im in venezeula this country is shit
never try socialism
>>56027678
oh hi, you still alive ?
how you can afford internet ?
>>56027865
im an american in a hotel
>>56027678
are you the american who we all warned not to go to that country?
tell us your experience
is there any toliet paper?
>>56027882
no paraguay i just got here yesterday
>parents work state department
>make me come here for spring break
>no fucking water
>but gas is pennies to keep poor people from breaking into riot
>have to shower first night by pouring it onto my self with a vase
>parents feel bad and check me into marriot
what a piece of shit country. I mean i went up into the mountains today and had a really nice meal and a smoke, but fuck me fuck socialism.
>>56027972
>>56028055
some women here are fucking porn star looking though
do you think they are easy to hookup with? assuming I don't get zika virus
>>56028107
kek
I'm sure they are easy if you are white and good looking
zika is pretty harmless for men
why does everyone hate venezuela?
i think hugo chavez is all right guy.
he communist and not afraid of anything
>>56028314
chavez is kill already
>>56027678
You're damn right it is. What /int/ernationals leave out is that the shot Americans tend to survive.
>be American
>get shot
>be Venezuelan
>get straight-up murdered
>>56028278
It can give you the Guillain-Barré syndrome
>>56028107
having women who look like "porn stars" is not something to brag about. Most porn actresses, esp after a year or two of use, are bagged-out roasties. And they tend to be 5-8, tops. Also their profession seeps into their daily lives, such that they tend to wear tacky outfits both on the set and off.
Real beauty is a cut above "porn star".
>>56027678
When this piece of shit lost his power the country will improve
>>56027678
same
>>56027678
tenes papel higienico?
My gf had actually live in Venezuela for like 3 years as a child because of her father's oil related job and said she'd got almost kidnapped by strangers twice there.
Must be one of the worst hell holes.
>>56030526
>roasties
>>>/r9k/
>>56031323
I'm literally right and they literally have beat-up rosbif pussies after a while. fite me
>>56031149
the murder rate is high even by Caribbean standards. And many smaller countries around the Caribbean have ridiculous murder rates.
>>56027881
have you successfully fulfilled your counter-revolutionary duties?
>>56027678
Aaay lmaooo. Where are you staying senpai? If you said mountains I suppose you are in Mérida. But yeah things are fucked up ive been having 5 days without water.
>Going to Venezuela
>at this time
Country is currently at a tipping point where there will either be a coup d'etat by military or civil war.
>No water
Depends on the time of day and where you're currently at, I assume Caracas or Barquisimeto.
>>56031149
Ever since '92, the country has been going to shit. It's Ch*vez, M*duro, and the idiots that supported them's fault the country has gone to shit.
>>56027678
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SliXyNnhnC4
You still have a cute maidos.
>>56031149
To be fair I almost got kidnapped once and I live in a cushy white suburb in Canada
