>Be me
>Be at collage today
>Bunch of people talking about if they like cats or dogs
>Asian guy says "I like both"
>I try to be funny and say "They both taste good"
>Everyone cringes
>I wasn't even thinking about the fact he was Asian. I didn't think of that until after I said it.
I am just going to go around acting like that Daria girl from that cartoon, not being social or talking to avoid doing this kinda shit again.
>>56047072
>Everyone cringes
>phew, that guy is really respecting Asian culture.
>>56047347
Girls like badboys who bully beta Asians. I bet now half of the college girls want to fuck him.
>>56047347
Huh?
better luck in your next college
kek that's actually funny
the reason why everyone cringed is because you have no charisma and/or are weird, if a chad said that everybody would be laughing and throwing rocks at that asian guy
make sure to keep me updated
should've said "I like pussy" desu
>At ANZAC ceremony
>We are all standing
>The sun is baring down on us
>Blood rushes out of my head and to my feet
>Try to keep composure for a few minutes
>Everything goes black and white
>I fall to the ground
>Vomit in front of everyone
I will never forget it
>be at a university campus
>make an 'original' racist joke
>expect laughs
self-censorship is out of control among the student body. Honestly the worst part of university was the fellow students, and I say that as someone who had lots of mates in high school.
>>56047620
What if you just aren't as funny as you think you are?
>>56047697
I'm not OP, I didn't make a racist joke in front of a group during my time in uni, but I completely understand where he is coming from
>>56047520
Yfw the emus now have psykers and mindbenders
>>56047072
I do jokes like that at work. I did harmless jokes about Jews and immigrants on a date and she was laughing like shit. You can use jokes to check how good you are with people.
I think that cat and dog joke was fine and the people with you are the problem. Don't think so much about it
Btw who this girl in pic?
>>56047072
That was funny desu I'd laugh at it.
>>56047072
Who is this QT?
>>56047072
they sound like a bunch of uptight cunts desu
Cats are disgusting. Why do you eat cats?
>>56047072
That's a beautiful British girl.
Post more.
>>56048308
Because she's got some Indian in her.
>>56048390
I'd slip a bit of white man into her
>>56048390
Or Pakistani, or Iraqi, or Serbian, or curry
>>56047072
Post more pics
>>56048448
Gtfo nazi
>>56048579
Is she ok?
>>56047520
>>56047620
>westerns cucks
everyone here just jokes about everything, i'm lucky i don't live in a PC enviroment
>"hey guys i got 3 tickets to see this show?"
>"3? FUCK OFF SERB SHIT"
hehe serbs
>>56048308
She's not british you dumb fuck. She's wearing a Marquette shirt. She's a paki or indian that lives in Wisconsin.
>>56049383
I don't get it?
>>56049458
Neither did you.
Where's op ffs
Who's that girl?
>>56048390
P O O I N L O O
>>56047072
I think that's funny
>>56047072
It's alright, guy.
The people who took that seriously have no sense of humor. You wouldn't wanna associate with them anyway.
>>56050946
>I don't get it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three-finger_salute_%28Serbian%29
People who aren't normies and try to be normies always pick the worst group of friends, anybody notice this trend?
>>56047520
>Everything goes african american and white
fix'd
>living in a politically correct environment
>>56057305
Yes, I just have non-normie friends instead.
Pretty comfy life in general.
You can freely joke about everything,
and when a joke sucks you just tell them and everybody laughs about how terrible that was.
Honestly you have to know someone relatively well to pull off any racist joke these days.
Even the people you meet might find it funny but won't laugh in fear of not appearing PC
I once told my coworkers that if my feet were cheese, I would eat it.
Only one of them secretly smiled.
>>56064136
Yeah, but like in this case, if you'd find a chinese that would laugh about it, you'd found a friend.
>>56064153
> German """""""""""""""""""""""humour"""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>56064250
Exactly!
>>56064153
>I once told my coworkers that if my feet were cheese, I would eat it.
Bin vor Lachen ausgebrochen.
Guter Witz, würde lauthals lachen wenn du ihn erzählst.
>>56047427
I know that feel. Every time I said something funny in my opinion in school everybody just looked at me like I said something weird. 5 minutes later alpha classmate repeated it and everybody including teacher was laughing out loud. Next day classmates was still laughing on this joke and asked if was absent yesterday to tell it to me. Every fucking time.
international culture and languages
>>56047072
>tfw I have a black coworker
>tfw we banter each other about race
God bless my nation.
epic banter my aussie friend
Onece, in a geography class, I was asked by the teacher why do Bolivians come to Brazil
I've answered her question with, "They come to sell pirated clothes"
The entire class went apeshit
People just can't handle the banter.
>>56057683
>everything goes african american and racist
fix'd
That was a shit "joke" Op hang yourself.
Park Park wherever you may be
You eat dogs in your home country
Could be worse
Could be Scouse
Eating rats in a council house.
>>56047072
what a QT ~<3<3<3<3<3
>>56047072
>everyone cringes
Fuck them. Find better people. My friends would have laughed. They're the ones that make the excessively edgy dead babby jokes.
Normies are getting tired of normies. The normiest of blogs and pages keep posting these images. People want to be weird and edgy again. People are tired of this modern day miasma of shitty eggshell tiptoeing.
>Haha, Anon! You and my dad have the same hair! How old are you again? Wow, so young to be losing your hair already!
>Haha, Anon! Nice snapback! You're always wearing hats like a douchebag!
JUST FUCKING KILL ME ALREADY
>>56066616
Embrace the baldness.
It will be alpha if you have a strong, trained body.
>>56047072
That's funny, your friends stink.
