>TFW you never have and never will get a gf
Why God... Please just one gf, I'll do anything
>>56058998
>I'll do anything
how about asking some girls out?
>>56059042
the absolute madman
>>56059042
I-i d-dont know how...
>>56059119
oi lash, fancy a shag round back o' greggs?
~gold digging intensifies~
>>56059153
>TFW British slag gf
Seems easy af to get laid there desu. They come to YOU, at least from my experience in xhamster "dogging" videos
>>56058998
Do not trade with Source.
>>56059042
Give back Iraqi clay you oil-stealing sheepfucker
>>56059042
Tried that, didn't work. Now she avoids me.
>>56059665
Fucking this.
>got enough courage to ask her out
>got humiliated
Never again desu.
>>56059665
How did you ask her though? Like a vaguely socially competent person or like a raging autist?
>>56058998
>tfw have a russian gf gifrelated
>>56058998
>I'll do anything
Stop going on 4chan get in shape and start taking care of yourself and practice social situations.
>>56059191
not true
>>56059786
I've been trying but 4chan is my only social interaction. I hate coming here everyday I really do. But you guys are my only friends.
HOW DO I STOP
![320e8a754014a9611f1851c6ee07260f[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FGEmNP9.jpg "320e8a754014a9611f1851c6ee07260f[1].jpg")
>tfw no jennifer as a waifu
it hurts
>>56059750
I knew her for a few weeks. We usually walked into town talking until we reach her house. One day after building up the balls to try, I say we should do something sometime. Then it hits her that I was asking her out and she gets flustered, says yes very awkwardly and goes inside. Next time I see her she tells me she's not looking for a relationship.
I couldn't stand myself if I didn't try but I really miss talking to her.
professional qt shagger here
I will need some non sensitive informations about you
>age?
>uni/work?
>race?
>fat or biafra boy?
>ugly or fugly?
>>56060936
>>age?
20
>>uni/work?
NEET, I want to study Finance at uni soon tho
>>race
White(more specifically slavshit)
>>fat or biafra boy?
Like 18% bf but I'm cutting right now
>>ugly or fugly?
I'm not sure, I think average
T-thank you in advance italybro... I've always liked Italians
>>56061077
Pleas reply
>TFW abandoned by Italy bro
How could you man
>>56062488
Accepting the fact that you'll be alone the rest of your life is a difficult task, but you will feel better after. It took me 2 years.
>>56058998
Anything?
Lower your standards.
>>56058998
do you hit on women?
I also feel like this sometimes, and other times I end up wondering what I'd even do with a girlfriend or friends in general.
Anyone relate?
>>56061077
Based on your results, you have a 22% chance of a girl saying yes to a 1st date, and a 9.3% chance of a 2nd date, and a 56% chance of a 3rd date.
>>56066667
I avoid them.
>>56066916
Those are a lot better results than expected
Ass or tits
You will never get gf if you want it. You need just try with every attractive for you and not stupid girl.
At least with one you can get it.
You can start by getting off 4chan. I'm slowly weaning off it by reading books, albeit I'm still autistic at least I'm less easily triggered and angsty. Sooner or later you'll be met with the option to come back but you'll find it more difficult to bear or find someone you can relate to which whether you want to or not will happen because books can't socially satisfy you. The rest is up to chance on who you meet
>>56058998
Even shoot up a school?
>>56067681
I've tried dude.
I can't stay off for over a week. This shit is so addicting and I like being able to talk to people on the fly and say whatever I want.
>>56059665
Lower standards and try again.
>>56067891
Don't give up faggot, I've failed countless times but I keep myself in check now to at least one or two threads a day for no more than 2 hrs without hitting up 20 pages. Before I was an anime poster you will do it
>throw ball into hoop
>score
>throw penis into vagina
>????
Try it, OP
but also there's this thing called tinder or prostitution that's a fail safe
>>56068126
I'm reading "how to get rich" by Felix Dennis rn.
I recommend it desu, best book ever
>>56068275
Tbh I just read Islam and Arab nationalism books
>>56068320
Oh.
I read self-help and finance and economics books all day desu
Read how to get rich tho. BEST fuxking book ever hands down
It'll change your life
>>56068377
>It'll change your life
How do you know?
Have you become richer after reading those books?
>>56068491
Yes I have
But it's actually a really good book, it's actually actionable advice and framework, not like bs books where it just says "wish really hard and it will happen" in 400 pages
>He has no gf
>why God
oh you expected Him to care? You weren't paying attention lad don't you remember Bible states he wiped out mankind once or when he tormented Job just for fun? Your life is shit because God is shit and rest assured the so called ''heaven'' won't be anything pleasant either anon.Your existence will be paved with suffering.
But on the other hand at least you have the internet so you can watch porn.
>>56069860
>oh you expected Him to care? You weren't paying attention lad don't you remember Bible states he wiped out mankind once or when he tormented Job just for fun? Your life is shit because God is shit and rest assured the so called ''heaven'' won't be anything pleasant either anon.Your existence will be paved with suffering.
>But on the other hand at least you have the internet so you can watch porn.
what can a gf give me?
>I will never have an american gf
Hell is now.
>>56069998
>I will never have a big bunda gf
>tfw fending off my ex, fending off another two somewhat psycho girls that want me
How do I get one
>>56067681
How do I quit 4chan?
Having a gf is overrated. I had an online gf for a year and I regret wasting time with that shit.
>>56072477
online girlfriends don't count idiot
Normies please halp, there is this bubble butt qt who I actually have a chance with. She is always fixing her leggings in ffront of my face and doing me random favors. I don't even know this girl's name but she is insanely nice to me and is always staring at me. What do? How do I get laid???
>>56072632
Ask if she wants to chill with you later and get her number then text her
>>56072706
That's not creepy? I always have had girls flirting with me i snsince ghschool but I could never seal the deal and they would get bored. I am so autistic
>>56072791
>>56072632
My keyboard is flipping out my bad
>>56072791
Why would it be creepy? Make some smalltalk first. If she keeps looking at you she's clearly not disgusted by you.
>>56072872
I don't know I am just a pathetic piece of shit. I came to class drunk and still didn't have the balls to talk to her. I can't even make any friends, how will I ever get laided.
>>56072969
If you keep talking about yourself you won't.
Do you think women are attracted to selfhating betas afraid to ask them out?
>>56060337
sounds like she's got issues and it's not you
you'll be alright
well apart from being a spud munching euro nigger.
>>56070175
>tfw fending off my ex, fending off another two somewhat psycho girls that want me
Are you me?
>>56072505
FUCK.
