Did you have penis inspection day in your country?
I'm pretty sure Canada has it like us, but I don't know about the rest of the world
>>56030072
Is this man serious?
Yup, twice in elementary school, twice in middle school and once in high school
At least for me it's been that way, I guess it can be different for other people
>penis inspection day
>>56030072
No, and I know it's just a meme at this point.
But a fucking 70-year-old doctor (male) who was just about to retire touched my balls to see how deep into puberty I was.
>tfw the nurse doing the inspection is hot and you get hard
Very awkward
>tfw nurse compliments you and says how popular you'll be
>she didn't realise I'm a social spastic
>>56031012
sames here
it stems from reality, testicle inspection
I got mine checked at school and at the military examination (old grandpa doctor suddenly pulled down my pants and I happened to have a massive shower due to the hot weather and I just stood there and giggled a bit as he looked impressed and a bit jelly)
>>56032276
on the school day however I had just come inside from the cold and my thing had shrunk to nothing and just before my name was called I was at the bathroom sink trying to heat up my junk (unsuccesfully)
when that doc checked me I were tiny and burst out laughing from embarrassment
At the army inspection, yeah.
>>56032276
>>56032313
oh and this third time I were checked by this really cute nurse at the hospital
I had just come from having taken a pee test and when she lifted my thing off from atop my nuts (she had a rubber glove on), I think a drop of pee was leering out from the hole
>>56032353
hot
>>56030072
I always thought this whole "penis inspection day" thing was an american meme. Were you actually forced to show your penis at school?
>>56030072
no we don't
>>56031012
This actually happens in America though.
>>56033617
Yes
>>56030072
Yes, good guy priest does it for me
>>56030072
no but we inspected each others penises in class
>>56033617
How would you know if your penis is ok if you never get it inspected?
Fucking third worlders I swear...
This is a meme right? Never had penis inspection day at my school. I do have my pens inspected when I go to the doc tho.
>Be 10
>playing pokemon on shitter before school
>Bus comes outside
>I still havent wiped
>Mom yells I have to go
>Have horrible poison ivy on crotch
>Pour a bunch of cream on my penis, put on my pants and run to the bus
>Girl I like sits next to me
>asks me if ive ever been kissed
>I take out my gameboy
>She starts whispering in my ear
>I start sweating
>I look down
>The cream is seeping through my jeans, making it look like i cummed
>She notices
>I notice
>I open my fannie pack to grab some kleenexes
>My sphagetti falls out all over
>I start sweating more
>Realize i forgot to wipe my ass
>The entire bus smells like shit and sphagetti
>bus gets to school
>Try and run to bathroom
>teacher catches me
>its penis inspection day
>my name is alan aardvark
>I have to go first
>Nurse demands For me to take off my pants
>I refuse
>She wrestles me down, and gets a magnifying glass real close to my crotch
>close my eyes and scream the guile theme at the top of my lungs
>She unzips my pants, the smell of sphagetti, cream and shit leaks out
>she pukes on my dick
>I get expelled
FUCKING PENIS INSPECTION DAY
i had once to get my military discharge certificate
Yes we had penis inspection and scoliosis inspection in 6th or 7th grade I believe. My basketball coach did my inspection.
>>56035758
>My basketball coach did my inspection.
BLACKED
bunp
