and Great Great Grandpa fought in WWI, I will refer to them as father and son
The son joined up (just barely old enough or possibly too young) and the father went along to protect him
They worked in the tunneling crews digging under German trenches and blowing them up, the father was buried alive but the son made it out
>>56090352
That's grim as fuck :(. My grandfather was shot in the shoulder on the Somme in 1916 and served the rest of the war in the Labour Corps maintaining roads and telegraph poles and shit.
>>56088886
I know a blasian. He knows Japanese and claims he does because his mom is Vietnamese. He has shit taste in vidya and sucks at fighting games
>>56089639
Why?
>>56088886
I took my dog for a walk a year ago down to the local jungle. Nothing special happened until some guy came out of the bushes and threatened to rob me. My dog went apeshit and chased the dude into pond. The guy sank beneath the water and didn't come up at all. I waited for five minutes. Nothing. So either he got dragged by some marsh beast or drowned in a marsh. Either way I probably just witnessed a hobo kill himself.
Pic more or less related, taken a few weeks before the hobo incident
>>56091798
Good dog
>>56088886
>Tell a real but unbelievable story of yours
I was almost killed by Murcan Tomahawk cruise missile that got somehow off its selected path
>>56091798
hahaha noice
>>56088886
Why'd they do that? Is he really ugly/terrible or something?
>>56089822
what's special about that? My great-grandfather also fought in WW1.
I used to be an actress as a kid. I worked on a commercial for Coca Cola, the Lakers, and one of the members from OK Go.
In 7th grade, my parents commuted for 1.5 hours from home because they decided they wanted me to go to school in the Los Angeles ghetti like 25 miles away for some dumb reason.
Talked my girl into talking her mom into fucking me.
Shit was cash but then it sucked because afterwards they felt like I had to do whatever they wanted so I just bounced
I nothing particularily interesting to others I guess but I met an American who could speak Finnish while in the literal middle of nowhere in rural Japan
>>56091798
It's a well known fact that dogs a supreme bros mate
>>56092009
The massive age gap. Most people's grandfathers these days were too young to fight in WW2, never mind WW1.
My third cousin made world news for being sentenced to death. My dad has also been sending money to migrate my extended family to Europe for 20 years
>>56092226
>tfw 18 and my grandfather was born 1896
Feels strange man
>>56092279
How old are your parents?
>>56092279
When did he die? My grandfather was born in 1898 but died in a car crash in 1949
I have lived in a muzzie ghetto all my life and I actually experienced swedish culture 10 years ago in school before they abolished it
I walked 4 hours drunk with a broken leg from where i was Distance i walked that night was just 4-5 kilometers (3.1 miles cca).....And now i have screws in my leg. I didn't want to go straight to hospital but home because i wanted to sleep. Its not unbelievable but unbelievably retarded. When i finnally went to a hospital, on duty was some young doctor first week on her job. She said, that's ok, we'll just put a plaster and that's it, so that the REAL doctor next week on examination would told me this injury needs emergency operation and not a fucking plaster.
>>56094382
pic related
>>56094382
>>56094428
Sounds like you got screwed
>>56094500
in the end i was happy they didn't amputated that leg
>>56089705
>>56092148
Legendary
>>56092147
Post face
I am nearly 30 years old and have never held hands with a girl
unbelievable isn't it
Had a 130kg hairy guy suck my asshole, lick my toes and I facefucked him until I came in his mouth while I was twisting his nipples.
I now have a girlfriend and am NOT gay.
I don't think I have anything
here's a bump
I killed a man with just my thumb~ (pft obviously true)
